TheGreatRadioControversy
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Dec 24, 2016 1:10 AM
TheGreatRadioControversy
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InappropriateGifReplier
My daughter does this all the time. She reminds me of how much she loves and trusts in me despite my failures. Her giggle is amazing.
forestfinagle
Your mom just doesn't want you to be late for work again and lose your job
Nonniekins
My mother in law is the worst. What kind of coffee is this? Why do you buy this brand? What is this thing? What is that? All before coffee.
mstalltree
My cat comes over to greet me when I wake up. She doesn't meow but only purrs. I think that takes the edge off my grumpiness.
LevyaApex
okayramblersletsgetramblin
I was asked to subtract fractions with different denominators this morning....As. Soon. As. I. Walked. Downstairs.
KittyDreams4Real
Don't have kids.
Ajitus
i accidentally entered into a 2 year contact with a phone company because they called as i woke up
tricepsbiceps
"Assholette" +1
NorthWestOutdoorsman
My old co-worker was a Redbull/Volume at 11 kind of guy by 5:00am. Really hated that guy.
kirrb
See when I wake up, I scream at the top of my lungs, as loud as possible. It seems to scare away most morning conversation. Whatever works
PoppaBigBear
The shit I deal with 5 times a week.
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
Even worse is when you're having an amazing dream and some turdmuffin wakes you up by talking obnoxiously loudly. Let me live, bruh
bloodninja0
I once was awakened by ringing so I answered the remote control.
NothingButReactionGifs
Eating my cereal when someone starts up the yapper flapper bout the day I ain't started yet.
MissKittyKatKat
Yes.
nonamejanie
I can't be talked to before 11 am. Just can't do it. I operate on a completely different schedule than normals.
cdajoe
I'm 54, and this problem seems to get much worse as you get older.
Mewtwos
Arkanrais
worse than that is when someone knows you have trouble getting to and staying asleep, yet they wake you up anyway for some trivial bullshit
dav3nasty
My so hates this about me. I'm an ass for about 2-15min after waking. Trying to change. Not sure it's possible.
saintofchaoticgood
My dad use to do this and once had the audacity to call me an asshole. I believe I replied fuck off I just woke up. Leave me alone. Then
saintofchaoticgood
Walked out the door to work.
MeanGreenMemeQueen
If you ask me how I am first thing in the morning don't expect a reply. I'll most likely just grunt at you.
iarmit
ControlZee
If you come bearing coffee and food, you will have my attention.
CrouchingVaginaHiddenPenis
"Mornings are for coffee and contemplation"
thisiswhyidrink
My husband knows to bring me coffee if he wants to talk to me early in the a.m. before he leaves for work. I'm a student and work nights.
MaiqtheHonest
seriously.
MasterJewdog
Sticklebrickk
"It's that GODDAMN dog again, Helen."
CallOfTheAvoid
Your name though. Upvote for not being a liar.
totesymahgoatsy
My husband does this and it's ALWAYS "what are we having for dinner tonight?"!
PotatoThunder
i have the same thing but its the first 10 minutes I'm at work. like, you better fucking be on fire if you're going to bother me this soon
justmeyaknow
Naomi?
SchrodinergsSpy
YES! Like, can I please put my stuff down before you talk to me!?!
Maleae
My batshit manager does this. Bothers me about shit as soon as I come in the door when we don't get many cust until 3hr after opening
Maleae
also complains about being tired all the time when she never takes her breaks and never stops working for 5 seconds. Blood pressure so high
freexstate
nopenononope
I had this on the door of my office.
ninjaoftheworld
Where are you sleeping that you have random people talking to you right away?
usedhottub
A home...with like, a family?
ninjaoftheworld
Weird.