Jul 21, 2016 1:54 AM
JackHammahTattoos
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So my mom bought this "spoon rest" at Homegoods...
Saveaseahorserideasailor
Butt, a Lass. I always upvote a lass.
TreeSlippity
it can be whatever you need it to be.
Danknightyoudeserve
so how do i fuck this thing?
DictatorofPussy
Don't rest your balls on there while the ovens on or you'll cook your boys.
SirMethodic
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/11/14/1415934055498_Image_galleryImage_nypost_cover_kk_02_jpg.JPG
PsychoticSmirk
Put it on her head and scream "You're under a rest!"
Krimper
It's a dinner plate for when I come to dine with your mom
Cellbeep76
Why not both?
ThatNativeGuy
Bite my shiny metal ass! -this thing, probably
ShospleColupis
Put that in the fridge and it would feel so good on a hot day.
YesYesAndYES
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
fromdusttolava
Idk. Put your balls in it and see if it's comfy. If not, it's for spoons.
Saveaseahorserideasailor
Butt, a Lass. I always upvote a lass.
TreeSlippity
it can be whatever you need it to be.
Danknightyoudeserve
so how do i fuck this thing?
DictatorofPussy
Don't rest your balls on there while the ovens on or you'll cook your boys.
SirMethodic
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/11/14/1415934055498_Image_galleryImage_nypost_cover_kk_02_jpg.JPG
PsychoticSmirk
Put it on her head and scream "You're under a rest!"
Krimper
It's a dinner plate for when I come to dine with your mom
Cellbeep76
Why not both?
ThatNativeGuy
Bite my shiny metal ass! -this thing, probably
ShospleColupis
Put that in the fridge and it would feel so good on a hot day.
YesYesAndYES
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
fromdusttolava
Idk. Put your balls in it and see if it's comfy. If not, it's for spoons.