GreatestEverAlive
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khajiit has wears if you have sausage
Sep 17, 2017 11:20 AM
GreatestEverAlive
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Peppar
They asked nicely
tlw65
Bring the sausage down here
TungstenOrbital
wandergeist
Nissalainen
Fuck, that title is annoying.
ohmoira
noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
Is that Vegan going to be ok? (No need for answer, rhetorical question)
ohmoira
Same babe
bearhill2
nick11570
my cat wont eat anything unless it says cat food on it. it's really strange like he thinks people food is bad for him or something
kinnie101
Give him some fucking sausage you teasing demon!!
ifaponfirstdate
@op are those ćevapi?
Volimar
sausage not so good for kitty tummy.
RichardWeiss
My furperson will climb my leg when I have bacon in the pan
hood
mmmm chevap
rulewitcombe
She's going be pissed when she finds out those sausages are veggie...
houndsdobro
CheddarFiend
I need that cat bed
escaloni
Metal tongs (or any metal utensil) are bad for your non-stick pan.
o11c
There's actually a new kind of non-stick where it doesn't matter, but this probably isn't it.
werewolfbby
Just be careful to handle just the food without touching the pan
MrRemy
Why would anyone downvote this comment?
aloftis
Preach. I immediately cringed.
ThrowMamaFromTheTrain
Are you using them as drumsticks?
entropyk
If you are, use the BOTTOM of the pan and drum to your heart's content, Mr. or Ms. Krupa!
starwarder
they've come a long way since the 90s. My pans are coated in teflon reinforced with diamond particles that create a durable matrix (1/2)
starwarder
Teflon platinum I believe is the name. You can use metal utensils with it.
ChinaFerrariSexOrgyDeathCrash
At first I read metal songs are bad for your tan, which is also kind of true
rokionu
Not if you don't touch the skillet with them. :D
fightfightfightlosewinfight
I generally don't like to play 'Operation' while cooking.
bondagewithjesus
How
ratfaceddog
I'm no expert, but common sense suggests it will scratch it.
Dontdeprivemeofmydelusion
Your pan should have come with a notice about this. You're supposed to use wood or plastic utensils on nonstick surfaces both for the 1/
Dontdeprivemeofmydelusion
Extension of the lifetime of the pan and for your own health. Cancer is a Bitch.
PamelaSplooshPoovey
Besides releasing the carcinogen, the scratches ruin the surface and decrease the lifespan/effectiveness of the nonstick pan
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
Non-stick scratches super easily.
giddyupmusic
Almost as bad as giving sausage to a kitty.
BarfTittiesGalore
What a begging little bitch!!! +1 feed the kitty
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Found the kitty.
Dontdeprivemeofmydelusion
Pussy*
Juicytoast
Do you normally call cats "little bitches"? Because I call my cat a fat fuck all the time.
DireSnails
Mine's shitty baby, turdbucket, shitbird, Emperor of Ballsackistan, etc. He's my buddy.
originalBabewiththePower
I used to call my oldest kitty fat ass.
3825
Presley didn't really care what we called him but in my opinion he did seem to understand the tone in which we said it. :')
TheFrenchCanadianTaunter
I call one of my "fat fluffy fucker"
macuillen
I call my little kitty Bitch Cat.
ajxlucky13x
My last cats name was motherfucker. Around the grandparents it was MF :)
BarfTittiesGalore
I always do! I flat out name call my tubby fucking ginger bitch all the time. "YOU FAT AS FUCK, RALPHIE."
Inappropesmagotes
I always call mine a little shit.
m053486
I briefly fostered a cat (I don't like cats). He was a little dickhead, and I reminded him of it frequently.
TheShittierBeatles
My cat is affectionately referred to as cunt.
SaltyInternetPirate
My cat begs like that some times, then when I give him the thing to try he just plays with it all over the floor. No interest in eating it.
BarfTittiesGalore
I hate when they do that eat the damn thing I would have eaten that!
ErinFromTheOffice
Khajiit has wares if you have sausage
Mechwarrior719
How many septims is one grilled sausage worth?
MarkoKraljic
... screamed the stable boy
mistersaIvage
Letme see your wears. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
PhoenixQueenAzula
hotbeef69
Haven't heard that one before.
Azerai
I got a sausage for ya kitty
Mockingbirb
Slayman3909
SaltyInternetPirate
Well, this Khajiit has purrs, not wares.
IjustChangedMyNameToProveAPoint
That's a road you don't want to go down.
BendyDicksCumOnMyBaps
Sigh *unzips*
Kingduckky
HMRyuuza
Cassiraa
Yrmsteak
I think thats the argonian maid's line.
HelpNeededIHave
Giggity
Fiss
I'm sorry...so, sooooo sorry...
OptimisticDownvoteLover
Source please, thanks
pyrotica
Ancient memes
TyrionLannisterTheImp
https://i.imgflip.com/ugh2f.jpg
metalfoto
JustARegularOldPotato
JonathanDark9
SinisterScienceLesbian
bulletgrazer
I've always wondered why hentai manga seem to have such nice artwork.
Fiss
Not with THAT attitude!
AngryFoodTerror
ThatoneQuebecguywhothinkshesCanadian
A friend of mine would like to know what this was about. And sauce if possible.
PhoenixQueenAzula
I think the image is pretty self-explanatory really.
shadowdragon96
Not trying to sound like an asshole but Google image search will probably get you what you want
IFavouriteEveryPostISee
My friend would also like to know those things. Maybe we have the same friend?
neomylove
If I remember, the dude was chasing a girl cause he wanted to put his thing in her thing, child or not I don't remember, but she turned 1/2
neomylove
Into a cat thinking she was fine, cause who would want to fuck a cat right? But the dude was fine fucking the cat, if he knew the cat was2/3
SaraFourImgur
This is how my fanfic starts
TheManWithTheSevenScars
bobstallone
Will need more than Argonian maid to clean this post now.
WhatIsTheDifferenceBetweenMathAndMeth
I was the 69th like.
SaraFourImgur
Eyyyy
PmMeYourFavDinosaur
Screamed the stable boy...
AnIndianAristocrat
NotFrom4chanHonest
Dick
MadCatGuy
Jesus
inasexualway
has no bearing on the current affairs.
QuantumSupersexposition
And that's how it ends (?)
CaptainTiddlemittens
You could make a religion out of this.
imaginativecaffeinatedscribbler
No, wait. Don't.