Sep 23, 2020 9:41 PM
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KoRplussomeletters
Bean Bandit!
Freepour91
Ah chicago never change
YoSoyBatmanx
Going south on Ashland?
MagicOrpheus310
It's called "crabbing" and no, an alignment won't fix it, that car is fucked, should not be on the road
GebLeppard
Southbound N. Ashland Ave at Courtland, Chicago. Metra Clyborne stop on tracks above bridge.
beldersroofing746
Looks like this car's doing the sideways shuffle - more like a drunk crab than a vehicle. Alignment? Nah, this ride needs a full-body exorcism.
IOnlyPostThatOneGorillaGif
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7MaresPirate
Good price for you my friend. Clean title...
jimblebee
HUH
bdoverflow101
Mother fucker fuck shit bitch automobile
NikoTT
Deja Vu!I've just been in this place before. Plays on repeat
moukula
Volkswagen Borat
dasoffendor
Ashland avenue!
ColonelThrust
Where I used to sit and talk with you?
Tymora
doubleyouexwhyandz
That’s so effen profound.
IDNMAN21
That was good. Beyond good.
SmokyDoggg
Needs the music
Alternate...
dppaguio
*Eurobeat intensifies*
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
What is the song?
"Tokyo Drift" by the Teriyaki Boys https://youtu.be/iuJDhFRDx9M
Cheers
GrundyScrubber
Looks like Cicero in Chicago if I'm not mistaken. That would actually explain a lot.
ImChocolateBear
It’s Ashland and Armitage right near I-90.
cleffy1
Ah yes the Volkswagen Jetta Spec Crab Edition, very rare model
weerdo
But it keeps going... thats gotta be worth something
MisterAssHat
Chicago! :D I live there!
CavendishBandana
alignment's off
krysty23
Looks like a particular spot in Chicago.
WhoaaBlackBetty
The Illinois plates don't surprise me
allowmetopresentmannotcaring
Classic VW, stupid things will run forever no matter how much you fuck them up
HurricaneShade
Always called that DogTrackin
Skaarrlottt
Thank you! I couldn't remember that term.
PistonPrincess
Same
Thedankknight
I grew up knowing it as "dogwalking" never knew why.
FNtraffic
I am no mechanic but you might consider getting an alignment
HeraldofOmega
Nowadays, you have to be a master mechanic to be able to say something is wrong with a car.
Burnteggoz
The frame is fucked, you can't realign that.
ArgonSpark
Technically you can. Frame pullers exist.
Muskie4242
That's Chicago, yo. Couldn't tell by the accent in his voice, but it's definitely Chicago.
Czarcasmm
lived near here, can confirm
FakePlasticTreehugger
Illinois plates, you're likely right
BigArt
Every Chicagoan knows that's part of the city
imjustheretoupvote
For it's god awful traffic and smell from the leather factory
RoloTonyBrown
Yeah you can hear the GPS say to turn onto Armitage. I drive by this place to go to the Lowe’s up that way
HectoProtecto
Don't unmute
ActuallyMyNamesMarina
DO unmute! Man what a automobile!
purdhapley
This looks like Ashland ave just south of armitage in Chicago.
shaggynuts78
Those potholes on Ashland might knock it back in place.
witheredspoon
I think it needs an alignment.
CaptainJackSbarro
You think?
CaptPizzaPants
Frame is bent
UVAChemE2013
freeloaderr
What? No way! Lol
Pen15clubmascot
Oohh..look at the mechanic everyone
valen00
You know they took it to the shop for windscreen wipers and complained they were being upcharged and their car drives fine
shinyRK9
definitely chaotic evil
PepeLePewLooneyTunes
As a DM, I grant this a +1 and it is now considered magical.
She's fine. Tires are feathered
frezknee
Ya think?!
NapoleonDynOmite
Probably can't afford it loving in Chicago
MyDadSaysButanesABastardGas
I thought I recognized that curve
Plus the gps said armitage ave
Nathanfake
Control arm
pookieeatworld
Actually looks like both control arms in the back, both those wheels are so toed in I'm surprised they'll turn...
capricaria
How does this happen? Just a wreck or years of neglect? Cause I'm neglectful.
Control arms don't usually break unless you hit a huge pothole or something, and even then it's usually your rims and tires that suffer. ~
More often, the bushings go bad and cause a really bad shake going down the road.
died0
I think it needs at least three of those
maxplaBeast
Or a new frame
DhuQarnayn
Dog walking. That's a fucked frame lol
SS2000Ali
It’s has no frame, it’s a unibody...?
No, it's not. That's like an 04 Jetta my man.
Also, unless you're a woman, or 5ft 4, s2k's are not for you homie.
Dog tailing? I saw this...dog something....?
sonicthemariomasterchief
Dog tracking
JimmyGTraveler
Correct !!!!
james25000
PNW here, we call it dog tracking, yup bad frame/chassis
Think someone just yanked it out of a ditch or something, or full on wreck and then just body work?
Yes that's one way. Any collision with another car or structure can cause this also.
ChiliBeef
That's a new one. I've always heard it called "crab walking".
Slowga
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Haha, where you from? NC here
OH, but lived in VA for most of my life prior. I've also heard it called "crabbing".
Looks like you're in the majority! Haha
MaladaptedMedic
NY, always called it crabwalking
That's wild. What do you call soda? Lol
Soda... “pop” or “cola” is for southerners and midwesterners
KoRplussomeletters
Bean Bandit!
Freepour91
Ah chicago never change
YoSoyBatmanx
Going south on Ashland?
MagicOrpheus310
It's called "crabbing" and no, an alignment won't fix it, that car is fucked, should not be on the road
GebLeppard
Southbound N. Ashland Ave at Courtland, Chicago. Metra Clyborne stop on tracks above bridge.
beldersroofing746
Looks like this car's doing the sideways shuffle - more like a drunk crab than a vehicle. Alignment? Nah, this ride needs a full-body exorcism.
IOnlyPostThatOneGorillaGif
7MaresPirate
Good price for you my friend. Clean title...
jimblebee
HUH
bdoverflow101
Mother fucker fuck shit bitch automobile
NikoTT
Deja Vu!
I've just been in this place before. Plays on repeat
moukula
Volkswagen Borat
dasoffendor
Ashland avenue!
ColonelThrust
Where I used to sit and talk with you?
Tymora
doubleyouexwhyandz
That’s so effen profound.
IDNMAN21
That was good. Beyond good.
SmokyDoggg
Needs the music
SmokyDoggg
Alternate...
dppaguio
*Eurobeat intensifies*
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
What is the song?
SmokyDoggg
"Tokyo Drift" by the Teriyaki Boys https://youtu.be/iuJDhFRDx9M
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
Cheers
GrundyScrubber
Looks like Cicero in Chicago if I'm not mistaken. That would actually explain a lot.
ImChocolateBear
It’s Ashland and Armitage right near I-90.
cleffy1
Ah yes the Volkswagen Jetta Spec Crab Edition, very rare model
weerdo
But it keeps going... thats gotta be worth something
MisterAssHat
Chicago! :D I live there!
CavendishBandana
alignment's off
krysty23
Looks like a particular spot in Chicago.
WhoaaBlackBetty
The Illinois plates don't surprise me
allowmetopresentmannotcaring
Classic VW, stupid things will run forever no matter how much you fuck them up
HurricaneShade
Always called that DogTrackin
Skaarrlottt
Thank you! I couldn't remember that term.
PistonPrincess
Same
Thedankknight
I grew up knowing it as "dogwalking" never knew why.
FNtraffic
I am no mechanic but you might consider getting an alignment
HeraldofOmega
Nowadays, you have to be a master mechanic to be able to say something is wrong with a car.
Burnteggoz
The frame is fucked, you can't realign that.
ArgonSpark
Technically you can. Frame pullers exist.
Muskie4242
That's Chicago, yo. Couldn't tell by the accent in his voice, but it's definitely Chicago.
Czarcasmm
lived near here, can confirm
FakePlasticTreehugger
Illinois plates, you're likely right
BigArt
Every Chicagoan knows that's part of the city
imjustheretoupvote
For it's god awful traffic and smell from the leather factory
RoloTonyBrown
Yeah you can hear the GPS say to turn onto Armitage. I drive by this place to go to the Lowe’s up that way
HectoProtecto
Don't unmute
ActuallyMyNamesMarina
DO unmute! Man what a automobile!
purdhapley
This looks like Ashland ave just south of armitage in Chicago.
shaggynuts78
Those potholes on Ashland might knock it back in place.
witheredspoon
I think it needs an alignment.
CaptainJackSbarro
You think?
CaptPizzaPants
Frame is bent
UVAChemE2013
freeloaderr
What? No way! Lol
Pen15clubmascot
Oohh..look at the mechanic everyone
valen00
You know they took it to the shop for windscreen wipers and complained they were being upcharged and their car drives fine
shinyRK9
definitely chaotic evil
PepeLePewLooneyTunes
As a DM, I grant this a +1 and it is now considered magical.
Skaarrlottt
She's fine. Tires are feathered
frezknee
Ya think?!
NapoleonDynOmite
Probably can't afford it loving in Chicago
MyDadSaysButanesABastardGas
I thought I recognized that curve
NapoleonDynOmite
Plus the gps said armitage ave
Nathanfake
Control arm
pookieeatworld
Actually looks like both control arms in the back, both those wheels are so toed in I'm surprised they'll turn...
capricaria
How does this happen? Just a wreck or years of neglect? Cause I'm neglectful.
pookieeatworld
Control arms don't usually break unless you hit a huge pothole or something, and even then it's usually your rims and tires that suffer. ~
pookieeatworld
More often, the bushings go bad and cause a really bad shake going down the road.
died0
I think it needs at least three of those
maxplaBeast
Or a new frame
DhuQarnayn
Dog walking. That's a fucked frame lol
SS2000Ali
It’s has no frame, it’s a unibody...?
DhuQarnayn
No, it's not. That's like an 04 Jetta my man.
DhuQarnayn
Also, unless you're a woman, or 5ft 4, s2k's are not for you homie.
Skaarrlottt
Dog tailing? I saw this...dog something....?
sonicthemariomasterchief
Dog tracking
JimmyGTraveler
Correct !!!!
james25000
PNW here, we call it dog tracking, yup bad frame/chassis
DhuQarnayn
Think someone just yanked it out of a ditch or something, or full on wreck and then just body work?
james25000
Yes that's one way. Any collision with another car or structure can cause this also.
ChiliBeef
That's a new one. I've always heard it called "crab walking".
Slowga
.
DhuQarnayn
Haha, where you from? NC here
ChiliBeef
OH, but lived in VA for most of my life prior. I've also heard it called "crabbing".
DhuQarnayn
Looks like you're in the majority! Haha
MaladaptedMedic
NY, always called it crabwalking
DhuQarnayn
That's wild. What do you call soda? Lol
MaladaptedMedic
Soda... “pop” or “cola” is for southerners and midwesterners