Spoon rest? Ball rest? You decide!

Jul 21, 2016 1:54 AM

A rest...

So my mom bought this "spoon rest" at Homegoods...

Butt, a Lass. I always upvote a lass.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

it can be whatever you need it to be.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

so how do i fuck this thing?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Don't rest your balls on there while the ovens on or you'll cook your boys.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Put it on her head and scream "You're under a rest!"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It's a dinner plate for when I come to dine with your mom

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Why not both?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bite my shiny metal ass! -this thing, probably

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Put that in the fridge and it would feel so good on a hot day.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Idk. Put your balls in it and see if it's comfy. If not, it's for spoons.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1