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cgchristoph
So which one is the “Racing Heartbeat, See Your Blood Vessels In Your Eyes, Feeling of Impending Death” strain? That’s all I ever find.
DL00P
I might be getting sent to prison for 2 years bc of weed :(
DevilDisowned
Lol @ alertness
stoffelbruh
don't forget: sativa makes you paranoid, indica makes you depressed.
Nullspeak
i need both of those then considering i can't do any of those things listed by myself
ImGonnaSquirtHnnnnnggggg
Thank you. I'm getting out if the Navy tomorrow so this post makes me even more excited.
Adunadain
https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/kbvz9m/weed-strains-are-mostly-bullshit-weedweek2017
Rivalyn
They both smell like something died.
DiracsDelta
Indica: in da couch.
Bumballs
A stoner guy I went to school with has a daughter called Indica, I thought it was just an unusual name.
YoeyDiamantes
This is an old wives tale, complete bullshit. Just find a good OG Kush hybrid and you'll be good.
Bubba83443
One gives me short term memory loss and tunnel vision, where’s that in this chart? Happened on three separate occasions.
HsuDoNihm
The chart's a bit simple. If one hits your memory harder, especially if it leaves you a bit scatterbrained, it's probably Sativa-dominant.
Katzizbetter
Could be a little too much of the gigglypuff giving you those tunel vision
needpersonalspace
Isn’t short term memory loss a thing with weed in general?
Bubba83443
I’m not sure but this was like I couldn’t remember what I did a second ago, I spent. I spent an hour trying to drink my pop because after I
Bubba83443
Got done taking a drink I would forget I took a drink and take another one because I wasn’t sure if I did or not
Bubba83443
Then I would be confused as to why my pop was gone and get another one, then continue doing that
DrivingtoHelltoKissDemons
Seen this before, stonertales on iFunny had it
MalcontentTroll
Random question, never bought it before in my life, now living in rural Wisconsin, small town, how in the hell do I find a good dealer lol?
cpnbeeb
Grow your own.
Malak224
Both will fail a drug test and get you fired, right?
laowllol
only if you work for a prick.
Breastbeakfastever
I've never had a different high, always the same no matter the weed.
BeavisTheMeavis
https://imgur.com/sThYj9D
WhatzitTooya
Whenever I got creative on weed, it looked only creative while I was still high...
CeleryMan7
not for me, but i am weird i guess? i only do indica, maybe a hybrid if i cant get a good indi
HsuDoNihm
If you buy it, you do a hybrid. To get profitable weight your grower uses hybrids. Pure strains do not produce nearly the same weights.
SgtDefaultGN
Yeah sativas make me anxious af. If I’m gonna get fucked up I want to have fun doing it.
HeresSomeMoneyGoSeeAStarWar
I actually stick by the AM/PM note above. I carry both. Different times call for different strains. But I’m in an area that it’s feasible
ThisGuyDisguisedTheSkies
Yep. Indica all day. Sativas make me feel like "why did you get high you piece of shit, don't you have shit to do blah blah..."
kindpanda
There aren't many pure sativas left anymore
HsuDoNihm
Any, honestly. Pure sativa and indica produce crappy weight and aren't profitable. Hybrids are more resilient and produce greater weight.
eddieeeeeee69
I usually stick to Indica domonant hybrids. Sativas make me anxious as shit. Not a fun time...
EMTMarv
WindOntheroad
THC Vs. CBD
JPRiddles
But CBD doesn't get you high?
didntLikeThatUsername
I've never noticed a difference between the two.
laowllol
Same. I've always said anyone who says there is a difference just has low THC tolerance.
mistaopportunity
Maybe you were smoking hybrids. They mix the two together.
troubledour
Because biochemically there really isn't one. The high you achieve is more closely related to the situation and state of mind.
flashums
Indica in da couch
TheUpstart
I learned that from my Mom.
surfturd
Yep
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BeelzebubsBasil
That saying is so much older than that shitty show lol
ISayFuckALotSoWhat
CaptainSilver42
I find a good hybrid to be best for creativity. Straight sativa makes it harder to concentrate, Indica makes me too sleepy.
theheebs25
a nice indica dominant hybrid is the best thing out there IMHO
AluminumCucumbers
Lol. Awesome. Lost it at “alertness”.
cannedchicken
I just drink until I can't see straight, and then cry myself to sleep.
calbff
That made me laugh way too much. I'm a monster.
Kyuukichi
There there
Craizie
just keep drinking, you'll skip the cry part and just wake up hating live more.
GuardsmanMiku
why mess with ilegal smelly shit when i can have the sweet sweet embrace of alcohol abuse
dieSchadenfreude
Oh shit, same
VitaminJay
What do you do after that when you still have 7.5 hours of your workday to go?
WanderingCapybara
Asking the real questions
cannedchicken
Heh. Never drank at work, but I've definitely cried several times and fell asleep once ;P
CloseupCaptionReaction
Cry a bit more, print some random page, have a drink. Yell something about religion and space. Sleep
VitaminJay
Busy day before lunch break.
GiantDad420
I just grow distant from the people who love me, until finally I'm a husk of my former self. But I also drink a glass of water before bed.
chocoooouuuuh
Classic
FapsAlot
Same
tehPhreakmang
We know
Itsalwaysabengaltiger
Hey pal welcome to the club!
ChefShwasty
Ayyyyyy lmao me too
PMyourDrawings
Sometimes you just got to let the liquor do the thinking
FroogleApollo
Same.
MybestfriendisBenAffleck
Dont forget soiling yourself! There is always room for that.
tonx916
ktblanch02
BigKahuna128
How many beers did i have last night? All of them
chakarakarama
As God and the ATF intended. *national anthem in background*
ProjectSatan
i smoke a little bit, then im fine for the night. i dont get the calories or hangover from drinking. nor the crazy emotional roller coaster.
donkeydickinyomouth
THIS! Like for real fuck me for wanting to get a little stoned and watching a movie. To bad I had to stop for professional reasons
britishdilettantejimmyrustlerbutmostlyokguy
BOTH!
Tofubutton
Smoking is great, but lets not pretend it's anywhere near as fun as drinking
am4218
Straight vodka doesn't have many calories at all!
cannedchicken
The smell makes me sick, so I can't. Also, being conscious in any way sucks--I'd much rather be sleeping so I'm not in pain.
WhereIsOscarGoldman
I think u need to try therapy
Fire777
You need to try vaping co2 oil. It hardly smells or tastes like anything. Smells nothing like the actual flower.
SexDrugsBirdsandRocknRoll
Look into kratom, my friend. And yeah, maybe therapy as well.
tehPhreakmang
Edibles
almostlucy
Especially slow-release ones, like suckers.
tehPhreakmang
This, so much this. People over estimate edibles vastly, just have *A* sucker.
FrankyBabes
Good for ANY time of day
ronNhyde
Why does indica guy have a tie?
theheebs25
dude needs a job, damn.
andreikbd
Perhaps because people with ties don't use sativa during the day. We have to be in office ????
MrStarkLord
And we use indica at night to handle our stress
Tankdoggy
does it legit help sleep?
MrStarkLord
Yeah. Plus it's legal where I live.
Tankdoggy
Nice, that is nice, needs to be legal in my state, NH as it is legal in MA, Maine, VT around us. And need Feds to legalize it.
just4thelolz
He's a PC. The other one's a Mac.
PanicAtTheCostco
Because he does it after his day job where he can’t be high?
SamuraiSugar
Tie guy has as stressful cube job, Indica is the answer. Other bloke is the creative artistic type, no tie.
DefinitelynotEricTrump
Also broke
kirilNoodlePilot
After work, I think...
edenknitty
That's the best question I've seen all day.
jimtim583
Just got home from work!
KingOfAntarctica
He's dead, Jim.
soyunfrikinburrito
It’s a token of “style”
Trentski
Body’s high. Tie keeps it in check.
1Blank1
Why not? Peope who smoke weed can be upstanding members of society.
Ihaveyourgifsrighthere
Agreed, so why don't both?
RetardedLobster
It's hard standing up when you're indacouch
SDOMO
But usually not.
HsuDoNihm
To some extent that depends upon the society. There are lots of upstanding members in the eyes of Denver's society that are also stoners.
ElectricalEngineeringDudeAbides
Sorry but that's where you're wrong kiddo. You just treat it like alcohol, moderation is key.
Hammettt
You'd be surprised how many functioning people do cocaine. Hell i know a doctor that does cocaine every now and then. Even more do weed
iamkyleh
Cocaines expensive. Couldnt afford it if they werent
Hammettt
Becom a doc to fuel you coke habbit. Wicked smaht
azazyel
I usually stick with hybrids. I love living in a state where it's legal.
RelativeVelocity
So do I, but my job forbids it. Sucks.
HeresSomeMoneyGoSeeAStarWar
for ages people only got whatever their guy had. now you can get picky and choose how you want your buzz. what a wonderful world.
giarc804
Who downvotes this?? It's absolutely true and wonderful.
letsnotandsaywemight
I dont have any idea what you are referring to.
StarkRG
I'm in Australia, can't get anything but bush weed.
yeronimo
Here in the Netherlands we are very happy never had this issue. Smoke whatever u want!
Desloratadine
Right on
iupvotetooddnumbers
Life is good
Lanunborneo
Not in my local streets
skeeter042
"If you can get picky with your cannabis, why not get picky with your TV?"
denimdenis
Get the hell out here Mr. Trejo
cattywumpus
For medical purposes, it's great. There's a strain that flat-out stops my migraines. One lil jello cup and I'm good to go!
macthelost
Also would like to know this magical strain. Thanks
velastria
What’s the strain so I can look for it?!
IntergalacticElephant
As someone who has had a migraine for 8 days in a row, I am very jealous.
WindOntheroad
And legal in my state... Huehuehuehue
HeresSomeMoneyGoSeeAStarWar
I’m dc. Legal as well.
OrC23
Seattle, I live a block from a shop. Saints pre rolls are my jam.
WindOntheroad
It's pretty fucking sweet. Going to get a $10 gram on my way to my soccer game tonight...
nghtvsion
jinnyboomboom
Would also work with Jeff Bezos’ face
pterodactylptime
That's awesome
TimberWilly
MrSnowy
Hint for us laymen?
WayneGreekzky
Draw an imaginary line down the middle of his face and look again.
MrSnowy
hahaha, that's awesome
mjayojay
.
secretstadiumsauce
MightyChlorians
MightyChlorians
elGuapo4211
hyats
Hardest I have laughed all week
mixylodian
I definitely chortled loudly but a bit sheepishly
LanaDelReyy
How sad
nghtvsion
This comment makes you sound like a mean person
Simbody1
“How sad”
LanaDelReyy
Oopsies
LanaDelReyy
Noooooo I just meant that there are funnier things
nghtvsion
Upvoted. Clearly it just sounded wrong. Have a good day!
requit
This comment makes you seem like a judgemental person.
LanaDelReyy
Thank you for telling me tho