CaptainRaymondHolt
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Oct 20, 2017 11:25 PM
CaptainRaymondHolt
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Psychosdonotexplodewhensunlighthitthem
The shit that goes to FP today, not worth an upvote, not worth an upvote. Boo!
thatguywhocommentsonporn
That's a lot of fuckin darts bud
eddas
Those are going to be hella stale by the time you get half way through them...
Frankinbeijing
I am guessing those are bootlegged
EyeSirius
True dat Bill!
girlcorewhoa
I just quit smoking, and all I can think about looking at that is the money. Smoking ain't cheap.
leftyshuckles
*snap* Cory, Trevor, smokes
supercoffee1025
God even in Virginia that’s got to be almost $1000 worth. What a waste.
SuicidalThrillbillyturnedLunaticChillbilly
Too many people on the planet, anyway.
yuriicide
Even as a smoker, I agree. They’re good for population control at least
Lazydancer
Sell them and flip those sons a bitches for a couple hundred
BeardRadio
Nope. Stolen. Totes.
Ozhound
That's about 50 million dollars worth of durries in Australia
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
$2 a cig. Could be a fuckin' millionaire right there.
lestcore
What kind of actual smoker smokes Newport’s, Marlboro Red’s and Marlboro Light’s? They’re literally as different as cigarettes could be
EnterTheMongoose
Came for the post, stayed for the comments, you witty bastards.
isisathene22
Counting only the white tops I came up with 152 and there must be more. That's almost a grand in florida, almost 2 grand in newyork.
isisathene22
Stolen for sure.
jsparker43
I think they're parents stole those...aint no way smokers of that magnitudes could afford that
TheDarkNerd
Or they stole them, and this is their way of showing off without admitting to any guilt.
isisathene22
Yeah, why would they get you 3 different kinds?
VagisilToothpaste
*their
jsparker43
My phone will correct to the wrong use of words. Letter could be spelled correctly, but it will change to latter or litter beacuse fuck me
LiamNeesonOfficial
Don't they normally get sold in cartons? Easier to steal loose packs.
Mayonnaiseisnotaninstrumentpatrick
I work in a gas station. The one near us had 2 guys come in and go for the back where they were kept and got away with like 12 cartons..
Mayonnaiseisnotaninstrumentpatrick
Now we keep the door shut and locked so it doesn't happen to us.
NKato
Pretty sure Bill Nye didn't say that.
Thunderbirder94
Jokes on him. Parents have been grabbing them from the trash. Theyre empty.
shahbrahdaman
Ewww so gross
RiverBear
I have a sneaking suspicion that may not in fact be the real Bill Nye.
VoiceOfVerisimilitude
Yeah not a single word about gender spectrum or other virtue signalling.
viila
Spelling aside, I'm sure he would agree though.
Tikityler
It has that verified check mark it must be real. After all nothing on the internet is a lie. Who would even do that?
mymindisaterriblethingtowaste
88wut
He's only 8 years old
buckhPiSmasher
Bill Nye is trying to reduce human population with propaganda and influencing law makers. He should be all for tobacco
UrKungFuNoGood
ok god dammit. I got you now. That was fucking brave lol
naytorin
80percentlegs
TheLeftPocket
Yeah him and the lizard men
buckhPiSmasher
I agree with education to prevent overpopulation.Just google it https://bigthink.com/videos/bill-nye-on-overpopulation-and-limited-resources
TresusIbor
If he's trying to reduce the population by getting people to stop fucking until they're drowning in babies, I'm all for it.
buckhPiSmasher
Me too!
WookieWookieWookie
That's what he's pushing for. Specifically the push to educate women around the world and give them options to be more than baby factories.
Weallliveinayellowsubmarine1
Jellybeanboom
Can't beat that one
Jellybeanboom
You believe there's a moon?
buckhPiSmasher
What is moon you speak of?
Jellybeanboom
UrKungFuNoGood
ok I'll bite. how so?
WookieWookieWookie
He's trying to reduce populating growth by educating women in shitty countries. Higher education leads to lower birth rates and higher
WookieWookieWookie
Standards of living for all. Everything he advocates for makes sense and would help a lot of people lead better lives.
coronalmassejection
yeah, please elaborate..
apercent
. I've just read so many articles about the liberal bias in science from brietbart news that it triggers me everytime I see one
Koshunae
I dont know whether to upvote or downvote. I get the sarcasm but Im afraid if I upvote, someone will agree with you unironically.
hungitalianohwaitthisisntgrindr
downvoted because idiots can’t detect sarcasm. i’m sorry bud. i laughed.
CptBattleship
Guys, this is sarcasm
apercent
Scientist
mynewestusername
I'm sorry that reality is biased against your worldview. It must be difficult knowing you are objectively wrong.
DomineSatanas
I don't care who or what you're arguing against, you don't pull that shit.
mynewestusername
Considering that large parts of GOP police are based on ignoring science, it's simply a fact.
SudoNimm
Lost credibility with "science from Brietbart news" lolz. Good joke though.
27yoUGLYvirgin
Dude, it's sarcasm. This isn't the same guy that posted the comment. Nobody could be that much of a moron to say this seriously.
SudoNimm
Oh.
apercent
Yeah I was being sarcastic
Skizzlesnap
I’d be mad. That’s a bunch of money that could’ve been spent on something worthwhile.
Neogreenyew
Yeah like non menthol ciggies
VagisilToothpaste
I smoke and even I can agree with this. This is literally hundreds of dollars worth of smokes.
SuperiorPosterior
I'd rather have that much Reese's Peanut Butter cups
Zeroji
That sounds just as lethal. But I agree.
SuperiorPosterior
While true, I also just don't smoke, so I wouldn't know what to do with all those cigarettes, while I can freeze Reese's, and eat 'em later.
leeloumultipass
They're prolly stolen
P0kEy
Lol ya I bet they bought them, suuure
sixothree
That's why they're not in cartons.
Skizzlesnap
Yeah ya got a point.
TheLuckybamboo
Yeah Like Magic the gathering card packs
Zoomoth9000
^This guy knows what's up.
MustardTiger1337
*pokemon
OhThatCheddarBob
*Yugioh
mybrothersmario
*Bible Battles
scooterific
I'm guessing that his parents robbed a gas station
AtsaMattaForYou
Hey smoke up Johnny
SoupIsNotAMealVera
You wanna know what I got for Christmas this year?
lEatedThePurpleBerries
I expected this to be higher. More people need to watch the Breakfast Club
AtsaMattaForYou
"Daddy, what's Breakfast Club"
BeckyLookAtHerButt
A week's supply of smokes? Awesome!
CaldariBob
How are they gonna top that for his thirteenth birthday?
CaptainRaymondHolt
somebodyontheinternet
Gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers.
JCJPark
Ugh. Amateurs.
floorwaffles
Basically my mom's thinking right there.
NotACanadian
You might think I'm wheezing from laughter, but I'm actually coughing up blood.
AWhiteYoshi
DonovanMcGillicutty
My brain read this in Rick from TPB's voice so fast.
TBugVillain
A week? HeLL nah. Get on the ekkyhall and I'll smoke em in two days!
LitteralyHitler
Yall need medical attention
AWhiteYoshi
ZetaRayBill
“You fucking wuss. I go through two *lighters* a day.” - Bill Hicks
AstorClement
Please, if you were hardcore you should only need to use the lighter once when you wake up.
pepperoniplayboii
When ever I see Americans complain about the price of darts it's crazy. I bought I pack for 3 USD while I pay 20$ Canadian.
ItsUncleSam
How long ago was that? Cause I don’t think you can get them that cheap even on reservations
lurkallnite
Some packs as low as 3$ in VA. Makes quitting hard.
ItsUncleSam
You might wanna try vaping. It’s worked great for a few people I know and it doesn’t take too long to get off the nicotine.
ItsUncleSam
Or the patches. It’s really just about spending enough up front that you’ll quit just so you don’t waste the money.
kittymack
This is disgusting. In Australia that's literally $1000+ wasted on durries.
aninvisiblemaniac
down undah
alexamalexa
Pfft... $1000 would only get 30 packs max in aus, it’s more like $4000 worth
VeganPesto
Used to live im England, £10.50 per pack, now living in Sofia and it's 5 levs, which is little over £2. God bless
MountainLionPhoto
One thousand dollarydoos?!
ProxyPlayerHD
dollarydoos thousand* can't you read?
complainsabouteverythingpmuch
You could open a kangaroo farm from that much dosh!
ThatsKilkenny
It's the same here in California. ~$850 in the Newport Menthols alone.
raidleadergutts
Koshunae
The reds alone would be more than half
dinocratic
In the Philippines, that is probably around...240 USD.
Pawnderlust
That's $2,000 cad at least
waityoucansayANYTHINGontheinternet
Orrrr purchased in whole sale at a crazy price because that's 1/3 of what they got
pdxenburg
Not of they want their kid ded
elgambito
From the packets I could count/see, at about $32.00 a pack of 25's there's at least $6500 there.
FastandBiCurious
Shit man. In Alabama I pay $5.16 for a pack.
Pawnderlust
$32 /pack ??????
LandOTenThousandBadSportsTeams
$18/hr minimum wage makes things more expensive
Pawnderlust
Where ?
quicksilver1
And there's so many companies who still get away with underpaying staff.
TurtleHouseCat
Because employees let them. Fair Work actually does a good job and despite what people think you can't lose your job over reporting
TurtleHouseCat
Tobacco products in Australia have a specific 12.5% annual gov tax increase. Nothing to do with min wage in this case.
xlr82xs
No, it's specifically the sin tax that is put on cigarettes, alcohol and everything else fun. Minimum wage is responsible for rent though.
LandOTenThousandBadSportsTeams
What’s rent like? I only know about cigs/min wage from my buddy who was a foreign exchange student from Aus lol he was amazed by $9/pack
AlcaeusTheodorus
In the UK with tax you're looking at about £2.2m
Jackk92
I’m Aussie, Met a guy in a pub from the UK, he said our smokes are the most expensive he’s seen
AlcaeusTheodorus
Most expensive he's seen abroad.
SheGaveMeQuiteAShow
i know a guy who can get that easily for 1.8 m
ilikeyourpics
Damn, what a steal. (Literally too, I bet)
SheGaveMeQuiteAShow
eh people here usually go to belgium and buy tax free then come back to the UK+ sell them in the bar
BlindyBlindMansSonnySon
I know a guy who drives to Spain every few months and loads up a van with Spanish rolling tobacco so I can get it pretty cheap thank Christ
WimpyTheKing
Drives to Spain from the U.K.? I know there's trains that go under the channel but are there bridges or tunnels for cars? ignorant American
MrE158
You drive your car onto the train. Or onto a ferry. There's no option to drive yourself across the Channel, as such.
BlindyBlindMansSonnySon
Channel tunnel or ferry, but he takes the ferry
BlindyBlindMansSonnySon
So you can drive to London and use the Channel tunnel or you can then board a ferry with your car to France, then from France you can 1/2
BlindyBlindMansSonnySon
drive to pretty much anywhere in Europe 2/2
dirtyrussian
Here in NC, about $5 a pack
dav3nasty
Phillip Morris ftw
TheMedlin
I think NC has the most per capita smokers and lax smoking laws in the US, if I remember right. Oklahoma might be a close second.
ItsUncleSam
Tobacco is pretty cheap up in NH. I don’t smoke or go there enough to remember how much is costs though.
ItsUncleSam
(Just realized it sounds like I smoke occasionally. I don’t at all.)