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Teddy Roosevelt with a now-extinct Eurasian Giant Rhino.
Jan 25, 2018 10:04 AM
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darklanser
The Land Before Time XV : Cera's Last Stand
Ikingg
I hate humans. They caused all the damage. Why would you make such gentle creature extinct. I think this one was vegetarian. ~ Flat earth
db629
Did someone just photoshop Teddy in that Jurassic Park scene?
neverendingcalamity
FAKE: he took this picture on Spielberg's set for the first Jurassic Park.
Kvothefefe
TooMuchWorkNotNuffFun
Why is the Pepperidge Farms Remembers guy murdering innocent rhinos?
madsander
Damn, him and Spielberg! Men are all alike.
numbertwo
North Dakotan here. All hail King Teddy!
pumpuppthesoundwaves
look I made a fake one ------> https://seanmunger.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/tr-safari-1.jpg
pandro
you da real mvp. thank you.
Imightbetrolling
People will say this is fake.
inzane
I cant wait for this to hit facebook with crying morons
Blindshepherd
ensensu
Teddy failed to protect the dinosaurs. Now he is off hunting the space rocks that killed them.
FNHuskys
I was going to post this on Facebook to get a rise out of some people, but was afraid I would get one from close family and embarrass them.
31indy
Fake news. Teddy Roosevelt wasn't even born yet when this triceratops picture was taken.
one1deuce
Now THAT'S a @vintageRhino
vintageRhino
Damn. He killed a Rinosaur.
Seeker61
He liked using a 6.5 mm for lions, but it looks like he's got something heavier there
IceKillz
Isn't that a Triceratops?
toolongofanametoputhere
It's a newer model
TeamRobot
You can tell it's genuine because they couldn't fake black and white photos back then.
bs13690
It would have been harder to fake the photo than actually kill the rhino, I heard.
somerandomguy903
Teddy Roosevelt was such a mysterious man. Killin' things that went extinct before his species existed... so majestic...
docmuteki
Because of him they're extinct. What a crime.
roorooter
I know. He would do this every weekend. The one in this photo is the last one. Look at the smug face on that asshat?
EdwardStarsmith
I can say for a fact this is fake. There is no possible way he brought down that specimen with the firearm in his hand.
CheetoFingers1
ddriscoll3
Looks like a triceratops to me...but what do I know.
deliberatemistake
KiltedinSeattle
Dear Jeebus, people who believe this shit are dumb!
superduperpuppersnooper
Way to ruin a joke.
JesusMowsMyLawn
I know right!? ...pfft.....Roosevelt......
NoNotHimTheOtherGuy
...but entertaining.
nombre11
I know right!? ...pfft.....dinosaurs......
KiltedinSeattle
Ha! Well done.
SomeCrazyNerd
Everyone knows they were actually dragons.
AmirGarib
It irks me you idiots thinking knowledges means intelligence.
SomeCrazyNerd
Yeah you can tell that this is from the post dinosaur extinction period because fashio styles changed from the hunting times.
Philosophdog
Yeah. Roosevelt didn't wear hats like that. It's obviously fake.
Nopestillnoteatingthat
Looks more like someone shopped his face onto a Boer poacher.
GrumpierOldMan
And they eat Tide Pods.
theleafssuck
He ate tide pods for breakfast!
R6FlyBy
And railed fat lines of ajax!!! Tide pods are for amateurs!!!
dogneely
There can't actually be anyone that dumb.
Dyslexicbirch
bosskcradossk
Da erf is flat, NASA be lyin
Peachos
You must be new here, I'd say prepare yourself but that's impossible
Wanderingmaniac
Let time on imgur take care of that.
zippydee
50% of Americans voted for Trump, and the other 50% for Hillary
dogneely
Incorrect, only 50% out of the ones that voted. Some know how hopeless our 2 party system is and didn't bother
Peachos
Kind of my point...
zippydee
I knew some pedantic asshole was going to point that out to make themself feel smart when that was easy to infer
dogneely
Aren't you fun. It's just ridiculous how few actually vote. And I fully understand why.
GuestChrist
What a shame that a man so dedicated to conservation should contribute to this destruction. Poor Tri--uh, Eurasian Giant Rhino.
pandro
actually a triceratops from the film Jurassic Park. Theodore Roosevelt visited the set at the behest of his good friend, Steven Spielberg.
Shmitty85
The side of conservation that most people forget is that sometimes you kill animals. Weather to thin a population explosion 1/2
Shmitty85
Or putting down a terminally ill animal. i.e. it fell and broke it's leg, or mauled by predator, but escaped. 2/3
Shmitty85
Conservation and stewardship guide a population for the betterment and balanceof a herd and sometimes you have to kill to achieve that goal.
MaxTheDoggy
Now the species is extinct, really helpful there
Shmitty85
Oh well we tried.
imthebossofyou
There's no such thing as teddy roosevelt
staceyLifter
What a complete idoit
melancholyterminator
And that man is revered, pffft! he was also in love with Pocahontas if i recall correctly, dirty bastard
myteenyverse
I don’t know why... but, I can’t stop laughing.
prfesser
And who wouldn't be?!? 19 years old, busty, wears short skirts and (probably) no underwear, talks to trees and animals. Saw it on Disney.
Sheldonian
True, her wife was actually Pocahontas lover too
Ruhig
I hear he smoked so many cigars, that he's responsible for 50% of global warming
Ltrain5
Doctors told him it would help with his asthma.
Crabperson1
*Sacagawea
Jwhite777
"Sacagawea, that's good coffee!"
KurtHamster
Did he live 5000 years ago? And how is that even possible, if the universe is only 2018 years old? Who should we invade for this??
bs13690
Canada.
patiofurniture65
Asking the right questions.
TheSwintonLion
Its obviously Hillary's fault. Somehow. Sad.
CANMAN27
Poland
guywithwifi
Guam
6war6scry6
Flat earth
SethG
Does Flat Earth lead to Middle Earth?
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
Chemtrails
EnoughlyTannedEnough
Flat bread
Blastergv9
I love how much dumb you put into 140 characters
KurtHamster
Then you should see me playing Mario Kart.. That only has like 30 characters!
SoundPirate
Got eeeemmagaaiin
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ToasterBaths
I think he did.
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magpiealamode
Downvoted in support of you.
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