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VagrantKoba
#11 I actually agree with this. I know it's red, but when I read the word my brain supplies green.
PhilKenSebban
#1 That story of Daniel Radcliffe helping a guy who was being mugged in London. Randomly being mugged, Harry Potter comes to your aid.
papinpc
#4 I feel a strong co-relation
HowMuchWoodCouldAWoodDuckDuckIfAWoodDuckCouldDuckWood
#8 The lambs were there they were just very quiet and you couldn't hear them
EaNasirIsABastard
MissivesFromTheTower
#4 Delia, oh, Delia / Delia all my life / If I hadn't shot poor Delia / I'd have had her for my wife / Delia's gone, one more round
frogsupmyarse
#9
ninjamurray
#4
MahuAurelius
This is what the US looks like to the US.
GizmosBabySitter
Yeah I was kinda curious what else they could possibly think.
ellion0815
#4 it's two sides of the same story.
mosqui
#1
ShiaIabeouf
Dutch: Mijn pieliewielie doet pijn
Yupurineutah
Mijn lull wants a pull
RobvanSomeren
Ik heb last van mijn leuning.
Lobangpuki
Want OP's moeder haar anus was nog klein.
RiskIt4ABiscuit
#4 comon, you know why.
EmanNiemThcin
Most appropriate answer I can think of https://youtu.be/16x_wwrS20c
turkeydonkey
#9 that's just straight up stealing a Simpson's joke.
starkstout07
#11 ugh, this. I see "ver-" and my mind goes to words like verdent and Verde, you know... Green things
ODSTsRule
PlentyofCupcakeMagic
#4 it's like she doesn't want to wear jeans short shorts, have children, make casserole and such.
BabeAfett
The ones that come to mind are either, he hit me so I poisoned/ killed him, or he cheated, so I burned his house down.
PlentyofCupcakeMagic
JesaraB
When you live in a conservative area where murder is more acceptable than divorce, what're you gonna do?
PlentyofCupcakeMagic
Teathefae
#5 y'all only work 8 hours?
DeviousVirtues
#11 "Verdant" thats really all the explaination needed, I hope.
lindydanny
#8 That's why they are silent.
soepie7
#6 seems photoshopped, as that doesn't seem to be even real words.
BeelzebobRoss
Dutch isn't a real language anyways.
soepie7
You're not a real language.
MoneyPenni
Yeah im all for making fun of my language, but there is plenty of real things we can poke fun at instead of making up words
Densteef
The only real word is the first one
FaecalJacksonPollock
#12:
sgnight13
See gay corporations in June
TheeRojoDuke
IusallypoopwhileImonhere
I watched this this year again. I was mad when Santa told his dad he should be ashamed of him self. Like fuck you Santa your skinny bitch
jethroismaxbaer5772
AzraelEternity
Rip42
So are romance languages. Vert is green in french. Verde is green in spanish and italian. Ver = green.
Showsni
Romance languages, huh? And what's the Portuguese for red?
Rip42
In portuguese, verde is also green. It's the only romance language where red is close to vermillion, and it's not derived from latin.
AzraelEternity
Moonthatspellsmoon
#4 tbf its not all "oops i killed my husband," sometimes it's "you're goddamn right I killed my husband"
Iloveanonymityandilovebeingnoticed
There’s running away from abuse songs too. And sad children songs on both sides.
FetteredJuvenescence
All of them are because CM fans require a reason she's not in the kitchen making her husband a sandwich instead of singing.
minibois
#11 "Vermillion" is the red color used for the Dutch flag and that's the only way I remember it being red.
DonteHaversham
It does indeed sound green though
doubleormuffin
It 'sounds green' because it starts with ver-, as do the romance languages' words for green. The root shows up in English words like verdant
DonteHaversham
Makes sense, still should be green though
JacksNaggingProcrastination
#1 THIS is how you do it, Rose! Get it right! There was room for two on that table for f*ck’s sake, Rose!
ScorneontheCob
I hear this a lot, but are you sure it’s right?
TakeYouAway
Didn't Mythbusters prove it wasn't about room, it was about buoyancy and it wouldn't have floated with two people?
GovernorRichardGecko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVgkvaDHmto
ThomasThundersword
iirc yes and the director also said it was tested extensively so the actual prop wouldn’t be buoyant enough
Slots
For #11 its because you played too much Pokémon Red/Blue. Vermillion Forest made you think it was green.
Slots
Wait hold on, Correction. It was Veridian Forest on the way to Pewter City. There was a Vermillion Forest as part of the anime.
bleleleleleleleleeeeepnekos
Could also be because in other languages 'ver' is the start of green i.e. Verde (spanish)
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ThomasThundersword
^^^^
LurkerOfDarkness
It's because the french for green is "vert" and the t is silent. And the "million" ending is from french and pronounced that way.
elinveronicap
Me too!
Nakeela
Might be because verdant and viridian are both green. It also looks like there's general mixup since a lot of products write vermillion 1/2
Nakeela
2/2 green and then show a viridian green jacket. Though if you mix vermillion into any green you usually get a nice deep forest color range
peenesspingpongpaddle
#2 is meant to be what?
ThomasThundersword
Masks that fail to cover the mouth. altho tbh this actually does make sense. cover nose and breath through it except when playing, unlike>
ThomasThundersword
ppl who wear masks below nose in day to day life since its (tho maybe not for them) a reflex to nose breath not mouth breath
peenesspingpongpaddle
I mean, they're outdoors and looks like the masks flaps overlap to cover the mouth when not playing instruments. So not egregious.
joepineapplesindrag
jethroismaxbaer5772
SlipstreamSal
Is that Sephironald McDonald?
StoopKidAfraidToLeaveHisStoop
VERMILION IS A GREEN FUCKIN WORD
the42
Right? There’s no need to not explain because there’s a simple explanation.
tacticalattackterriers
I just assumed it was a combo of "verde" and "hee hee sounds like chameleon green lizard whooo"
DevByTradeAndLove
Chartreuse and Puce should switch colors.
ConstantTacos
I think the colors vermilion and chartreuse should switch names.
peagreensparkle
And Verde sauce..
Chronomechanist
You're confusing it for viridian.
uzetaab
Nope, that's not the reason. I honestly don't know what the reason is.
harthram
It's not a pokemon?
HamshanksCPS
I've lived my whole life up to this point thinking that vermilion was a shade of green
Pseudobatrachotoxin
I think you and Circe may be looking for Viridian… that is a green ‘V’ color. And why so aggressive? Some can’t even tell the difference!
CryogenicAce
Iloveanonymityandilovebeingnoticed
Green is not a creative color.
StoopKidAfraidToLeaveHisStoop
Don’t hug me. I’m scared!
DarnThisStuff
That's my favorite idea!
BeMyChildsDad
The french word for green is vert. Vermillon Is a green word.
HowMuchWoodCouldAWoodDuckDuckIfAWoodDuckCouldDuckWood
Comes from Latin vermis, meaning worm. Same root as vermin and vermicelli
Pleeby
And the Spanish is verde.
CrazyWineLady
The French word for “bright red” is “vermeil” though for some reason
Nakeela
Doesn't help that a lot of product sites mix up vermillion and viridian. So many jackets in "vermillion green" when it's clearly viridian
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
and in Pokémon Yellow (where the colour palate changes depending on what colour-named city you're in) Vermilion City is yellow
level100gastly
The portuguese word for red is vermelho. We need another reply for a tie break
ScorneontheCob
I don’t know if this makes sense but in my mind I mix it up with chartreuse because that sounds red to me
Thinkles
Charcuterie
ClemFandangle
Shark cutlery
RevolutionOnHerLips
that absolutely sounds red
LuminousViolet
Anyone fancy signing a petition of mine to swap Chartreuse and Vermilion over?
pointastic
https://mandelaeffect.net/chartreuse-red-or-green-colors/
NickRivieraMD
Why did all these people go to 'it changed color' instead of 'guess I had it wrong?' I imagined chartreuse as that pinky-red color too>
NickRivieraMD
as a kid, but once I learned it, I was just like, 'oh, I had it wrong.' Isn't that the obvious place to go?
NickRivieraMD
Also, the actual name for the color they are thinking of is fuchsia.
HamshanksCPS
Are you kidding me? Chartreuse is a green? Those two colours need to be swapped asap
VagrantKoba
Chartreuse is blue in my head.