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Feb 26, 2018 5:30 PM
Fatimatn
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GreyKihano
Wait, backseat isn't for someone who is getting kidnapped? I really need to clean up my trunk.
tsuupiduu
I like sitting in the back seat drinking beer. I recently learned that this is illegal in the US, amazing :D
teknochode
Is the driver in charge of banning endless re-posting too?
InnerUniverse
The only time is it acceptable for shotgun to be asleep is if it's just the two of you and you're taking turns driving.
MarkWhoGivesaFukFrom93Tv
Don't touch muh fookin radio.
NS83
One of my ex gf's demanded i be co pilot cause i was good at it. Pissed her gals off so hard. But ya gotta read road signs.
Stonedmanwalking
Fuck 9gag
AlmostScientist
Back seat should stfu about music cuz first of all THEIR TASTE IS FUCKING TRASH AND THAT’S WHY THEY IN THE FUCKING BACK!
etilauqa
WAKE UP. can you put in the next disc please?
BigRottie
A. C. on, shotgunning red bulls and the radio cranked to Metallica because you know ALL of those fuckers are sleeping.
TheHaloFollower
When a car has a better power balancing dynamic than our current government
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RahRahRasPutinn
Yet all positions share the duty of checking for cops.
samsonguy920
Back seat is extra vigilant looking for pigs under the seats.
Hargy89
Driver is in charge, shotgun plays the driver's music, back seat shuts the f*ck up & sits quietly (that's why it's called the "Bitch seat")
Vaanhalen
What about the back seat driver?
BadBunnyLadyOfRocksTreesAndDirt
I'm destined to always be backseat = I don't drive, it's comfy and I can simply ignore crappy music. Like being chauffeured in a limo.
protrollcopternomadbro
Nice watermark you have there..
GadenKerensky
Never lie down on the back seat whilst the vehicle is in motion.
jabryan310
In Olden Times, when all you had was a radio, shotgun's job was finding good radio stations on a car trip. Today, not so much.
Happycleo
Well, since I'm wrong about my role, don't imitate me. :)
Stratego89
Where's "the guy in the trunk". -Panic, wtf is going on?!, try not to die.
Uberdude100
Im typically shotgun, and ill take request for music. But ill usually do most the picking, and my friends enjoy the surprise choices.
cntrfldr
Dead hooker in the trunk: incriminate all clueless occupants.
PhunsukhWangdu
What about when you're always alone in your car?
ironONironwerker
Best ride ever ! X's infinity.
Livingexistence
Then the only one you can kill is yourself, and you forget about bathrooms
poorwhitetrash
Then it is up to you to focus on the road and nap at the same time.
samsonguy920
I tried that. It's not as easy as you might believe.
REVENGE488
If shotgun touches my radio he will pull back a nub.
GayCakesForHomophobicBulldog
Fixed it for the Brits.
samsonguy920
And the Japs
railroadman22
Also shotgun gives road head
AlmostScientist
Sometimes
BestUsernameICouldThinkOf
Driver: Control the window locks so no one can roll them down when you rip a nasty fart.
GhostBear3067
https://youtu.be/xSj2h5_vksU?t=75 at 01:15
willparry79
don't forget to turn up the heat too
d0hny
MyDixyRect
SeaweedAV
Driver picks the music, because fuck listening to something I don't want to
MexicanHandOff
If it's my car, then yes, absolutely fuck that.
Bethem909
Shotgun can pick the music. Driver has veto power.
SeaweedAV
LackToastIntolerant
Danrulz98
My friends didn't realize my car had steering wheel radio controls and freaked out when their phones started skipping songs
quade
Driver picks the music. Shotgun shuts his cake hole.
SiobhanLucyfer
ozdelune
Winchester Wisdom
digivirus
Here are writ the holy words of Winchester.
quade
So sayeth the Dean
samsonguy920
Around my parts it is "keg hole"
Jenkbi
Driver can choose the music, but shotgun must be the DJ.
thetain
Yep. I am blessed with good co-pilots luckily...
Deltablue
So mote it be
Vixess
So mote it be.
Hurro
I have always agreed with that. Driver should take into consideration his audience (e.g. no NWA with kids) but is generally in control.
RedIronCrown
How will kids learn about old school rap if they can't listen to NWA?
aluriilol
If you come in my damn car with that "C'mon man let me choose the music" --- oooooh, Boiiiiiii
ivegottwolegs
Shotgun DJs. Driver has unlimited veto rights.
razmann
i was going to say this. upvoted you instead.
LordKrondor9000
I do this or a bit more of a democratic approach, with a majority vote to skip but the driver gets 2 votes and tiebreaker priveleges.
isaaclw
This is starting to sound complicated.
adcunicorn
Social interactions are complicated ?? Whaaat.
Ameatyloaf
I agree, if you're giving someone a ride. On a road trip the whole car chooses the music. Usually there is something everyone can agree on.
quade
No. If I'm driving, I pick the music. If people want to get a lift, they deal with what I am going to listen to, or they find another ride.
Ameatyloaf
That's what I said. If you're giving someone a ride, the driver picks. Road trips are usually a little different.
quade
If I'm on a road trip, I'm doing all the driving. Everyone else is along for the ride. They listen to what I listen to, or wear headphones.
Ameatyloaf
Wow, Must be fun to go on a road trip with you.