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Feb 27, 2018 5:30 AM
Pen1five
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KillingTlme
I was officially old at 16 when I had to buy my own groceries.
miker650
I'm not old. I only buy shit on sale because I'm broke not old.#student_life
Vyrro
I got excited when my amazon package of adhesive no slip shower stickers came in
Ravenbreaker
I'm pretty much a routine shopper. I buy generally the same thing each week if its on sale or not.
Kleinstlebewesen
it is not being old. it is smart
c0nman
for me, it was the moment i paid attention to the traffic reports on the radio
GetLostDavid
my favourite store is "the expensive one" and thats pretty annoying.
catsandmuffins
Right??
noptic
I started getting my own groceries when I was 16. My mom was great just not the best cook.
Weyely
I love grocery shopping. When did I become so uncool.
Predacane35
I love shopping. I get to pick the things! I'm a big kid now!
Aquestionoftiming
I just like knowing exactly where to find what okay!?
Virgulesmith
I even have different favorites for different things. I'm damn old.
Reviire
I'm recently 19 and i have favourite stores. Because they always stock the things i wanna buy.
Creyton
16 here, and I bloody love Aldi. Everything's so cheap and the special buys sales are what I look forward to every week.
yinzercounty
Giant Eagle <3
8toan
Is it weird that I know this is a Spar store in South Africa
00LimaRomeo
I iron a shirt to wear every day. Even the weekend. Every shirt has a collar and useful pockets. So old that I can't remember when I didn't.
Webel
I buy dry food online that's close to it's best before date, don't care that my rice is "old". I save like 90%, matsmart if you're a swede
dahyunandtofu
fuck i'm 20 and i have a favourite store
Queenjoy89
Predacane35
This is excellent. Fuck that bitch up!
mxavierk42
This doesn't apply to anyone from upstaste New York because Wegmans is so superior to every other grocery store
Greeneyeddevil
Noo, i figured this out. You're finally an adult when you move your bed away from the corner of your bedroom.
Unagi604
Well, I mean sometimes it's hard to find specialty items
GizMoQC
Yes, its called costco
Unluky
I was excited to buy appliances last month. I feel old but at least I have clean laundry.
BlackVelPlz
Same, new fridge
CelticCommando
I got excited because there was a sale on bread, like genuinely excited, its wierd dude i feel you
Eldisty
Buy new appliances here soon and it feels like I'm waiting for Christmas
sweetascandy018
I asked for a slow cooker for my birthday (but it was star wars themed!)
Unluky
I own 4 slow cookers. They are amazing haha.
VivaLaSteeze
Bought a shark vacuum with led lights. Was happily disgusted with how dirty my wood floor was. Kitchen Reno starts this week, get to buy
VivaLaSteeze
appliances soon!
LaChupaCabra7
I also love it when the cashier tells me how much money I saved from my coupons
Donth101
I always have a favourite grocery store, and I have since I left home.
MusicPirate
I saved 25 dollars according to my receipt, not my record but felt good. People can make fun but I cook some bomb ass food.
LanceTrout
What’s ass food?
MusicPirate
NSPike
Currys, chipotle etc
EneZio
Dick
PrettyBasicNotABitch
I have a favorite grocery store AND favorite gas station.
Truefacted
With HEB I had a favorite grocery store in middle school.
NotEnoughPixels
Hell yeah
hunnycat
Here, everythings better! <3
Fpt04
Same, but Wegmans.
McFluffySundae
Old? Ive been doing this since high school! Either you buy the stuff on sale or you eat ramen the next 2 weeks!
Durtschi
Ditto. Freezors exist for a reason.
McFluffySundae
Freezer stuff isn't always cheap either.
Durtschi
Agreed. Buying meat on sale then freezing it rather than buying it not on sale is a heck of a lot cheaper.
DeviatedPrevert
am i the only one that feels kind of good when you buy a 20 pack of toilet paper? it feels so secure and adult
ultramantisgreyish
It’s the confident walk that can’t help but do when holding onto a 24 pack.
Sackadelic
Dude I bought a vacuum. Oh man.
digdoug78
Such an optimist.
assholecasserole
I am on my last roll of my Costco pack, thanks for the reminder
pfsar
I get my toilet paper delivered, 54 rolls at a time. Saves me the embarrassment of buying it in a store and everybody there knowing I poop.
asm80dfa8sdfj
Only 20?
Crustypeanut
Toilet paper will be my #1 most cherished thing in the apocalypse.
squip
Totally. Also I only buy luxury shit tickets. Only the best for this asshole.
Ratnavati
Shit tickets is my new favorite phrase
Magpiebones
I like to buy anything in bulk since it's always cheaper than smaller packets.
insegrevious
I buy a single roll, and get a receipt. Then repeat. More paper in the end.
Predacane35
Especially multi ply.
LionSundress
I buy a box of 48 and they deliver it to my door. Who gives a crap
Jellocubez
#CostcoSizedPackages
Jeffdougler
https://media.giphy.com/media/UjPuYopijaCY0/giphy.gif
StonesOnTheHill
For me it's a huge bag of rice. Just knowing I have food just sitting there, not going bad, not running out, waiting for a rainy day.
bitchimadorable
I haven't had to buy any in two months because I found the huge 48 mega roll on sale for 20 bucks.
ISayFuckAllTheTime
I actually have a favorite toilet paper now. IT FUCKING MATTERS.
SaltyInternetPirate
Bought a 32-pack of TP two days ago, since it was on the rare discount for that good brand when it's about 35% off per roll.
SaltyInternetPirate
They do that discount every few months on 32 or 40 packs, only in some stores. I wouldn't bother if it wasn't one of the high-quality brands
Ravenbreaker
I usually buy a large pack just so I dont have to remember it all the time. Restock when I'm down to 2-3 rolls.
LurkerOfDarkness
I usually fill the shelf when the right sale is on, will last me about a year.
pr0nty
Living life on the edge. I get antsy if I'm down to six.
KlingonsAreSexyLLAP
No, no you are not the only one.
DeviatedPrevert
bobstallone
Guys, I just upgraded from a couch that didn't fit my legs to a futon that converts into a full-size bed. Life is good.
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
Well done! Next step is toilet paper, then? Let's keep on topic here.
PaulyParker
My cupboard is stocked full of 20 packs. Just in case Taco Bell night goes awry
ActuallyMadeOfCheese
Had a rental car for the weekend recently - buying a big ol' pack of TP without feeling like an idiot carrying it home was the best part.
koopaya
I try to buy extra toilet paper when I can. It's one of those things that stinks to run out of
ProHealsForRealz
Ba-dum tsss. Thank you for that, I chuckled.
SmackDabInTheMiddleOfTheBlue
And it doesn't go stale on your shelf!
theresgarlicinthatnebula
Nothing makes me feel sexier than taking a giant pack of TP on the train home. 'sup bitches, I'll provide for you.
AuntSharron
When I was a young warthog: I bought beer, weed, beer, and 48 rolls of the finest asswipes sold in stores. Anything else came second.
twofishtails
What's toilet paper?
Atlasraven
Whatever problems life throws at me at least I have something to wipe my butt with for a solid month.
idkalan
I buy a 45 PK from Sam's. Though bc I store them so well in various closets, I end up forgetting where they're all at & then I buy more
TangerineRaptor
I feel too conspicuous buying 20, like I'm bragging to the world about how much paper I'll need due to various perfectly healthy reasons
Arakon
I buy 16-packs when on offer and try to keep a 10-pack as spare just in case I forget to stock up.
notme222
What's with the people who only buy the single roll? Are they like trying to quit?
whatupcorgibutt
Sometimes you can’t afford much so you have to really stretch your money thino
Ivajl
If you buy a single roll it signals you need to poop now, if you buy a 20 pack it signals you poop a lot.The trick is to find the sweet spot
razmann
when i go camping, i usually just buy the $.99 single roll for the trip. typically because i forgot to pack a regular roll
DeviatedPrevert
yeah, i dont get that ,.,. the only thing i can think is that maybe they shit their pants and just need enough for the ride home
Predacane35
emergency dab
gluecake
I’ve lived in tiny apartments and literally had nowhere to store more than a few rolls. Or it was an emergency run for a cheap, single roll.
Predacane35
I'd stack them against the damn wall.
pinecone
Extra insulation! And soundproofing. Cover the walls and floors with toilet paper rolls.
WhereIsOscarGoldman
I'm 2 years sober actually, and everything fucking hurts inside, I should probably poop again
bobstallone
The first step is admitting you have a problem.
DeviatedPrevert
nah, dont do it man ... you don't need that crutch ... just stay positive and eat only panda express
wellbabyiknow
WhereIsOscarGoldman
wingitsuperpooper
This get really awkward backwards