TheBloodyLady
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Just Imagine
Sep 25, 2019 1:35 PM
TheBloodyLady
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dudeabides82
Soloist
kamakaziK
What's that Greased Lightning lyric about making girls cream??
Mustholdhandlebars
I honestly thought this meant because, we get scared and pee a little
Voric13
NonToxicity
Or do this, thinking about what's being overcompensated for:
embyveddii
Ikr
wambu
SarcasticSpazz
Scientific fact: loud revving engines attract more males than females.
coffeeismyfriend
m1k3tv
Totally-secure-truck-owners made this up.
MerkNowitzki41
Or when ya girl see me blarin Linkin Park w/all my windows down blowing cumulonimbus clouds as I whiz by. Almost hydroplaned last time
AntonLiebscher
Imagine being a brain dead twat that has to rev an engine for attention.
t1mew4sted
Or when douche bags on motorcycles rev their bikes.
KZordTheBestZord
Look, you just never know. And although unlikely it's always a good idea, just in case!
LeSethX
I mean, I kept spare cloths just in case. It's not like it takes up a lot of space.
3Rsim
And make sure they speed away leaving them at the light as soon as they do it, that gets em real wet. Loud noises and abandonment.
Mccoshsm
wait....girls have to do that too? .........awkward
tanfin123fs9
Thank you for contributing to my internet.
Logoth
What I imagine is a day where you don't repost something, @OP.
kristorial
Oooooooooooo
girouxsniper
snap
JKGoose
As a dude, I have an extra pair of underwear in my car, but for different reasons.
jhawker27
Oh god, I just had the best idea. Actually keep a pair of sexy underwear in your car in case that happens, but also keep something awful 1/2
jhawker27
2/? Like a stink bomb or one of those exploding ink cartridges that banks have for robberies. Show off the underwear and motion for
jhawker27
3/3 Douchebag McTinyDick to roll down his window, then toss in the prank item and peel out. #feminism #eatwhatyouwant
QuicheAdvisor9
Aahhhhh! The smell of sarcasm!
jerner15
https://i.imgur.com/8gkvvMe
KillerTofu615
Needs audio
AllCanadianRejects
Toomanytimes
This is when you clap at the revver with a big cheesey smile like you're excited. You can also top it out with a thumbs up.
haveyouheardabouttheseinternetmemes
Anytime someone does that I just yell out "SOMEONE HAS A TINY DICK!!!"
flowofcharacter
Found 6 tiny dicks
EndlessArmageddon
Tell me, Logan, do you imagine being a girl often?
subgree
More like needing an extra pair cuz I had a kid and the engine reving startled me enough to pee myself a little....
Fartsparkler
SacrificialClam
Does this also explain why there is random panties in my boyfriends car that dont belong to me?
RawDogginChixSince2000Six
Guy code.. yeah, girls randomly threw them in there, I saw it
ltjektanoporkins
PickleRiiiiiiiiiiiiick
Moister than an oyster.
HereDueToYourOnePeskyDownVote
Wetter than an otters pocket
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
Nah, the extra underwear is for when she pees herself laughing at his tiny, fragile... ego.
Dshionx
Cattbutt
Funny as fuck!! I'm so going to have to remember that one..!! +1
eehj
Please delete this phrase from the internet and my memory forever
GetInLosersWereGonnaDoScience
TheScutFarkus
Heheheh... There it is.
SchmidtOnYoLip
Wetter than Neptune’s sweater.
GdebMueller
Damper like a Tramp..er.
NotAnIroningBoard
Clunge like a seasponge
AndImRonBurgundy
Yahellno
I like that one+1
ChickenNutguts
I like you
YoungJables
Are you a bot?
TheBloodyLady
Nope.
sillymapper
MightyZephyr
That's what a bot would say
TheLollieTrain
That's exactly what a bot would say...
LeSethX
I thought a bot would say "beep"
creeperbutmightcomment
Fogging thongs since 81
TehButternaut
Thats the other side...
RockofGibraltar
Do your thongs not cover your front?
TehButternaut
No. I have a weiner. But my point was that the other side waa more capable of making actual fog.
miyukgookforpregos
A men's thong would cover that weiner right up
TehButternaut
Well.... cards on the table. Never worn a mans thong. Worn my s/o's (a woman) thong. It does not.