HarryTTL
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1. Don't send me dick pic, im not gay
2, redemption
3, Christ Pratt
4, good day, say: "Meowdy" in the comment
5, Egg Tart PASTRY
280 g Plain Flour
2 tbsp Icing Sugar
2 Egg Yolk
1 Egg White
150 g Salted Butter
6, FILLING
150 g Castor Sugar or fine sugar
150 g Hot Water
4 Whole Eggs
250 ml Fresh Milk
1/2 tsp Vanilla Extract
a pinch of fine salt
7, Cream butter with icing sugar, egg yolk and egg white.
8, Add in flour and mix well. Once it is well mixed, using hand, press the mixture together and form a dough. If the dough is too wet or oily, do add some flour. Give it a few knead.
9, Wrap the dough in a clingwrap. Put it into the fridge for 15mins to let it cool.
10, Take the dough out of the fridge. Cut pastries into 12 equal portion (about 38g each).
11,Roll individual dough into a ball. Using a tart case, press the pastry ball into a flat piece. Line dough in the middle of tart cases, lightly press the dough into the tart cases.
12, Refrigerate the tart cases for 30mins, and it is ready to use.
13, Filling: Add castor sugar into hot water, mix until sugar completely dissolved. Set aside and let it cool.
14, Beat eggs with milk, vanilla essence and salt. Pour in sugar water. Mix well.
15, Sift egg mixture TWICE to achieve smooth egg mixture.
16, Take tarts out of the refrigerator, carefully pour egg mixture into each tart shells.
17, Bake tarts for 25mins at 180 degree, fan ON
18, Bla
19, aaahhhhh
20, whoops
21, huh
22, hold on
Froot Loops served in bowls of blood
23, oh
24, purify it
25, gave up a weekend
26, who said that
27, ok
28, Logan Paul
29, no mom
30, oof
31, just removed a pic because it has i funny on it. i hate i funny
32, releasing memes back to the wild
33, opposite
34, how about cookies
35, who approve this design?
36, why is the light on?
37, bucket list
38, accurate
39, Jake the asshole
40, fbi doesn't watch you like you are special
41, Imgur just make sure I'm not a robot
42, heya
43. Same thing
44. send bobs and vagene (in indian voice)
45. nani?
46. self explanatory
47. honey, i got to tell you that im sterile, *look at the belly*, fuck
48. I like Bowsette. Sue me
49. almost 50
50. The ol' day
51, brofist!
52. Jabba the Hut (get the reference?)
53. WEEB!!!!!
54. *raises eyebrows*
55, dick pic obviously
56, wonder where the water come from
57. hey there 14 people that sort by new.
58. haha
59, typical
60, oof
DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
Soooooo, what's #57 from ?
Okebel
#37 I tried to find 6. on google maps. There is a Rock Wallaby way, but it's nowhere near the ocean and it's just a bunch of pricey houses.
zapbrannigan247
Thanks for the tart recipe
candar
#15 threaten me with a good time
simeonawhite
#3 I thought the punchline was for sure a “Christmas”
TheDudeOrHisDudeness
You da real MVP for numbering the images. I wish everyone did that.
AdnanFox
The address from Finding Nemo unfortunately doesnt exist in reality ...
MegAwwMonster
Meowdy.
AlpacaWarrior
I’m concerned for you @OP
HarryTTL
And why's that?
ThatMarshalFangirl
#51 The best thing about this is that the person who said it's a dragon egg has the drawing made by the next person as their avatar.
pushypanda
The game show one, all the contestants could collude and share the prize money
FisterMantastic
M̝̬̞̖̬̆̋̎ͬͩ̿̆A̶̿ͪ̃̈́̆̓K̮̙͗̑̋̑̈E͕̲̲̥͚̫͓̋ͨ̿̓͋͋ ͚̄S͕̱͙͓̹̺̱̍ͦ͆̂̿̄͗A̺͗ͭ̀͗͊͐͋C̛͎̳̝͓͇̞ͅŖ̩̺̟̤̈́̄͑̌̈ͦͯI̎͊̎F̢͍̺̦̺̝̝͎̾̂̓I͇̺̓̃̄C͈͔̼̭E̮͉͖̫̯ͬ̽̿S̗̜̻̥͎̬̓͗̐͌
HarryTTL
How to format this
FisterMantastic
Y̸ͪͥ̓̂͌ͦ̈́ͣ͐̆̒̑̾ͣ̎̊̉̀̀̚͝҉͖̗̮̱̰͍̬͈̞͉̲͈̥̰̯̙͙E͓͖̫͈͙̠̟̯̝̪̮̟̹̱̝͎̓ͭ̇͛̊̊̓̔͂̂̇ͯ́͟͜͞S̨͙̪͓͙̲̩̒ͣ̑̉̅͝
fjordward2battle
Them are chaos lemons right there
Nickisabitch
Meowdy.
WhiskWebBeast
Sure, Jesus just gave up his weekend. It's not like he was tortured before and killed in one of the most cruel ways. He didn't sin 1/2
WhiskWebBeast
For 32 years. Just being holy, unable to slap kitty's and get drunk every weekend. But sure, just gave up his weekend for your sins
AlBundysLoveChild
Source for #24
SpraynardYitzben
Porn, you're welcome
SnapCrackleKrombopulosMichael
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jumpercat
Ayeee
Midnightwhiskey
Nice
MalRage
Look up Nioly on the hub. Only video in profile. 01:36:52
SensualMeatball
.
ApersonWatchingYOU
Ayano nana. XVSR-060 on phub
ApersonWatchingYOU
Its near end of vid
Echo18
#25 Well yeah, but it was a holiday weekend, so that counts for something.
TheValiantAdmiral
Meowdy!
Seminole4ever
#38 Does anyone really use Chrome? I heard that it’s a resource hog. True?
chillingkitty
I do and it is but I am too lazy to switch to Firefox
Seminole4ever
I’ve not heard anything bad about FF. Maybe worth a try.
tytymoon255
The only thing about ff is sometimes when using google images, using the arrow keys to scroll through images it will lock up.
tytymoon255
You need to click the image again to use arrow keys again.
cjati
Meowdy
fatchicksneedluvintoo
Meowdy
MyOtherCarWasTheOtherWoman
Meowdy
IAmMonkeyGirl
Meowdy
Ochetellusglaber
Meowdy
thegourdkingpumpkin
Meowdy
IamfunatpartiesIknow
#47 does anyone know what happened 10sec later?
SlightlyGruntled
That Pikachu is male...
Lisekmaly
Which makes it that much better XD
lancell
... you say it's okay if it were a female?
SlightlyGruntled
Precisely
HarryTTL
How did I not realize that before?
Cottonflame
Pikachu that have a heart shape on the end of their tail are female. Pikachu w/o that are male. That's a thing you know now, if you didn't
themotherfuckingruckus
Even with that, it's still not really known.
TiroDvD
Common phenomena: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e3/08/61/e308615480526e9b2aa434561de9f7be.jpg
SlightlyGruntled
What
SansAandAnguS
I hate that one about the crab. They do that when highly stressed & suffering e.g. they eat their own eggs if desiccating or being attacked.
hyptosis
Yeah, anyone who thinks that something being cooked alive is funny has serious issues.
BronzeLeaguePro
They used to boil people as an execution method. It was probably pretty funny.
TheManInTheWall
It was probably abgood crime detterent too
TheManInTheWall
Pretemd that B isnt there
LickLickLickMyBalls2
The meme right after the eye lick was perfect placement
NICEUSEOFWORDSSIR
Meowdy
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
mormonator12
But does that mean it's over after one week since a straight guy gets voted out?
HarryTTL
No, the game manager would just say that he is not straight. And then they would both watch the others.
RawSuger
the first one always irks me because showing off competence and wealth s definitely one way men flirt...
jsnforce
Look, lets be honest: A girl is gonna want an adequately sized dick for sex. If sex is the only goal of both parties, then its valid info.
AlbertFrankenstein
Unrelated but does anyone know where i can make my txts satanic like the lemon tumblr post
WhatzzSoup
If men flirted like ducks https://youtu.be/Lt4IlxFVT-g
NotAfraidToOffendYou
Diamond shiny rock, usually preceded by other gifts and dinners and followed by building/ buying a home.
PedanticGonkDroid
Seriously, the first three panels are animals displaying skills or presenting art or gifts to win a mate. That is exactly what we do.
sinbinrugger
I mean giving rocks is a thing for sure.
NotAfraidToOffendYou
Birds chirping is literally them saying let me smash
QuackQuackAttack
Be a good provider, bring a thoughtful gift, be talented musically or athletically. These all sound like great ways to get laid.
ArcaneAlchemist
yeah, and one of the worst possible ways to chose a mate. there's a reason many CEOs are psychopaths. maximizing profit often means making..
ArcaneAlchemist
choose* i cant type
ArcaneAlchemist
morally wrong choices. like cutting spending on emplpyee healthcare or creating policies which increase turnover but increase profit.
Kjuhaszzlenozzle
Idk, if my husband starting hopping around like a bird doing a mating dance, I’d let him smash. Because that shit is humorous.
Genriu
I'm guessing he's saying that the first one pretty much /is/ how guys flirt sometimes.
RawSuger
thats what im saying tho...
Kjuhaszzlenozzle
Especially if he did one of these numbers
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Kjuhaszzlenozzle
I showed this post to my husband. He’s going to do the dance for me once the child goes to bed.
johnzaku
I love how she’s like “excuse m- Could I jus- i need to get- dammit”
jake557
I'm pretty sure there are also animal equivalents to "I showed you my dick pls respond"
jsnforce
Yeah, like killing other males and then just straight-up taking the sex from the female.
bekkayya
but the animal kindom is amazing and beautiful and humans are uniquely aweful and evil obv
NotAfraidToOffendYou
Literally birds chirping
bekkayya
♫ I showed you my dick plz respond ♫
glitterwank
Idk if I was a girl and someone built me a house, performed a dance for me and bought me a bunch of shit I'd say he's deserved a chance.
WillJeSuis
Whoa whoa whoa, not all of them, just one or the other. The house or a dance or some rocks, take your pic.
steviedrawsdinos
IamfunatpartiesIknow
No, he knew he'd resurrect. But he suffered dying
TheManInTheWall
And Hell. Considering time isnt supposed to exist in hell, it would be pretty crappy
steviedrawsdinos
That's the one. My bad..
DeathCertificate
Exactly, when He said that he could bring down a temple and rebuild it in 3 days, He meant Himself, not a literal temple.
steviedrawsdinos
Oh, I'm dumb then. It's been a while since Sunday school..
TheDudeOrHisDudeness
#40 That's not how incognito mode works. Basically all it does is not saving history and cookies on your device.
mymomisaleafblower
Finally someone said it. Thank you and good day
blairmichod
It's crazy how people even think this. The text that appears every time you open an incognito window explicitly states this.
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ColumboVsPredator
Or someone who understands facts.
bekkayya
Its a losing battle. this comments context will be lost in time. what we need is imgrecognition+hashing+meme wiki to create a perminant
bekkayya
index where we can comment on what is going on in the base version of the meme, such that fake videos dont have to be pointed out every time
bekkayya
until then fake+funny>useful truth (hydrus network does this locally, maybe that could be made into a website).
bekkayya
imgur would exist the exact same way, just autogenerate a link back to the base meme with information
AtYourFuneral
Dr Arcula.
Meowser01
Help! I've been tunred into a parrot!
sequeezey
Those bucket list items are a whirlwind of commitment! "Fill a Mayo container with pudding" vs "Go to medical school and change my name"
PiggyWobbles
Coach Feratu
Tinman2022
Thank you. I thought I was the only one who was confused by it.
smallchanceofsuccess
Should have been Dr Acula
onlyangrywhenitsbs
Merci Docteur Obvious
HeadJamistan
johnzaku
That would infringe on JD’s screenplay though
iReallyHateMyNeighbors
My friend was in a band called Dr.Acula in HS. Long Island NY 2006 or something. Oooooh Gawd I'm getting old =/
ThySausagePrince
Scott B Akula.
DarkOverlordJuice
Oh, boy! This is such an underrated comment.
Technoburrito
Dr. Simon Acula
Penguin90
Dr. S.Acula.
Technoburrito
Sacula.. lol? I want to suck your balls
erragodofmayhem
Wondered how far down in the comments I'd fine this, not disappointed.
Oldman4666
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TapToRetry
Fine was only $10 I paid it online