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ConvincingBullshit
The term 'toast' was originally a Pagan act where they toasted a sacrificial animal to celebrate a marital union and drank as it burned.
Sailorpete
Chop a tree down, then chop that same tree up.. For spite.
Zokathra
He made two toasts.
MikaRRR
This is funny. We want moar!
XmusJaxonFlaxonWaxonIV
JK crew always get an upvote
WakeUpNumber37
That title took me a second because I've always pronounced it ih-diom
DarthSeraphim
http://static.tvfanatic.com/images/videos/heart-of-archness-promo-part-ii_450x251.jpg
Cyclophile
Toasting with water? Lame.
turtle2g
muddafuck the coyotes that killed brown
Stimos
Hi dad
JRRWalken
And then I remembered I was in usersub
ActualCannibalShia
In the spirit of idioms he made toast or a piece of toast, not a toast.
Singularitycreated
Not enough JKfilms or anything JK for that matter on this site, here's my +1
Chadivich
Someone who knows how edit the setups and punchlines together please. I need them for reasons.
turing42
My Chinese wife just called me a cow pussy. It's apparently a good thing. Niubi
DigitalBang
OF all the Channels they run, I enjoy Bart and Geo vlogs the most. JKN second.
evolution4407
Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9DxGe94uoc
spicyroll
This post sucks.......Just Kidding!
MythicSilence
I see what you did there. Just letting you know...I see.
Tyrannotron
Oh Amelia, you're so wacky.
ozjuggler
Does this prove that "dad-joke" hate is just ageism and not because those jokes aren't funny?
NightFallX
Who sits a couch like that?
Beeoneack
Someone who's been there long enough.
StabbyMcMurder
Apparently Bart does.
Scubasteve813
Haha this is literally awesome.
LuciusTempest
"She is a party pooper, she poops at parties and peoples know, I poop at parties too but peoples don't know"
saltywalty
What a shitty toaster.
squigglerant
Calm down Amelia Bedelia
Urgalicity
Rule one in Engineering, this is who you're writing instructions for.
brassbass
anchored4life
I still remember Amelia Bedelia pruning the bushes by putting prunes on them and for the longest time I didn't know what was wrong with that
SuperiorPosterior
I still remember that amazing sketch she drew of the curtains.
Lepis
Ah Just Kidding Films, use to be good when they worked hard yo make creative stuff but now they're rich snobs who gave up on good content
modmtnphoto
how many socks did that guy lose?
Cynistera
All the socks.
EmotionalSupportPig
8… the usual amount of socks?
TotallyNotAMurderer
Yes
skumchiken
a little bit of a few many
DragonMuffins
atleast 7
SoupCanMan
Jokes like these make me miss Mel Brookes movies and Leslie Nielson. +1.
drickanderson
I work with a lot of ESLs, and these can cause a lot of confusion, which is sometimes funny, and other times horrifying.
ABlastFromYourPast
Hey, congrats on making top comment!
drickanderson
Lol, thanks. Looks like somebody has a hobby ;)
Gaarwaronja
Esports Leaguers?
ipresentlyhaveaboner
Probably English as a Second Language
Jupman
I taught my Japanese friend speak of the devil.
MostValuableDickbutt
Go on.....preferably with the horrifying
WackyPaki
Alright Sanjay, please put both of those pigeons down and get out of the bush. (Its ok ppl, I am a Pakistani and Sanjay is a friend)
DumpITtoKrumpit
User name checks out
MostValuableDickbutt
Go on.....preferably with the horrifying
nickelarse
"I once told a man to go screw himself! Can you even imagine?"
UncleAndross
As an EAL teacher, the best I've heard is "like a bull in Chinatown".
BobKane
EAL?
winston2
English as an Additional Language. Don't worry, the currently used acronym for that changes fairly often
8sid
I remember when I was new to the US it was ESOL. Same thing?
winston2
EAL is currently fashionable in the UK education system, couldn't tell you much about elsewhere, to be honest. Sorry.
moemiso
I was an ESL teacher in Korea. English as a Second Language. ESOL is another...Hadn't heard of EAL. Evolution of acronyms?
BobKane
I thought the A stood for Alternate. This is better.