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Little boy caught in the act
Mar 26, 2018 7:14 AM
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pterodactylptime
Looks like those women are the ones who are busted.
braingain
pr1or1ty1ne
It's natural.
bigredfiretruk
#5 is begging for a motorboat
braingain
Mrpolojohn
Bluebagger126
redtruck
If you wear revealing clothing, accept that you will attract attention. It's a natural reaction...and you're actually being flattered.
GasBandit
#3 Suddenly, PUBERTY!
AntiProtonBoy
#2 the kid is not even looking at them, he looks past her
chanboxy
And that kids age he would just want food anyway...
OrionRed
Best Flash game ever: http://www.flonga.com/play/lust-for-bust.htm
cravenmoorhead
"yaaaayyy"
wambu
ImnotAllowedtoPostPublicly
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
#1 that's not a woman, that's Michael Cera in drag
thiswillnotmakesense
BurgerExplosion
theREALBayHarborButcher
Mournclaw
BUSTED huehuehue
ThailandExpress
braingain
wambu
Nilowame
Velma?
Icantthinkofaname2
I prefer the word boobs much more. Tits sound like small areolas.
MiddleTiddy
My 4 year old cousin (now 30) to a big boobed friend while he was sitting on her lap at a family function... "Man you've got big boobs!"
Idonthavealottosay
This must be a family story for life
DraconianMarshmallowPoink
My sister would say "You fat!" to busty women as a toddler. I wonder if it's karma that she wound up needing reduction surgery as an adult.
AntiChristian
Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it then you look away .
Icantthinkofaname2
Thanks Seinfeld
astrangehop
Sunglasses help(:
norwegiansilverfox
It seems more like it's the girls that are well busted in these pics. *badum-tssh!*
trippingonmytripodtakingthetriptotunatown
bobs are great
Itsdarkandhellishot
Open bobs
Drizzzzt
It's instinct. just like s puppy humping a leg
LunaTheNympho
Thats a gross attitude. Its not a hardwired male instinct. Its a lack of self control. I should know. I also lack the self control.
MrFnortner
When we're infants, they are food. As we grow older, they'
MrFnortner
...they're not food but they never lose their appeal.
BurgerExplosion
SudoCatEtcIssue
what about gays?
Dustwalker
they dont eat? k then #themoreyouknow
gregorclegane
Or a sitting president humping a pornstar, instinct.
AutomotivePhysicist
Or an intern...whoever is nearby really.
ImANurse
But boys are evil if they get distracted by boops and ass
MaxKlemens
Well you are a nurse. But on the other hand...
MaverickJuggernaught
... is my penis
AzgarOgly
What is natural ain't ugly.
Spfeel
Lmao I can get behind this trend
Icantthinkofaname2
In this case, I think you'll want to be in front
MyOcs3rdContent
Why are we 'busted'? They're displayed for a reason.
UserSubLurkerMan
This!
EveryonesCousin
I think some of these are young enough they were eating from one not too long ago
CISMaleScumLord
I thought it was a pun
Spifarus
That's why I call them WMD's. Weapons of Mass Disctraction.
Vaeevictiss
Ya know, im not one of those that think women deserved to be raped based on what they wear, but i believe they want their boobs to be seen
Linachen
Full agreement to that.
iLikeBeerandSquirrels
I concur
Hauntologist
'Busted' because they are overcome by Busts
mastikator
It's a test. You're supposed to be smooth and composed under extreme pressure
nursejr210
I do enough tests at school and work...when I want to look at boobs, I look, dammit! Unless my wife is around, then I look at hers!!
Earlkay
I don’t know why you’re being downvoted. It’s the truth even if people don’t like it
mastikator
I think you just explained it my dude
HenryGR
"Busted" is not about doing something wrong, but about your intention to go unnoticed.
Henrybigmuscles
All of those tits were meant to be looked at
AzgarOgly
No, no! These where exposed for completely different reasons. Especially #5.
Henrybigmuscles
Hahaha
russiandobby
Boobs are honey for men, but what's the equivalent for women?
SuckAnElf
Muscular arms/shoulders. A nice booty.
Solisav
Face and back
Earlkay
Most women I know like various characteristics but are broken by a great smile
LindaBelcher1
Weirdly, I like men’s butts.
Mearmarsh
Fingers. I love the fingers (And not just for their work in the bedroom)
Jollyphoenix
Social status. Sense of humor can do the trick too.
GrandPoobahDeDoinkOfAllOfThisAndThat
My girl likes my legs. Particularly my calves
SpicyPeanuts27
Too bad it's not plumbers crack.
RancorTrainer
My sugarlumps
AmyRene
I think it's personal, there's not one general for every woman, scientifically it's the V. I like crotch peaks personally.
guardingangel
I really like a strong back. Pecks are good, but when a guy has those wings under his arms...
furriephillips
I have bongo-wings?
guardingangel
Sploosh!
SelfHatingHuman
According to South Park, Balls
DonkeyGoat
Boobs.
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A man bulge and a nice butt
meskarune
Large dexterous hands. Its why women like musicians and artists who are good with their hands.
IWouldDoThings
Forearms and hands.... wowza. Love a good pair!
FurToaster
puppies
bukobg
Wallet.
NotRapefortheWilling
Sweaters... My ex GF have em all.
WhoSaidYouCouldEatTheLastCookie
I'm obsessed with my husband's perfect butt
Hughesy99
Confidence
toasteheh
Dick pics
The5SecondFuse
"Is he big"?
Theverant
extraDimensionalAnxiety
I was scared to click that link.
boegeman
A couple of old friends of the sausage less kind, told they liked veins on arms. and something about a "V" shape down towards the privates.
davebeastly
My friend had really visible bulging arm veins due to working out and women would always be repulsed by them.
Mimsey
Half the time that's like a guy bashing a super model. It's a sour grapes defense. If you let them feel your arms it normally vanishes.
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astrangehop
Adonis belt?
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boegeman
Anything to add as a positive male body feature?
CondescendingCunt
Men's thicc bank accounts.
MiddleClassFraud
Grey sweat pants
LoraDusk
Sweat pants, scrubs, tight fitting jeans....
rocketturttle
do a workout in sweatpants with boxers or no undies. If you have a good enough poker face, pull the "my eye are up here". It's glorious.
davebeastly
MiddleClassFraud
Yes
LoraDusk
Sometimes. (Hint) They show off the D. >_>
davebeastly
They're a bit chavvy when worn outside of a gym though, aren't they?
Nilowame
I've always prefered boot fit jeans. Black or Blue with a shirt, T-shirt or sweater and walking boots. Usually wear a leather blazer over it
LoraDusk
Yes. You have to take the calculated risk. Or get comfy enough with a girl that you can have hang out dates at each others houses in jammies
blitzskrieg
Broad shoulders do the trick for women I've heard
davebeastly
My mate's Mam used to say I have nice broad shoulders.
ObiWanShalomi
Pleeaase tell me you used that to your advantage....
davebeastly
I got lots of pizza if that's what you mean.
Mournclaw
I've heard multiple times it's forearms but could be just a rumor
Mimsey
I once encountered a forum of women into pics of rugged man hands and forearms. Muscle and vascularity seemed to be their focus.
IAmTheToastyOhs
And here I am with two arms, like a chump.
Gazhul
Most underrated joke here.
nirach
I have also heard this potentially vicious rumour.
nirach
lol. downvoted for hearing the same thing as someone else. How dare I!
BlackberryCobbler
(Arnold Schwarzenegger voice ) It is not a rumah
swagb98623
Holding a puppy/kitten holding my wallet.
dasklaus
Women's taste vary more because they don't get just one body type presented as desirable in the media. Men's tastes vary, too, but they 1/
dasklaus
take much longer to figure it out because there's just one generic type of "hot" that's socially acceptable. 2/2
Ryanator50
I like chubby lasses
Abrausedteleprot
Id argue women vary less because beauty in females is related to fitness to carry a healthy child,(big boobs,hip to waist ratio etc) 1/2
Abrausedteleprot
while men are amuch wider spread because women select for different charactistics,(wealth, intelligence, height, muscle mass)
Icantthinkofaname2
Pseudo science nonsense. Boob size has no relation to milk production. And diff cultures value very different ratios & builds.
Abrausedteleprot
true, but underlying health markers like facial symertry, clear skin dont go out of fashion and I think they have a root in evolution
dasklaus
These are the ones that go for guys as well, though. Believe it or not, women value healthy men, too.
myswimmersonlymakegirls
A fat wallet.
KyleBadge
Dolla dolla bills
MayorDeweyMayorDewey
chris hemsworth.
thatwoodguy
Fat Wallet. Or as the Beastie Boys put it: "My stack"
turkeylord
Aeribella
Arms, typically. Be it biceps, or forearms with a little bit of veins.
thatduckingguy
large veiny extremities got it
cam020
The face is the only thing that matters to me.
Fleggy
Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money.
Hughesy99
That was a catchy little tune
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
Big Balls
AlbertCovington
http://media.giphy.com/media/kJlKrFUbCwgKs/giphy.gif
NoTraceOfHumanity
$
fbutt09
€ & ¥. Other forms of currencies and credit cards are also accepted.
iLikeBeerandSquirrels
fbutt09
£
FunkyDimpledMonkey
Depressingly true.
walterack
C0mtraya
theREALBayHarborButcher
bjo23
It's that Anubus?!
swagb98623
Shh spoilers!
C0mtraya
gruffgamer
For me? Beards, thick eyebrows and kind eyes/smile.
newnamenewguy
We could be soul mates.
gruffgamer
Sorry, I'm taken.
vegeta420gokublazerbieber
You're sexually attracted to kind eyes?
gruffgamer
I find them attractive, yes. I don't get sexually attracted without being attracted to personality first tho. But all of the above 1/2
gruffgamer
2/2 I find aesthetically pleasing.
Kyen155
https://imgur.com/vInJV89
IDontReallyKnowAnything
What movie!?
just4thelolz
Me, Myself & Irene. Also this is one reason why I could never be an actor. Who can just do a scene like that. That's super-weird.
nursejr210
Er...nearly every dude in porn, and some of the girls...
IDontReallyKnowAnything
Thanks man
just4thelolz
No prob, Bob!
IDontReallyKnowAnything
See ya later alligator