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Feb 24, 2016 10:26 PM
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LapisScarab
I mean that first one would piss me off. Don't abuse my sympathy for that kind of situation, you cock.
PoseidonsSister
"ur mine" always gets me. Dad is so worried he doesn't even grammar.
fatbottomgirlsmaketheworldgoround
#16 epic steak and papa burrito at del taco... fucking amazing at 3 am after a long night
Felman
What's the point of highlighting? It makes no sense just reading that. Are we so dumb we need to be told "Here's the joke. Laugh"?
Mavgurian
Advertisement. Impatiant folks will read, think why that is funny, read the rest. Probably.
fuckpintrest
more text from dog
jaykoboy
Burrito with french fries? Called a California Burrito. Just as heart disease inducing as it sounds.
jharleyq
Burrito with French fries? Must be at school in San Diego.
bentwrenches
SDSU, USD, UCSD, PALOMAR, MESA...
Doodlepops
I can't wrap my mind around a 7am college class? Where does this hell happen??
Nondino
Did no one else do that experiment in middle school that was about how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
al0tmoore
#21 is kind of sad if you actually think about it.
justanotheruserwithtoomuchtodo
The leapord one is really creeping me out!
carolinaguuurl
Its arm...
justanotheruserwithtoomuchtodo
Yes! It's so human like in stance.
SleepyLady
Mooooooooooooo
SheKnowsItsaMultipass
Past Tents......haHah hahAh ahaaa...
MOTHERFUCKINGFLYINGSPAGHETTIMONSTER
@DoIHearAnAmen
trujello2013
Annndd I've seen all these too. I have no life! Something may be wrong with me....
squintish
Are those fried slugs in the 2nd to last one?
fxtran
Am I the only one turned on by the cheetah-antelope steamy tree sex??
MayTheTriforceBeWithU
The allergy kid should have tried a Snickers instead. Reese's are good but compared to Snickers they are complete udder garbage.
NickTheFarstrider
Bitch get your blasphemous mouth the hell out a my Reeses church
mijiza
I would go to that church every Sunday. Shit, I'd go every day!
bustrpoindextr
Uh, you can fuck right off with that noise mate.
BunniesMummy
You probably mean utter. Unless you believe the come from the milk making organ of a cow?
MayTheTriforceBeWithU
I meant what I said. But both works I guess.
nameless013
Parts of it for sure :)
threepete
Scoop Lion
BageO
It costs students $0 a month to go to Hogwarts, Hogwarts is free
JarlUlfricStormcloak
Pretty sure there's tuition. In the first book Harry tells Hagrid he can't afford it and that even Hagrid tells him he has money.
BageO
He couldn't afford the supplies for school not the schooling itself
NotTheManhattenProject
In the flashbacks to Riddle's childhood Dumbledore says they have funds for cases when students can't afford it.
doverhavens
All the info is here: http://time.com/3963231/j-k-rowling-hogwarts-harry-potter/
BageO
https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/622118373061709824?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
JimmySmits
Like she would know.
iamnotaveryclevergirl
i, too, found these to be comical
justactlikewedontknoweachother
that Hilary one made me lawl
spiderqueendemon
#22 is, I think, why my college boyfriend taught me how to work on cars and engines. It worked out quite well for us both.
hetnkik
#16 Yeah, it's called a California Burrito. What's the big deal?
nottheguyyouwerethinkingitwas
Chili-cheese fries burrito. Boom
bentwrenches
Ikr? Though to someone from not Cali it may seem odd.
Mavgurian
Vegan Burrito? Or are the fries substituting the vegetables?
hetnkik
It's not vegan. Carne asada + french fries = California burrito. Cheese, sour cream, guacamole, salsa, etc. are all optional.
Mavgurian
Now I want to try make burritos on sunday ... :p
brightredlipstick
For the kid with the peanut allergy... That was stupid because now you know what you're missing out on.
wormfood
I watched a guy do this once... I don't think they really get to taste it. The reaction is so fast it burns.
WhatsAHoya
Counterpoint: He got to experience the joy of eating the best candy known to man. "It's better to have loved and lost" and all that nonsense
SinisterPurpose
Plus, he can get more epipens.
Mavgurian
Just wanted to quote Cpt. Picard/Shakespeare myself. +1
ABillionDucks
Really? People tell me the opposite when it comes to sex. It's harder to go through dry spells afterward than before...ward.
WhatsAHoya
But that makes you appreciate the experience all the more. Sure you miss it, but I'm not sure many would say "eh I'd rather go without sex"
Lugh314159
deckogecko
My instant reaction was "College life... No pans... I get it.". But that's just me.
Somethingrelatedtomyname
I thought it was to do with raw chicken being cooked straight on the job. No frying pan just straight on there
AceCat
Commenting so I too may find out what is going on
mrtrentoncomedy
https://twitter.com/michaeljhudson/status/480914591786868736
BunRun
Looks like someone is frying used condoms.
Justineer
Wait until you see Howtobasic.
denacecanem
I've seen it with the caption, something like, "Benihana up in this bitch!"
iregisteredspecificallyforthis
I tried to make homemade hibachi
Heftydog
I have one of those stoves, I've always wanted to try it.
mrtrentoncomedy
I saw that shit on twitter a year ago. No you didn't.
ThatOneGuyAtWorkWithACorgi
No u didnt that photos off 4chan
jakefromreddit
So is every download I have. Maybe he posted it on 4chan
Sundeiru
I mean, some poor soul tried to do homemade hibachi. It's still funny.
jakefromreddit
http://imgur.com/SHOgIwB
Juicytoast
This hedgehog has helped me more in the past 2 minutes that my entire family in the past 4 years.
jakefromreddit
Your username has done the same. I love me some oxymorons
Juicytoast
Oh, but its not an oxymoron ;)
purebalkanboy
It's February, men in the house miss grilling, girlfriend visiting parents, a friend brought some MJ for Playstation evening... I'm guessing
NastyWetSmear
Isn't it obvious? That person isn't cooking the chicken evenly on every side! Look, there's no seasoning either. It's just plain comical!
dt731
Just wait til he tries to deglaze that in a few minutes. Boy will he be embarassed when the wine spills on the floor!
wtfamIdoinghere000
Epipen kid just wanted to avoid taking a test in class.
Marciluphigus
I once blew a clown...That's it, I just wanted to brag/share.
KimberlyLapp
Me too!
peashootsandbeans
More of a share than a brag, I think.
NotAnotherCrustyCatAnus
My dad is a clown...
Relsus
Oh yeah, I blew Bubbles as a kid.
Mavgurian
"Call me Bubbles, dahling, everybody does!" - possibly a NSFW http://littlebritain.wikia.com/wiki/Bubbles_DeVere
AngryYHVH
I like frozen custard.
BigTamY
Did it taste funny?
Marciluphigus
No, she was very sweet indeed.
KawaiiPotatoGirl
Go on..
Pyschonoob
She?
JanitorsApprentice
Like a He but a She
Pyschonoob
how do you blow a chick?
justanotherdoug
Hogwarts is in Europe, so it would probably be tuition free.
Mavgurian
Europe is not one country, sadly/luckily.
justanotherdoug
I know, but the chance of it being free in Europe is about 1000000% more likely than in the USA
Mavgurian
There are no 10,000 countries either. *g* I know what you mean though.