MRW I'm an Android fan and my Apple-user friend asks for a charger at my house

Jan 19, 2018 10:03 PM

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8 years ago | Likes 110 Dislikes 6

Man, I don’t care who uses what. I have chargers for all of it. Come to my house. I’ll be the friend you can charge up with.

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Just bring your own charger

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

... I love you. :D

8 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 12

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

When you have the one usb-c phone

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

More than one phone uses type C

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

/ThisTimeLastYear

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Our house is iPhones and an iPad. With that said we have lightning, micro, and usb-C cables.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

From a starting point of billions and billions, we're now down to 3-4, depending if you also count the big old Apple one.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A house divided here. Two Android users. Two iPhone users. We've got you covered.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i have like 4 chargers. if i ever get a friend, i'm totally gonna be ready!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

When my friends with either need to recharge and all I have is USB C v

8 years ago | Likes 124 Dislikes 1

One day, USB-C will all our gadgets. Except iPhones.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Tbqh after having a couple wireless charging devices I'm excited for that to just take over and have a whole new set of charging standards

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Right now I’ve got USB-C chargers all over my house and car. And USB-C to *Lightning* cables for my iPhone. Gotta stay future proof.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Once I got a Nexus 6p I liked at my chargers on hand and was all "fuuuuuuck" and went on a spree. I hadn't realized that my fiance and I 1/

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Both had desk, bed, couch, portable, and work chargers + a car charger. All upgraded but made me lol at the cable dependence

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Laughed too hard at this

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

PBL :)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You’ve done it @OP I’m making the switch now

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

On the flip side I laugh a bit watching people turn their micro USB over a few times before they get it aligned correctly

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All about Qi pads in the bedside now.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Sure, I think my old 30 pin is around here somewhere…"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow older than this site

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I keep chargers for both on hand so my friends can always juice up.

8 years ago | Likes 176 Dislikes 15

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

First one is free right?

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Same, I have a selection. I know what it's like to lose power

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I currently have micro usb, apple (old and new), USB-C, and a wireless charger, just in case.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Same, I have identical cables plugged in for USB C, Lightning and Micro USB. (Mini USB isn't as important)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have an iPhone but like all my other electronic devices are micro usb so there’s always something for everybody

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Who downvotes something like that?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Cocksuckers

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Wow! Check out the big brains on foremurktech! We got a genius over here!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I am a very stable genius...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just keep one of these in my pocket

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Friends?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm only going to be friends with you and Matty so I can get to Tom. I have canine deficiency syndrome and haven't been treated in months.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're not the only one to use me to get to my dog. I'll allow it!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thoughtful

8 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

You are good, you will be spared in the new order

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Exactly

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I keep one of each in my car.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not all heroes wear capes !

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This guy plays Norfolk in "Wolf Hall". Absolutely brilliant - and screamingly funny when cursing!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or vice versa

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Found the apple

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It's a lot easier to find a USB cable though, usually someone has at least one USB device in their house. Glory of non proprietary hardware.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

Some Apple people don't even know what micro USB is. Seriously, I had to show them they already had like 3 devices that used it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For all the crap Apple has copied lately, it's about time the real world catches on to the "no such thing as upside down" plugs with USB C

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The one thing I was always jealous of is that Lightning cable. So glad USB has caught up now and even Apple is using it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Isn't lighting the same idea there is no wrong way to plug it in?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, that's what I was referring to. I think that was Apple's last major innovation, it's a good one

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I agree that is nice but usb-c does the same now right? Though still sucks that lighting is only for apple.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's more complicated than you'd think, but most things are going that way nowadays

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh, I was always sure it'd be a PITA to make, but hey, if Apple can do it, anyone can

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Apple did it faster because of proprietary hardware, it takes longer to change industry standards

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 8

I've been needing this.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All hail USB C

8 years ago | Likes 808 Dislikes 12

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

USB C is the greatest gift electronics have ever given man. Yes including the industrial revolution, fuck that overrated famine solution

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Nintendo Switch uses it and I love it!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ALL HAIL!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

it is better than µUSB-A which only fits in one way and is so small that people broke it rather easily. if Phones start to use USB-C like

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

There are reversible USB-A and microUSB cable designs. microUSB connector isn't really that sturdy unfortunately.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

they did with µUSB-A (aka connecting to PCs and such) thne it would be perfect. but maybe tehy do already. no idea

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Modern Android phones, like the P10, use USBC for everything.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've been using phone with usb-c from 2015, it's not that new, but still some brands uses that old and rubbish usb-a

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of the few good features of the LGV20

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The G5 uses it too. Good phone

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Using a V30 at the moment and it beats the hell out of my old V20

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I loved my V20, but I love my V30 even more.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just got an LG G6 that uses USB-C and until right now I thought it was as uncommon as an apple charger. Huh. You learn something new

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've been phasing out everything but Type-C. The faster it's the de-facto standard, the better.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Same. So far my phone, camera and Nintendo Switch use it. Next time I build a PC the mobo with have it also.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

PS4 and Xbox One need to get on board. I’m shook the Nintendo Switch beat them all to USB-C.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I honestly feel like the Lightning cable configuration would be better for a universal standard. The female connection has no fragile wafer

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As an android user I feel dirty for saying that. =[

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have never seen anyone damage the USB C port and I work in cellular sales. Also it's capable of much higher power delivery. All. Hail.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Currently* capable of more power. No reason I know of that would stop the one piece design of lightning from delivering more power.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dash Charge man. It's amazing.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

⛪ I love Dash and my oneplus

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are the new iPhones going to use USB-C? I know some of the macbooks are already using it thank god.

8 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 2

Some of the new Androids went this route too.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a European law, so Apple has to adapt here, no idea if they are going to do so elsewhere.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i would be really surprised if they do considering they removed the headphone jack with lightning .

8 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 0

Apple *loves* changing over to new standards. I’m honestly shook the iPhone X didn’t move to USB-C.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't they have USB C headphones? So... I mean ....

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Unfortunately there still isn't many. It's just too new I guess. You can get a 3.5mm adapter easily though, or even a DAC

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think I've only seen one pair honestly

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm using a pair right now. Came with my phone... because HTC ditched the 3.5 jack too. Buncha cunts...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To be honest I thought it was a stupid decision at first, but I always use Bluetooth so it might have been a good idea.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Pixel 2 has USB C and no headphone jack. There's a dongle for it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

USB-C headphones exist, and they're pushing wireless hard, so it's not necessarily impossible, but I'd be surprised to see it in < 3 years.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The next iteration will bring back the headphone jack calling it a marvel of innovation but remove the charging port entirely.

8 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 6

They will bring it back but with a tiny notch on the inside that only lets you plug in Apple headphones and claim it has 250% better quality

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And you'll have to shovel out $300 dollars for a glowing wireless charge dock. $400 for the portable version

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

Meanwhile Samsung users get a sick Captain America charger for $50

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

And either one kills your battery sooner due to the extra heat that wireless charging causes.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Probably not for the foreseeable future. Apple's pretty invested in Lightning, and it is a thinner connector. 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Oh boy oh boy. Gotta have that thinness more than some fucking battery life.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Eh, battery isn't too bad given what they run with it. Camera bump is a better criticism: why not make the whole phone that thick and 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have even more battery? Irritating af 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The port also jams with dust and dirt super easy, while Type-C does not.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I can't comment on lightning, but I have to clean out the USB c port on my phones somewhat regularly.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Weird. My Type-C phone never has issues. I work for a chain of repair stores and I end up cleaning 2-3 iPhone charger ports a day.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But stranger things have happened, and we can hope. 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think USB-C to lightning is more realistic to hope for.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

They have them already. The 8 and the X can use them for faster charging. https://store.apple.com/xc/product/MK0X2AM/A

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's not that much thinner than MicroUSB, and it's a hell of a lot more expensive. I can get a MicroUSB cord at Walmart for like $3.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

5below has 10’ lightning cables for $5. Amazon has them for the same price as microUSB. So does Walmart. It isn’t 2006 anymore

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We all know exactly why they do it - to make money. You can't make money off of usbc or mirco because it isn't proprietary.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's mostly inflated prices across the board. For 3 cords, all 6 ft, USB to Micro, C, and Lightning, all are $20 generic where I work 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

However, the company pays, respectively, ~Less then a dollar, 2 dollars, and almost 4 dollars, internally at-cost for these items. 2/3?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Apple makes those cables for pennies in China and sells them at 1000% markup. Why would they ever use something cheaper for consumers?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Exactly, fuck Apple.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

The 8 & 10 uses the USB C spec, though with lightening cables, not surprised if they switch in the next two phones

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Uses the USBC *power* spec. There's a lot more to fill in to change from Lightning; eg the accessory host bits. Doable, but involved.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If we get true USB-C sure. The this one is only power, that one is audio/visual, and this third one is fast data is bull shit.

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Ya 40 Gb/s bandwidth is such bullshit...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Who said it was bullshit? And isn't it closer to 10GB/s?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh, you thought I was saying "fast data = bull shit", it was just continuing the list of saying having different ports for different aspects

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

USB-C is just the connector. But I understand and agree on what you are saying. USB power delivery, thunderbolt 3, cable ratings, its a mess

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Indeed, I just want my USB-C to be connected internally to all available functions of the technology. Price be damned!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love USB-C. Only downside is so many cables that are USB 2.0 and not the C variant.Also need certified cables so phone doesn't burn

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

How does the phone burn? Very interesting thingy.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Da faq?? That's some crazy stuff. Thanks for the link.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would you like one of a thousand mini-usb, micro-usb cables I have? I'm sorry I use RFC standard interfaces in my house. :)

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 7

Not if I have to buy an iPhone for it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My Galaxy tablet charges with it. It's awesome. Also, my Macbook but whatever

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just wait until USB C

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Was kinda shocked it was my videogames that jumped onto the C Type for me first, I got the Switch back in March, there has been some mix ups

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Usb C is life changing. I can plug it in on the first try every time!

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Do you mean: Lightning rip-off?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Lightning isn't the same shape on both sides

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wait, they solved the superposition issue?!

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Yes and it's the new standard. It's wonderful and I don't know why it wasn't done in the first place.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I love it so hard

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Worse was asking for a charger at an "Apple" household. They bright me iPhone cable. I said, "No, micro USB" they seriously didn't know what

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

/ it was. I said, "there's no way you don't have THE most common cable in your house." Found like 3 of them, PS4, vaporizer, even headphones

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I tried to educate them on what it was, and they all mocked me for it. I hate Apple fanbois sometimes.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Apple is techno socialism for the non tech savvy people in the world. It works, don't ask how it works, don't ask why its not compatible,(1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

with other systems, and don't ask why the price is hyper-inflated compared to equal hardware elsewhere. (2/2)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did the people on the bus at least all applaud you?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0