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graffiti62
"Donuts are a lot like life-round on the outside, and empty in the middle."--Homer Simpson
Imnotaplasticbag
What's a Wonut? (in #1 )
Hissingfever
Maple bars FTW!
reedzalot
One of each please. . . . . or, two.
Numero34
Where's the sour cream at?
finelineraya
Someone should make a Mexican breads version of this
Jynxy85
Mother fucking Fractured Prune. That is a Sunday tradition!
niijuunii
What's in a bear claw? Sorry asian in asia here
Drewtw
It's usually a donut with almond glaze
Dusk17
Warm apple fritter with maple syrup.
37PiecesOfFlair
I recently visited a Dunkin’ Donuts and tried to order a devils food donut. Guy looked at me like I had just taken a shit on his moms face.
scandia
Entemenns sells those by the box.
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
My diabetes sense is tingling!
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
I have just been informed that what I have been referring to as my diabetes sense is in fact severe neuropathy. I’m going to lose my foot.
ElRoboDiablo
Fritters or die
holybaconbatman
Wtf is a wonut
5xAcademyAwardWinnerKirkLazarus
WONUT IN TARNATION???
roach
No one is going to question how the chocolate frosted doughnut with sprinkles being called a baked doughnut?
WewooImBanned
Who calls Timbits donut holes?
thundercactus
People not in Canada I guess?
brandsilven
Everyone but Tim Horton's. It's their brand name for donut holes.
TheWetLustyArgonianMaid
Literally everywhere except Canada.
Thingamajiggly
Unpopular opinion: I love plain cake doughnuts
mNoodleShaper
Cranbananarama
Came to the comments for this. Thank you.
rophiandis
Oh, Fractured Prune! Those donuts are so good and their name is so terrible. The (food quality):(store name quality) ratio is off the chart!
Clarhilary
Theyre called ‘timbits’
TedTheMan
Yumm!
Dizyir
Thank you! Someone said it
GravyEducation
Call the doctor, he keeps saying "timbit" and I think it's a stroke
Irishdancingprincess
Found the Canadian ;p (literally came down here to correct timbits and choc dip)
AureliaVerity
And where is the Diabetus in a bag that is the Maple Dip?
brandsilven
A "timbit" is a Tim Horton's branded donut hole. Saying they are all called "timbits" is like calling all tissues "Kleenex".
thundercactus
pffff. Next you'll say skidoo's should be called snowmobiles
easybrz
All tissues are Kleenex. Dummy up.
Clarhilary
Yes.
kayaker01
Oh my. Bring me one margarita donut please. I’ll make it worth your while.
TheTwistedEmperor
Best comment!
falseinformationaboutthings
Donuts were originally invented so that you could put your own type of nut in the donut as during the Victorian era that was very popular
TheTwistedEmperor
I thought it was that phrase it hurts donut
WellThatsOriginal
I put my nut on the glazed.
itsybitsyspider
ThatTransformersDude
joegolf31
NightDick
Omg fractured prune. Ocean city Maryland memoriessss
IBringGoodTiddiesAndRear
Tempe, AZ had one... then it closed. :(
polkadotcardi
Had it in Topsail Island, NC. Amazing! That OC Sand was perfect.
SchrodingerMil
Couldn’t even get a picture of a Boston cream with good frosting
tipitiwitchet
All the good ones were already eaten
HarryBeauner
I thought that was bad until I saw the maple bar.
thundercactus
gotta eat it immediately or all the frosting sticks to the inside of the fucking bag.
RiverBear
It’s maple bars or nothing.
AuleMahal
Maple donuts are avant-fucking-garde, guardians of the fucking galaxy
RiverBear
Hell yeah!!! :D
HairyPicklePuller
Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut?" "Nay, but prithee, with sprinkles 'pon it instead, I said solemnly, and frosting of white.
AureliaVerity
"You don't even explain the little things, do you?"
Thingamajiggly
It could take some time to locate such a pastry...
Heidasaurus
Pastries are my trade. I am a pastry maker. My name is 'Roger the Pastry Maker'. I arrange, design, and sell pastries.
Ricksagainstreposts
HairyPicklePuller
I assume you don't get the reference. But I'm kinda drunk so whateves. Dresden Files book series.
jimwormmaster
I recently got into those books, and legit cackled at that bit. Refuge in Audacity much? So crazy it's brilliant.
HairyPicklePuller
That's practically Harry's M.O. Along with setting thungs on fire and being a smart ass.
jimwormmaster
Yep. It's one reason why I definitely want to try out the RPG. From what I've read, even the manual for it is awesome/hilarious.
islandlala
Your tongue drips sweetness prithee though thy username confounds.
HairyPicklePuller
Yea. I have an immediate sense of humor.
islandlala
I must say, it paints a clear mental picture, your name.
HuugeTractsOfLand
Where the hell is the sour cream?
Kreamalicious
Ya the 'old fashion' in that list is actually a glazed sour cream. Old Fashion is white cake, which doesn't seem to be on that list.
easybrz
Isnt old fashioned the same as sour creme
garfobo
Sounds kinda nasty, is actually super fucking good
whatupmyknitters
i'm with you guys on this. took me way too long to realize the name wasn't very descriptive of the taste.
railgap
Have we never heard of the eclair?
Magnumslayer
Eclairs are a pastry, not considered a donut because it uses pastry dough and is baked, not fried.
railgap
Today I learned that donuts are not a subset of "pastry".
PangolinBan
Eclairs are made with choux (pronounced ‘shoe’) dough. There are different varieties of dough you can use for donuts, but not choux dough.
Thiccups
Crullers are made from choux paste.
Roland191145
missojennie
GoodEveningThisIsWhatAButtDoesPBBPPBBTT
Hey Homer slow down! You're gonna choke or somethin!
Cerebrumsumstultus
https://youtu.be/LtEFEdrrXc4
FleetingExplative
More
GiveMeMoreDrugs
Old fashioned and crullers are the tits
FetusPandaRunner
The tits are strong wit this one
jaymckool
Tits are the balls
warp10
Imtheguywhogetsawaywithit
Do not leave this life without eating a sour cream old fashioned.
ihaveastructuredsettlementandineedcashnow
I instantly searched for the old fashioned. It’s the only one that matters
islandlala
Old fashioned unglazed with the slight crunch on the ridges?
Martecles
Bless you kind soul! And my arteries!
ctrl93
And buttermilk bars
AMooPoint
Literally what I came down here to say
dontlookinmybeard
I third that
GiveMeMoreDrugs
therooproject
Yup!!
pylatt
Old fashioned and butermilk are my go-tos. I've never seen a place sell crullers in my area though...
IAmWareboy
Was literally about to comment this.
jesusaichchrist
I got an old fashioned and my wife got glazed.
zstorm6
Where I'm at we just call old-fashioneds sour cream cake, never heard it any other way. But they are my fave.
Hardalor
They really are the best!
unicornscience
AGREED
heidimark
Ever had a maple old fashioned?
GingerFabulous
Yes
spaceystacey
My favorites are whichever ones I'm eating at the time.
TimidTyrannosaurus
No love for blueberry cake?
TheTwistedEmperor
I love crullers!
ABluntForce
Good, you can keep them, I'll take the tits.
Shirleybananas88
Crullers was my pick
midrampage
Me too!
netterzkastle
Me too!
Copperboom3000
They are the best but rare! I get so sad when the donut shop doesn't have them
GiveMeMoreDrugs
TheTwistedEmperor
Did you have your dinner yet? You're not getting dessert until you have your dinner
GiveMeMoreDrugs
CongratsYouAreHereNow
I had no idea what they were for years and they're fucking amazing. Literally had my first one two weeks ago
AvengeTheCompanionCube
How do you pronounce cruller? I say “cr-uh-ler”, while my friend is sure it’s pronounce “cr-oo-ler”.
GiveMeMoreDrugs
Your friend is right
AvengeTheCompanionCube
Damn, I was afraid of that. Thank you.
MelfsAcidArrow
Old fashioned and a good cup of coffee are almost as good as sex. Better if you get all 3 in a morning
ThemDarkArts
old fashioned tits are crullers
RexLibris
Sing it, sister!
Quarantinous
I find the lack of apple cider donuts disturbing
Raccoonlifeainteasy
I thought I knew doughnuts. Guess not. Don't know about old fashioned. And now I'm gonna do something unprecedented here.....1/2
Raccoonlifeainteasy
Instead of asking, I'm going to find the info myself on the innerwebs
thedarksideoftheforce
I like those, devils food, and blueberry
BurgerAndCries
Here's the secret tech from Dunkin Donuts himself: Sour Cream Donuts are the fuckin best
MCsquares
I was looking for these excitedly in the info graphic and to my dismay did not find. Crullers and cakes. Legit the tits
MCsquares
Caveat: not a fan of French crullers. But a blueberry cake makes me weak.
GiveMeMoreDrugs
Both are in the pic
MarcTheRN
Glazed twist and apple fritter are my fav
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misterwit
Apple fritter is bae.
iHaveAlotOfFolders
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jonestown
Apple fritter FTW
Tomkatt
Apple fritter for life.
questioning1my1own1thoughts
You got any apple fritters?
theycallmedoctornooche
NAAAAWWW WE'RE OUT OF APPLE FRITTERS!
questioning1my1own1thoughts
You got any bear claws?
WeirdAlIsMySpiritAnimal
Wait a minute. I'll go check.
questioning1my1own1thoughts
...........
bandicootsnoochieboochies
Every time.