When you meet a Pokemon Master on Tinder

Oct 1, 2017 11:14 AM

mmusashi

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A fair few Pokemon puns later and we ended up meeting for a coffee. We have been together for over a year now! Told her that you guys might appreciate the puns.

Edit: Wow, thanks everyone! I'm sure she will love to see this! Unsure why the blue messages are a different resolution sorry. Saved these screenshots down from our Facebook chat so that might have potatoed them up.

Great cringe comp

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

First couple were cute now but after a point just... stop

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Jesus Christ, the cringe. . .

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

Most were cringy in a cute way. Kakuna Ratata fucking killed me though

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

So the resolution of all the blue messages is shit compared to the gray? Faaaaaake.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"How fucking long is this damn post" - My exact thoughts.

9 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

I can't be the only one that wanted to use Self Destruct after the first page

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

Yeah, many of those puns were a bit farfetch'd.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

hes a poser he misspelled onix!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Most pokemon names are already puns.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

So many spelling errors in these names. I'm appalled

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Cringeworthy.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do you know Explosion, because you make me want to kill myself.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is cringey

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 10

who cares? they're clearly enjoying themselves, then and now.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

Is it just me or is this OP having a conversation with himself?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn. Now thats a perfect match. You two nerds are made for each other :)

9 years ago | Likes 147 Dislikes 7

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Cute, but am I the only one who thinks "Whirlwind" would have been more appropriate than "Gust" for "blowing away" someone.....

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

HM01=Cut, HM02=Fly, HM03=Surf, HM04=Strength, HM05=Flash, HM06=Whirlpool/Rock Smash/Dive, HM07=Waterfall/Dive, HM08=Dive/Rock Climb. Stupid

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

lack of consistency between generations.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How cringe can something be cancerous post +1

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1. That's adorable, and 2.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

that was awkward as fuck. jesus christ that was so cringey

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some violent googling ensued while messaging

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Don't you know all the HMs by heart?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh God these puns hurt

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This went from funny to cringy unexpectedly fast, and I'm a pokemon fan...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

What's... what's this from?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

After the first page I got tired of this. Cute but soooo long

9 years ago | Likes 528 Dislikes 8

Successful coupling is basically not getting tired of the stuff. Not that I know what I'm talking about.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

still expected "lemme smash"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yah, I wouldn't have made it past the first couple w/o cracking and asking for a "Peek-at-chu". But that's prolly why I'm single..

9 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Sexting is boring when you're not part of the conversation. Whatever this was is even more boring when there's no hope of sex at the end.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Talk about people who dont know what to do after the first move was made.... yeesh "I didnt think i would get this far!!!... just repeat!"

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just like my penis... not really.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

You know what they say, find a person that's your kind of crazy :)

9 years ago | Likes 1093 Dislikes 5

yah until they decide they don't want to be around you anymore for no specific reason

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Then kill them. Only one can survive

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Proof event the geekest of the geeks can have sex if they overcome they fear to meet new people.

9 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 2

a chat in tinder doesn't equate sex tho

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Did you read ? @op and mistery person have been together for 1 year. This usually equates sex.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

ah, not past the images. thanks for clarifying!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 1

"Your cra ma my cra" "zy tches zy"

9 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 0

Don't dead, open inside.

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

v

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

On Etsy I believe. My GF got them for us a while back.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 11

Says the dude wearing eyeliner.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I was picturing this gif about ten seconds into reading this

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

What's the sauce for this again?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Revenge of the nerds. Back when comedy lived of offending people, instead of fearing them. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088000/

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Revenge of the Nerds, I think.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

First date: v

9 years ago | Likes 332 Dislikes 9

They gon smush

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Getting dressed must have been fun

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

strangely, younger me thought that to be the way: join their respective penises together, to transfer the sperm...

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Docking.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have no clue what in tarnation I'm looking at.

9 years ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 1

Is this the sex everyone is talking about?

9 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 0

It's the love that dare not speak its name, because it's weird.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yes

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Now I really need to find me a sex dealer.

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Psst... I can get u two whole sex.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0