So about those Christmas selfies...

Dec 26, 2015 4:45 PM

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I took a sample of 251 selfies from the front page of Imgur this past Christmas day, and analyzed the distribution of several characteristics of the selfies. I analyzed the data in SPSS and generated the graphs online using meta-chart.com. For those curious, the raw data is included below in a CSV file.

There was a distinctly greater percentage of female selfies on the front page, but the males held a larger percentage of the submissions than I would have expected. Very few had multiple or indeterminate gender.

Males Vs Females by use of gratuitous boobery and strategic nudity to get to the front page. Note these percentages relative to the overall gender breakup - Males made use of their carnal assets slightly more than females in order to improve their chances of reaching the front page.

For the record, gratuitous boobery was only counted where the boobs were the primary focus of the image, or displayed in bras/lingerie. Ancillary boobage was not included in this category.

Here is an example of strategic nudity - a situation in which nudity is strongly suggested, but not frontal. About 95% of those employing strategic nudity were male.

There was a notable percentage of uniformed individuals posting selfies. While this category included military and police, I also included all individuals who appear to be in their work uniform, such as folks in scrubs. I excluded all that appeared to not be directly related to their employment.

For example, though fabulous, this did not constitute a uniform.

More guys' selfies included a uniform than girls. There were a few combinations, and a few indeterminate.

Many of these uniformed folks also fell into the "Obscured Face" category All of them fell into the "Selfless Badass" category.

There was a small percentage of selfies without selfies. They were divided about equally between girls posting boob selfies with the face excluded, uniformed folks with masks and helmets, and people wearing rubber horse masks on their heads.

The inclusion of animals was one of the most surprising categories I looked at. While there was the expected cat-dominant distribution, animals only appeared in less that 5% of the images in my sample.

Stat cat tax: http://pastebin.com/qEwuf0tX

This is the first and only time I approve of and up vote stats! TO THR FRONT PAGE WITH YOU, presumably beardless geek!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'm really sad that you used SPSS to create freaking pie charts

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

And for a second I thought I was the only trans person on Imgur.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Now analyze the selfie comments. Go.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Mmmmm raw data

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/3F60eSS

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do you want a job?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I do!!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That ended to early, I WANT MORE ! GIVE ME ALL THE STATS.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This is solid work, OP! The internet approves.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I still don't know the fapability index. Come on, we need USEFUL statistics

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

This is some sweet data analysis @OP. My stats professor would be proud.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Based on the first two graphs,@OP,my impression is that a lot of lonely horny guys upvoted girls they found attractive as christmas charity

10 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 0

This is the kind of analysis I've always wanted to do myself. Good job OP, this is awesome!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

These numbers are useless if we don't know what the distribution of submissions. If the submissions aren't 50/50 how do we know the bias?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I go straight to r/gonewild if I want to look at selfies.

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

Yup

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stcat tax*

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I uploaded a picture of my butt; where does that fit in?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Can we get t-scores on the table? *laughs at her own joke*

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Yes exactly

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

3rd reviewer: while this is a worthwhile area of research, you did not provide enough detail as to your sampling frame. Reject.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

There's lies, damn lies, and then there's statistics. And THEN there's damn AWESOME statistics.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeeeah, Jackalopes, represent!

10 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

OP thought he might as well do something useful whilst fapping to all those selfies.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It'd be interesting to see how those stats compare to the selfies that didn't make it to the front page.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Lots of normal men and women in user sub last night.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Ah, quants... Assigning numerical value to the patently obvious and creating visual representations that don't provide more information 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

than the raw data in table format would have. I don't understand why people like doing this, but I know they are more employable than me. 2

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

well where is the album of the female nudes?

10 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 18

asking the important questions..... you perv! right guys? right?

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 20

I like your style.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

Scattered around the FP.

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Good question.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

I also charted out the statistics of Christmas selfies

10 years ago | Likes 121 Dislikes 15

needs percentages otherwise I just imagine apple pie... good either way come to think of it..

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Well, what percentage would you say is red?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

are we including the line and the box?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

So..The average selfie is an unobscure gratuitiosly boobed non uniformed female, uniformed male cat? Instructions unclear, will shave cat ok

10 years ago | Likes 277 Dislikes 1

^ That person be ded.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just shaved my cat, if you know what I mean ;)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I do ! but serious tho... how did you get it still long enough?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*to sit still*

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is sound work! I taught a research methods class this past semester, you'd get an A.

10 years ago | Likes 455 Dislikes 6

The thing is, it isn't good stats :(

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

You teach stats? Can I have your brain?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Research methods was the single dullest class I've taken in my life. I'm TA'ing for it next semester

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It won't surprise you to hear that nobody likes teaching it either.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Hahaha oh I have no doubts

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I also taught a research methods course, and find your lack of operational definitions disturbing.

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I took a research methods class and was just thinking that haha

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well, I don't know. OP failed to construct a machine learning algorithm to determine the most beautiful girl in the set.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Where do you teach at? And is it polsci?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It is Poli Sci, but I shan't disclose the location :)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dang that's too bad. That's my major, and this post really shows the practical use of that class(which for me was kinda hard at times).

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You took your sample from the front page. They were selected by the most popular, not randomly. This post is what imgur likes, not submits.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Isn't that what they said?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OP did not say either way what the data is supposed to represent. It's not wrong, just not specified.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anyone else notice the selfies were mostly Caucasian?

10 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 12

As are virtually all of the random Instagram models and such upvoted to the FP on a daily basis.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

If I had to guess that probably is more showing of imgurs user base than anything. Most of them with listed locals came from predom W contry

10 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

You can't give the police anything to go on

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're allowed to say white, I promise no one will be offended. This isn't Tumblr, you know.

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 8

If you talking statistics it makes sense to use Caucasian.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

It's not extremely surprising considering Imgur's two biggest user bases are America and England, both of which have a white majority.

10 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

*rolls eyes*

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because white people be like "la da da, gonna take a selfie" while black folk be like "nuh uh, you ain't catchin' me takin' no selfie".

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 14

considering Imgur is an English speaking website that primarily has users from the US, UK, Canada, and Austrailia, this is not surprising

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Only one 'i' in Australia.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sorry. Sometiimes i put an extra i in a word for no reason

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

S'cool brah, wasn't sure if it was a typo or ignorance, at least now I know it was a typo. Everybody makes rypos now and then...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0