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Super Rare Oceanic Organism Recorded (siphonophore)
Siphonophorae WIKI: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siphonophorae
source video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?time_c
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Siphonophorae WIKI: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siphonophorae
source video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?time_c
Thisiscotty
umm...links buggered ... heres one a quickly looked up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LrszF3KvW0
Bendercrackedcorn
Nature you stop that right now!
TheKraken51
It's basically just a bunch of independent jellyfish stingers that all bunch together to form a motherfucking baby Kraken.
dietderpsy
Looks like the ocean needs new GPU drivers.
greg54js
Well it got me curious enough to look at the wiki. +1
therealcptjacksparrow
its a liopleurodon charlie
thelastpistachio
This exists right now on OUR planet and it's blowing my mind. Just imagine what could be out there on other planets!
fathersisterberzerker
"our"
binkythe900ftcarrot
why look for aliens in far removed star systems, we got this shit covered right here
uglybuckling
God dammit Loch Ness Monster, I ain't gonna give you no tree fiddy.
jevausie
I thought you should know somehow this comment is showing up as the top "best" comment on my imgur with 0 pts. lol
Ashen44
So they're hundreds of specialized organisms that die on their own... then how do they reproduce?
Sweetsdragon
DancesWithHippos
Needs banana.
silecsound
Jose is better
pelusita35
I went to take a pic of a huge moth. My husband yelled thru the door, "take a banana!!!!"
DrVosterios
Jose is only for measuring vertical height . Bananas are for size scale
illtaketheringtomordor
damn, nature, you scary
doomos
More like CHAINSAW MOTHERFUCKING FISH!
buttsaredope
DankS0uls
You've got red on you
TheNostraThomas
The fuck are you?
diabobical
People don't think the ocean be like it is. But it do.
puppysmuggler
So basically, "we are legion"
Dreadbeur
magamilk
I once saw an aquatic larvae that looked like the front part, except the cilia moved. This isnt relevant I just want to know what it was
animatic
Could it have been a cnidarian?
magamilk
Naw, it was freshwater and very small
PapillonSchmetterling
Looks like it's part zipper
DingGratz
Don't try to make it sexy, man.
Adaaayyym
*throws pokeball at it*
suicide911
JuicyManFartsAgainstFeminism
BaselessRumors
*begins raspberry foreplay*
BraveCalamari
These new pokemon are getting ridiculous
ript11
take my upvote
Adaaayyym
yellowdye5
dash0826
This AR sure looks realistic
hetriedtokillmewithaforklift
*drops 5 then throws another 5 into the next neighborhood*
BigBariSaxy
The quality of this gif tho
QuantumBits
Sauce in HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KZsrDGLUJQ
pith
Corrected sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LrszF3KvW0
finninthejakesuit
I always upvote source.
IbetterFedeliskSKIELSKPadarscoumbBABARND
I love how homeboy just straight reads off the Wikipedia description :)
CaptainOrbit
Thank you!
SteebDeebington
Siphonophores are a huge family of colonial organisms. Most are fairly common
TheCarolingian
Like err... colonial marines?
Corvvs
Like the Portuguese Man o' War :D
Klaustrix
That is how the Man o' War do.
Ohreally21
If I remember correctly they are in the same family as "man of war".
SteebDeebington
Yes, a man of war is a species of siphonophore
Astrolobos
these things are cool because it's multiple creatures acting as one "hey you see mike over there? he's the penis"
crazedandinfused
Read "oceanic orgasm" and spent 5 minutes waiting for it to cum.
MaxPowah
Heroic said!
HerNameWasRobertaPaulson
Omg me too. Didn't realize it was organism until this comment
Rickbot
I wanted it to cut something in half
suburbanhyena
I give you all the points
RumbleBum
I felt foolish then realised I wasn't alone and that this was too comment. Thank You.
Cartagenacat
It's okay, so did I
Michelicorne
same
HerrBisch
Yep.
Steed
Glad I'm not the only one.
overboard
Me too
saquezz22
I am so glad I'm not the only one
OPENYOURMOUTH
KeyLimeGreen
Same
Ghostwish
How do you watch a 50 second long gif for 5 minutes waiting for something to happen??
MaxPowah
Slow connection
WillmarMachine
I figured I missed it the first 4 times.
smithsmithson
Well, now you piqued my curiosity about this
jadespider
I need to know three things, in no particular order. 1) Can it kill me? 2) can I eat it? 3) will eating it kill me?
ThisTreeIsDurRunk
Probably not. Sure, have fun. I don't know.
TheCrankyCow
Some can(Portuguese man-o-war is a siphonophore), 2: no, 3: probably not just don't eat the stinging cells.
animatic
Slightly contradictory and still a much better answer than the other one. LOL
TheCrankyCow
got the questions confused. thought 2 was can it eat me. Did not feel like typing it again
myusernameisntfunny
I'm sure some weird Chinese guy is kicking his lips right now staring at this.
MonkeyHittingPianoDramatically
StrawberryBlondie
EadEchiC
Racist bastard. Not kicking his lips, he's ricking his rips!
kojinko
capnsebastian
Im not chinese or japanese, but i defn want to eat it or fuck it
somegeek
Or Ted Nugent with a spear gun.
SuperKingTheBest1ofthe3
I lost my shit reading this comment.
IbetterFedeliskSKIELSKPadarscoumbBABARND
sounds painful
myusernameisntfunny
Gad dang auto correct ducked me again!
IbetterFedeliskSKIELSKPadarscoumbBABARND
every ducking time
ArmsOfTheAngelFUCKTHATS
God fan it
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
Son of a witch
timberdoodle5
As a person of Chinese dissent, I think that was racist comment. Also on unrelated note whatever that is looks delicious.
Phazonite
I think he meant Japanese anyways. No harm done, right?
Thehumanracestinx
Why do you disagree with the Chinese? Their government ,I get,but the Chinese people are ok...
fuckigotbanned
As a person of american descent, I applaud your ability to math. (If you're offended I'm sorry you're probably super cool I didn'tmean upset
timberdoodle5
No worries. There are worse stereotypes to be associated with.
fuckigotbanned
Right lmao.
pelusita35
As a Hispanic, I'm probably working at the restaurant to prepare it. Not really. I'm allergic to seafood. I am Hispanic though.
Sweetsdragon
As a biologist I doubt there is a restaurant that prepares this. They're a big collection of grossness. They are mostly slime and stingers
pelusita35
I would be surprised. But then again I'm on Imgur. Maybe I wouldn't be surprised someone ate this??