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Sep 20, 2015 1:01 AM
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TimeFoDat
He's funny on his show, an utter idiot everywhere else, but funny on his show.
batterylowshutdown
I got a good hearty chuckle from this. Thanks, OP.
sofacoin
Girl in #2 is obviously a Magic player. But, c'mon, girl! You're forgetting Innistrad had them in blue, too!
AllTheCoolKidsPeeTheirPants
I love the show but it's annoying when the questions are set up for an oblivious dirty answer and he flips the fuck out when it's said.
lpooptoomuch
I like how in #7 his family is still clapping for the answer he gave.
darkmikasonfire
I loved how neither of the guys were willing to answer the darwf one that was fucking great.
YourMotherXX
You could just say "fucking amazing" and accept the x
darkmikasonfire
That would have been brilliant.
epsiloncrow
Except the Marine did say Bashful after a few seconds
WeAreStevo
Happy would be the safe bet. Grumpy would be more accurate
darkmikasonfire
That would have been the best one to answer, there's 7 dwarves. Everyone should know them all.
AFormalNerd
Doc. Cause she knows how to make your body do what she wants.
darkmikasonfire
I was thinking Doc too, but because of the dirty nurse outfit myself.
TorinMcQ
The two men that refuse to answer was the best. I actually laughed.
SupraJZA80
"Name weather that best describes your wife" "WET!!!" Why isn't that one on there.
Pesukone
Lost my shit at #10. Still looking for it.
TravNel
"A mustasch" ..... "Bitch I will slap you!"
MissSpelledTattoo
I moustache you a question...nvm!
CatsandDnD
#10 They weren't thinking "Happy"
Iamthedanis
Was watching it yesterday and the question was "what was the last thing you put your finger in?" Guy said "my wife."
SilverRazer
Dammit now all I can think about is how much I miss my wife. She's away on a trip. I want her to come back. :(
Dampyiel
I watched that.
communistjoe1
Trying to keep the show together for the 19th season. Just another one!
BenjimanStickyLiquid
"YOU CANT SAY THAT ON TELEVISION!" *Shows what they said on television*
zhukoz
So weird all the shit you can't say on American television lol
BenjimanStickyLiquid
The damn FCC.. What country are you in?
zhukoz
Australia mate. Pretty much anything goes here on free-to-air after 8:30pm or so (designated out of children's viewing, or something lol)
everfuckingusernameisalreadytaken
Your left hand is currently on your shlong
Clauddamage
the one about the dwarves is easy the answer is happy.
zhukoz
Not for some guys lol
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Clauddamage
fair some people might not take it the right way, still think its the best answer out of the possible options.
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Clauddamage
sleepy might be the next best though I suspect bashful might work better. 1/2
Clauddamage
here is the list http://movies.disney.com/snow-white-and-the-seven-dwarfs/characters p.s. happy is one.
Xaldyn
tajmahaly
Exactly what I was looking for. Thank you.
LiveTestDummy
My morning is complete because this is here, thank you.
kerms
I love how they finally owned up to it with this one
zfdk
m0olissa
Every time
ObiWanChernobyl
Yep, came here for this
TotallyOriginalName
There it is
othyn
https://youtu.be/UMWW92UhpZs?t=22s
KateUptonsNipples
Yeah that's why this show is utterly idiotic
UH60Mechanic
YAAAAS
feckr
Now all we need is the post about how Steve Harvey is actually a huge dickbag irl
EmuMoogle
Except it was posted 16 hours ago
kmr25
I think I like the show better with Steve Harvey
whovian1986
This will always be my favorite https://youtu.be/-kMBcBdjQl0
SugaBebbe
Cupine!
LordFufuBerry
the two guys shaking their heads xD
lovemesometoasts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vovJ-JsK9h4
Blanklabel
Solidarity.
MyDogIsSmarterThanYourHonorsStudent
See? Marines can be smart
mellowgypsy
Two very smart husbands
skeezycheeses
Happy. Happy, would've been a great response.
MoooCow
That would imply their wives are happy
kittypixplz
I'd be Sneezy. Allergies, man, damn allergies. After the benedryl, Sleepy. Husband: Grumpy. Should probably see Doc to get it checked out.
JPRiddles
Sleepy. It's so simple
memeseekoo
Bashful or Doc... I mean.. Doc would be fine right? Cause wives nurse everyone in the household? And/or are a doc?
SaintMaceToTheFace
Loved it. Nope....Nope....Nooooppppeeeeee
bleepbooper
Good survival instincts right there....
McTravDad
#8 is missing an important part: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQRMvg5TAl8
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
I can't stop watching the "seven dwarves" one where they just start shaking their heads.
imbuffyandyourehistory
Ha ha at least all the horn players get laid in New Orleans
asmallcat
Too bad Steve Harvey is a raging, misogynist douchebag who thinks anyone that isn't a christian is immoral and stupid.
GettingHighOnPotenuse
#10 is fucking hilarious, I love Steve Harvey's reactions but damnit those guys take the cake.
DidItForScience
A funny man, I wish he didn't have bigoted personal opinons. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=az0BJRQ1cqM
TvHens
Missed this one in usersub but I post this every time I see the guy on here.
Betyde
CryForScience
iamverystupid
Wow! I didn't know he was such an asshole!
diagnosedwithquarterlifecrisis
I didn't know he is such a cunt. I won't be able to watch his videos without thinking about his cuntiness.
TinaFeysLeftTitty
I mean that video hardly makes him out to be one... Just because people think differently doesn't make them a bigot.
DidItForScience
His thinking is what makes him a bigot. If he kept it to himself, we'd never know. Who is he to assert that atheist can't be good people?
skatemaster231
Hey just for the record I've known some atheists that can be complete assholes.
VegetaIsAPrisonBitch
You said if he kept it to himself you'd never know. He's on a talk show being asked his opinion about these subjects.
TinaFeysLeftTitty
Youre saying that your opinion is the only valid opinion, which makes you a bigot by your own logic.
DidItForScience
I didn't say that. I said I wish he didn't have that opinion. He's entitled to believe what he wants.
TinaFeysLeftTitty
haha he probably thinks the same thing about you and your opinions. just remember to stay open minded and we can all get along
PostHoc
Wow. Her husband nags? That's new. Priceless.
SSColonelHansLanda
Well, you can enjoy the funny things that he does and not give a shit about his religion
bittercold
there it is
BlackwholeSun
love the tuba players reaction
BayazTheBenevolent
"Man fuck that guy. He right tho."
DorthLous
His father didn't even win the button, Steve just wanted him to say it.
Banjostory
*band-mate
yawkyawkyawk
That's Tuba Gooding Jr. of the Roots!
sterlingkash
*sousaphone
rustybone92
Still a tuba... Source: Tuba Major
sterlingkash
Sorry about the groupies... ;)
Frostgreen
Saxamaphone
CrazyCarretta
The tonight show family fued was fantastic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRU9BT9M9Iw
fistswithyourtoes
Thanks for the sauce. That was excellent!
AegonnTargaryen
fucking hilarious, i loved it.
Alicenadaze
I almost peed myself.
LuciusTempest
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jonbristow
I hate his stupid face everytime. As if he is shocked. While those are perfectly normal answers. Biggot douche!
DPHENS
This is what led to #12:
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LeatherDaddyFishMan
Fun fact: Abe (that guy's name) means monkey in Danish
u2bist
Nipples ... the little-known 8th dwarf.