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Feb 15, 2017 4:58 AM
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ChewyVuitton
good ol' 6inch_Anguish
IWillOnlyCommentGifs
wheresthebaby
Master Bruce doesn't know I use the supercomputer for this
KlaatuVaradaNicto
6inch_Anguish ......
Aussieausti
That guys username though...
ticktockbent
6inch_Anguish needs to learn to google. No reason to go back and play it again
[deleted]
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RavioliCheeseCake
WintersCum
send this to the fp
ZombiePuggle
Cool a mediocre joke recycled to oblivion.
NinjasStoleMyMama
wouldn't googling it be quicker?
mburicao
daf4ever
he was lost on pornhub for 2 months :)
ArdentSlacker
Not all who wander are lost.
daf4ever
hahaha!
mrhobbybob
Imagine the porn discovered in this search...
benjaminftjones
8bitTunes
hugh705
player.additem b 1
areyounotintertained
Are people still playing Oblivion?!?!?
thecolonels
I played it 2 months ago. Holds up.
gaby2300
Goronhead
ItsJoshuaJames
Pornhub has all the answers.
WhitePhoenix
This place is basically where Imgur goes to fap.
Bajskorv
I'm more of a xhamster guy myself
LadyWidebottom
I thought imgur goes to imgur to fap.
Slonchman
You stole my comment (and made it before I did). Have my upvote, fucker
jsmithy2334
This place is basically where 93% of the world goes to fap
imheretostirthepot
I'm a part of the 7% on Xvid then?
TrijezniMujo
I thought Xvid was bigger than pornhub.
TrijezniMujo
I thought Xvid was bigger than pornhub.
iamdisgusted
Same here. Usually xvid
chang2301
areyounotintertained
DoktorLurker
That and the Helm of Finn Gleam are my favorite artifacts. And that damned vampire bitches sword.
druidsmakethebestporridge
Pretty sure that's how you get it in Skyrim. In Oblivion, you just have to become grey fox / head of the thieves guild.
thecolonels
No. Why does no one remember this. Skyrim is theives guild and you give the skeleton key away to complete it. Dude is right about oblivion
thecolonels
No. Why does no one remember this. Skyrim is theives guild and you give the skeleton key away to complete it. Dude is right about oblivion
ThomasTheSmartass
now i wanna know what they watched
BadGoyim
joe rogan podcast train by day joe rogan by night all day
ididntthinkthisusernamewouldbeavailable
Is this English?
Krayotik
Powerful BadGoyim
JMaxGarage
Hello freak bitches
JMaxGarage
Hello freak bitches
Muttons1337
I'm having a tough time connecting the dots between the comments in the post and to why they are where they are and to this comment.
JMaxGarage
The avatar pic of the guy is a pic of Joe Rogan in the JRE Podcast
calska140
Onnit use the code word
Muttons1337
Code words??? Elder Scrolls? Joe Rogan? Porn Hub? I'm just not getting it.
iamatworknow
Save 10% off all supplements
JMaxGarage
Hello freak bitches
analnipple666
"Hey you fucks!"
JMaxGarage
"Listen up cocksuckers" - Joey Diaz
gad885
Who else is listening to the "fight recap"
JMaxGarage
I did. They were hi-iiiiiigh as fuck hahaha. Only fight talk was 15 minutes. The rest a mix of everything. Fucking love that podcast.
Karluuu
Im listening to him with Joey Diaz as i came across this. Universe is whacky af.
JMaxGarage
"Listen up cock suckers" - Joey Diaz
bleblebla
You automatically read this in joey's voice "listen dog"
Karluuu
"You dont wanna know, Joe Rogan"
SnarkyScience
Similarly, in Skyrim, you get it in Nocturnal's/Thieve's Guild Quest line. But, you have to return it to complete the quest.
leftypride
Thank you for your service.
malachitedragon
Console commands, muth'fukah.
IncognitoPanda
It was much more satisfying in Oblivion anyways. You could just spam X til it opened. In Skyrim you must still find the spot
thecolonels
Thats not true. In Oblivion the skeleton key is the reward for completing the quest. Fucking liar who knows nothing of 2000's rpgs.
Goronhead
"complete the quest", he says. HA!
Fluffyduck
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PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
While relatively useless during gameplay the key is said to be able to unlock ANY lock. Seals between dimensions and Elder Scrolls included
ArdentSlacker
I would try it on a lock of hair and see if it made someone bald.
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
Orrrrrr you are the ultimate thief and never complete the quest. Robbing Nocturnal of your eternal servitude AND her priced key.
Canisiel
Seriously fuck that quest. I didnt want to be her fuckin lacky. Worst quest in Skyrim.
busdriverdan
I loved that quest, it was a nice blend of cult and mafia gang stuff.
ThatGuyWhoThinksEveryoneIsAPineapple
Nah, it wasn't a bad quest. In terms of gameplay it was fun, I just didn't like how we didn't get the option to tell them to get fucked.
nebworb
I rob her of it by being a vampire. Suck it Nocturnal, never gonna die.
Canisiel
Not of old age, anyway.
nebworb
Bitch I'm a master fucking vampire. Ain't nothing killing me.
Worldf1re
That's what Lokir of Rorikstead said. "You're not gonna kill me!" Riiiiight before he died.
Dinkleboop
True, but if you take the final lock pick perk it does the same thing.
forsale90
Honestly, never skilled that. After the 3,5 trillionst lock you can do even master locks with ease.
Dinkleboop
There's a couple of okay perks in the tree though- treasure hunter makes you find more gems, which is nice.
SnarkyScience
I'm too used to playing with Ordinator's perks now to remember the originals haha.
8bitTunes
Is that a mod? I'll have to look those up
SnarkyScience
Yes. Most perk mods try to make all of the trees useful instead of a subset.
CelebrityCharityDragonBoatRace
Oblivion was the best...
arek314
I hated enemy scaling: some random bandits rocking glass armour were out of place. Nowadays you can probably mod it though.
SendNudesPleases
I'm excited by Skyblivion!
Arrestme
False. Morrowind was the best.
imheretostirthepot
aleister94
They both had aspects I liked
ButtblasterMcAssmaster
It's the setting. Morrowind has this incredibly complex, totally original world and Oblivion is just your average medieval fantasy Europe.
Buckbeak1486
That's how Skyrim feels to me, too. Morrowind feels like one of those rare High Fantasy series that take place on a totally alien world.
nebworb
Was Morrowind the first you played? In general I've found the first one someone played is their favorite.
Diezen
Morrowind is probably my favorite, then Oblivion. Skyrim was a tad shallow though. But my play order was Oblivion, Skyrim, Morrowind so...
Diezen
Mostly because of the interesting shit like pillow fort, museum you can donate artifacts to, spells, levitation potions and such.
nebworb
Yeah levitating is the shit. Oblivion/Morrowind are pretty close for me. I always wanted perfect level ups though which can get tedious.
Arrestme
It was. But dude i loved having to rally all the tribes, following the prophecy, meeting with the Gods. The music/feel. Epic. Epic. EPIC! :D
nebworb
Man sounds like I should do the main quest. I've loved just doing guild questlines and other random shit.
Arrestme
ya u should it's pretty epic dude and has a great fucking ending if u follow all the steps right. :D
VoIdemort
Honestly enjoyed Morrowind more than Oblivion, Oblivion more than Skyrim. It was fun to freeze horses and sled them down mountains though.
Diezen
Nothing beat superhorse in Oblivion though. If the horse intercepted the buff from a wayshrine it became sanic.
Mushroombadger
Shadowmere?
Diezen
It can happen to any horse. Shadowmere though has the positive of never dying (sorta).
Mushroombadger
Morrowind was great in most ways but the miss system in combat was awful.
ketochris
Yeah, it was out of place for a game like that.
VoIdemort
Yup, there are mods for that! Modded Morrowind is super easy to achieve on even an old computer, and a lot of fun!
VoIdemort
Yup, there are mods for that! Modded Morrowind is super easy to achieve on even an old computer, and a lot of fun!
verifiedshitlord
STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!
JerryWhinefeld
STOP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW! PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE! YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE NOW FORFEIT!
ketochris
I can hear the song...
ThorinMapleshield
*slaughters whole town before reloading and serving time*
RandomTechpriest
YOU VIOLATED MY MOTHER!
FoxInATopHat
Let's get to bashing butts, as well as deez nuts!
Tankbutt
hehehehehe
RandomTechpriest
YOU RUINED MY SISTER!
Tankbutt
hehehhahah