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Glasses.
Candy cane.
Zucchini
Instant coffee jar
Key
Knife
Fly spray
HotWheel. (A scene from Jack Ass)
Rubber fist
Pint glass
Peanut butter jar
Milk Bottle
Orange
Deodorant
Live eel. This man’s “friends” inserted the live eel in the drunken mans ass after falling asleep. This man later died from the damage the eel did to his intestines.
Dildo & tongs.
Lighter fluid refill can
Barbie
Bottle & Coat Hanger
Buzz Lightyear
Big ass bullet. Old man was trying to relieve his hemorrhoids.
Some shitty mixtape
Coke Bottle
Cell phone. Talk about a shitty signal.
Egg.
Egg beater.
Eggplant
Extension cord
yunotpretty
Butt....why?
bladderinfection
Either that guy has a lightbulb shoved up his ass or his colon has a really great idea.
PeacefullyDejected
Well, you can’t say that any of these people weren’t brave enough...
gnarledhalo
Pro tip: use construction cones. They come in a variety of sizes and they never get stuck.
SanSamis
Fuckin' casuals
tacobird
I want to start telling people off by saying “go shove a headless barbie up your ass!”
djkr
platypoon
Buddy77
Butt wait.....there's more
MrStealYourGiF
I only feel bad for eel guy.
DaableJ
Rascael
These made me cringe...
TheirishNPC
AutomaticLynx
So much poop
WillemWever
AtYourFuneral
I hate even having poop in my poop shoot...
nonsequitur
Is the egg hard boiled? Otherwise, that person has a lot of control and flexibility
manhands
I'll tell you what you can do with your mixtape
bladderinfection
Perfect my friend
darkhawkclaw
how in the name of all thats holy do you fit a god damn pint glass in your asshole?
myusernameiswittierthanyours
Sheer will & determination.
gnarledhalo
With patience
oblivire
Not gonna mention the eggplant?
AtYourFuneral
That’s not even the smallest thing on this list.
DuckRatBike
But.....why??
CeruleanSky1988
a better question for some of these is 'butt... how?'
DuckRatBike
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