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Jan 18, 2019 1:59 PM

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1. Don't send me dick pic, im not gay

2, redemption

3, Christ Pratt

4, good day, say: "Meowdy" in the comment

5, Egg Tart PASTRY
280 g Plain Flour
2 tbsp Icing Sugar
2 Egg Yolk
1 Egg White
150 g Salted Butter

6, FILLING
150 g Castor Sugar or fine sugar
150 g Hot Water
4 Whole Eggs
250 ml Fresh Milk
1/2 tsp Vanilla Extract
a pinch of fine salt

7, Cream butter with icing sugar, egg yolk and egg white.

8, Add in flour and mix well. Once it is well mixed, using hand, press the mixture together and form a dough. If the dough is too wet or oily, do add some flour. Give it a few knead.

9, Wrap the dough in a clingwrap. Put it into the fridge for 15mins to let it cool.

10, Take the dough out of the fridge. Cut pastries into 12 equal portion (about 38g each).

11,Roll individual dough into a ball. Using a tart case, press the pastry ball into a flat piece. Line dough in the middle of tart cases, lightly press the dough into the tart cases.

12, Refrigerate the tart cases for 30mins, and it is ready to use.

13, Filling: Add castor sugar into hot water, mix until sugar completely dissolved. Set aside and let it cool.

14, Beat eggs with milk, vanilla essence and salt. Pour in sugar water. Mix well.

15, Sift egg mixture TWICE to achieve smooth egg mixture.

16, Take tarts out of the refrigerator, carefully pour egg mixture into each tart shells.

17, Bake tarts for 25mins at 180 degree, fan ON

18, Bla

19, aaahhhhh

20, whoops

21, huh

22, hold on

Froot Loops served in bowls of blood

23, oh

24, purify it

25, gave up a weekend

26, who said that

27, ok

28, Logan Paul

29, no mom

30, oof

31, just removed a pic because it has i funny on it. i hate i funny

32, releasing memes back to the wild

33, opposite

34, how about cookies

35, who approve this design?

36, why is the light on?

37, bucket list

38, accurate

39, Jake the asshole

40, fbi doesn't watch you like you are special

41, Imgur just make sure I'm not a robot

42, heya

43. Same thing

44. send bobs and vagene (in indian voice)

45. nani?

46. self explanatory

47. honey, i got to tell you that im sterile, *look at the belly*, fuck

48. I like Bowsette. Sue me

49. almost 50

50. The ol' day

51, brofist!

52. Jabba the Hut (get the reference?)

53. WEEB!!!!!

54. *raises eyebrows*

55, dick pic obviously

56, wonder where the water come from

57. hey there 14 people that sort by new.

58. haha

59, typical

60, oof

Soooooo, what's #57 from ?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#37 I tried to find 6. on google maps. There is a Rock Wallaby way, but it's nowhere near the ocean and it's just a bunch of pricey houses.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks for the tart recipe

7 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

#15 threaten me with a good time

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3 I thought the punchline was for sure a “Christmas”

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You da real MVP for numbering the images. I wish everyone did that.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The address from Finding Nemo unfortunately doesnt exist in reality ...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meowdy.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’m concerned for you @OP

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And why's that?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#51 The best thing about this is that the person who said it's a dragon egg has the drawing made by the next person as their avatar.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The game show one, all the contestants could collude and share the prize money

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

M̝̬̞̖̬̆̋̎ͬͩ̿̆A̶̿ͪ̃̈́̆̓K̮̙͗̑̋̑̈E͕̲̲̥͚̫͓̋ͨ̿̓͋͋ ͚̄S͕̱͙͓̹̺̱̍ͦ͆̂̿̄͗A̺͗ͭ̀͗͊͐͋C̛͎̳̝͓͇̞ͅŖ̩̺̟̤̈́̄͑̌̈ͦͯI̎͊̎F̢͍̺̦̺̝̝͎̾̂̓I͇̺̓̃̄C͈͔̼̭E̮͉͖̫̯ͬ̽̿S̗̜̻̥͎̬̓͗̐͌

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How to format this

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Y̸ͪͥ̓̂͌ͦ̈́ͣ͐̆̒̑̾ͣ̎̊̉̀̀̚͝҉͖̗̮̱̰͍̬͈̞͉̲͈̥̰̯̙͙E͓͖̫͈͙̠̟̯̝̪̮̟̹̱̝͎̓ͭ̇͛̊̊̓̔͂̂̇ͯ́͟͜͞S̨͙̪͓͙̲̩̒ͣ̑̉̅͝

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Them are chaos lemons right there

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meowdy.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sure, Jesus just gave up his weekend. It's not like he was tortured before and killed in one of the most cruel ways. He didn't sin 1/2

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For 32 years. Just being holy, unable to slap kitty's and get drunk every weekend. But sure, just gave up his weekend for your sins

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Source for #24

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Porn, you're welcome

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Ayeee

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Look up Nioly on the hub. Only video in profile. 01:36:52

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ayano nana. XVSR-060 on phub

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Its near end of vid

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#25 Well yeah, but it was a holiday weekend, so that counts for something.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Meowdy!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#38 Does anyone really use Chrome? I heard that it’s a resource hog. True?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I do and it is but I am too lazy to switch to Firefox

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ve not heard anything bad about FF. Maybe worth a try.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The only thing about ff is sometimes when using google images, using the arrow keys to scroll through images it will lock up.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You need to click the image again to use arrow keys again.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meowdy

7 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 1

Meowdy

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Meowdy

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Meowdy

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Meowdy

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Meowdy

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#47 does anyone know what happened 10sec later?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That Pikachu is male...

7 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 4

Which makes it that much better XD

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

... you say it's okay if it were a female?

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Precisely

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How did I not realize that before?

7 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Pikachu that have a heart shape on the end of their tail are female. Pikachu w/o that are male. That's a thing you know now, if you didn't

7 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Even with that, it's still not really known.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hate that one about the crab. They do that when highly stressed & suffering e.g. they eat their own eggs if desiccating or being attacked.

7 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

Yeah, anyone who thinks that something being cooked alive is funny has serious issues.

7 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 4

They used to boil people as an execution method. It was probably pretty funny.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It was probably abgood crime detterent too

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pretemd that B isnt there

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The meme right after the eye lick was perfect placement

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Meowdy

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

genius

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

But does that mean it's over after one week since a straight guy gets voted out?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

No, the game manager would just say that he is not straight. And then they would both watch the others.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the first one always irks me because showing off competence and wealth s definitely one way men flirt...

7 years ago | Likes 152 Dislikes 7

Look, lets be honest: A girl is gonna want an adequately sized dick for sex. If sex is the only goal of both parties, then its valid info.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Unrelated but does anyone know where i can make my txts satanic like the lemon tumblr post

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

If men flirted like ducks https://youtu.be/Lt4IlxFVT-g

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Diamond shiny rock, usually preceded by other gifts and dinners and followed by building/ buying a home.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Seriously, the first three panels are animals displaying skills or presenting art or gifts to win a mate. That is exactly what we do.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean giving rocks is a thing for sure.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Birds chirping is literally them saying let me smash

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Be a good provider, bring a thoughtful gift, be talented musically or athletically. These all sound like great ways to get laid.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

yeah, and one of the worst possible ways to chose a mate. there's a reason many CEOs are psychopaths. maximizing profit often means making..

7 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 8

choose* i cant type

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

morally wrong choices. like cutting spending on emplpyee healthcare or creating policies which increase turnover but increase profit.

7 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 6

Idk, if my husband starting hopping around like a bird doing a mating dance, I’d let him smash. Because that shit is humorous.

7 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 2

I'm guessing he's saying that the first one pretty much /is/ how guys flirt sometimes.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

thats what im saying tho...

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Especially if he did one of these numbers v

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I showed this post to my husband. He’s going to do the dance for me once the child goes to bed.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love how she’s like “excuse m- Could I jus- i need to get- dammit”

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure there are also animal equivalents to "I showed you my dick pls respond"

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Yeah, like killing other males and then just straight-up taking the sex from the female.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

but the animal kindom is amazing and beautiful and humans are uniquely aweful and evil obv

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Literally birds chirping

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

♫ I showed you my dick plz respond ♫

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Idk if I was a girl and someone built me a house, performed a dance for me and bought me a bunch of shit I'd say he's deserved a chance.

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

Whoa whoa whoa, not all of them, just one or the other. The house or a dance or some rocks, take your pic.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Nah, it's like with Harry Potter.. He thought he would stay dead, so it counts?

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

No, he knew he'd resurrect. But he suffered dying

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And Hell. Considering time isnt supposed to exist in hell, it would be pretty crappy

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's the one. My bad..

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Exactly, when He said that he could bring down a temple and rebuild it in 3 days, He meant Himself, not a literal temple.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, I'm dumb then. It's been a while since Sunday school..

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#40 That's not how incognito mode works. Basically all it does is not saving history and cookies on your device.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Finally someone said it. Thank you and good day

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's crazy how people even think this. The text that appears every time you open an incognito window explicitly states this.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This comment brought to you by NordVPN!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or someone who understands facts.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Its a losing battle. this comments context will be lost in time. what we need is imgrecognition+hashing+meme wiki to create a perminant

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

index where we can comment on what is going on in the base version of the meme, such that fake videos dont have to be pointed out every time

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

until then fake+funny>useful truth (hydrus network does this locally, maybe that could be made into a website).

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

imgur would exist the exact same way, just autogenerate a link back to the base meme with information

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dr Arcula.

7 years ago | Likes 305 Dislikes 2

Help! I've been tunred into a parrot!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those bucket list items are a whirlwind of commitment! "Fill a Mayo container with pudding" vs "Go to medical school and change my name"

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Coach Feratu

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you. I thought I was the only one who was confused by it.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Should have been Dr Acula

7 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 4

Merci Docteur Obvious

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That would infringe on JD’s screenplay though

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

My friend was in a band called Dr.Acula in HS. Long Island NY 2006 or something. Oooooh Gawd I'm getting old =/

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Scott B Akula.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh, boy! This is such an underrated comment.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dr. Simon Acula

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Dr. S.Acula.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sacula.. lol? I want to suck your balls

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wondered how far down in the comments I'd fine this, not disappointed.

7 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fine was only $10 I paid it online

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0