this1person
156906
2807
116
May 7, 2017 12:36 PM
this1person
156906
2807
116
tentaclefriendly
After that, you yawn in a stiff breeze and you Whistle.
Entourage
When my coworkers finally found out what I was uncontrollably laughing about it was too late to hide my shame.
ogeasd
gondorcallsforaid.rar lmao
LogicJab
Bitch I'm getting a tattoo I can't be laughing this hard
IframedRogerRabbit
Can you just continue to write. Movies, books, plays, your choice. Keep at it. Still laughing.
Nuttburger
You think that's bad, I started eating a lot of fiber and haven't shit in 10 days. Laxatives don't even work
corgiman
LeeezyBreezy
Blacking out
supernovagaming
literally every part of my respiratory system is in pain because i haven't been able to breathe for like 5 minutes help.
titanc13
"Completely clean" gets me every fucking time
IamJustinSane
I lost it and started laughing at, "shivering and crying".
fairlyinappropriateresponse
in bed trying not to wake SO, had to leave the post and come back.
DaviiJones
Only fiber + lots of water have the "desired" effect. Fiber only will clog your ass or do worse
thebrainherder
ChesterfieldMcMillanandWife
Just fyi other ppl...there is also fiber in vegetables. Head of lettuce, 2 or 3 tomatoes, parsley, cucumber, green onions. Fiber bars pfft
NoYouNeedYOURStomachPumped
As a drug pro I would recommend walking and increased water with your fiber. Eating ultraprocessed sugar bran wedges alone won't work.
ohmoira
I just read this out to my bf while he pooped
Slapthefatcat
You're a keeper. Be sure he appreciates what he's got.
TurtleTho
Reaction?
mentalcaries
SaintMaceToTheFace
I laughed so hard for a free text about poo. Glad I know my standard is so low +1
Uberdude100
This and the one about the guy who eats boxes of those bars and super farts like every other minute are the best.
blendleonardo
Please help find that other one. We need it.
carbonsage
I need some more fiber in my diet
88dahl
my guts are yelling in german
Bystandr
This was my fav
theangryjanitor
One of my favorite greentext now. I laughed so hard. Bless your ass and your words.
Paasimus
"fart shooting shitbullets" forever the best greentext. If a better one comes, my diaphragm may not survive it.
redjokerzero
I've seen it so many times, and it keeps getting funnier every time
TheFirstCurse
"My guts are yelling in German!"
theangryjanitor
I eat like a dumpster is some fine fucking literature .
Delightfoot
This is my first time reading it and I'm also taking a shit, I laughed so hard my girlfriend asked me what's wrong lmao "the rock" hahaha
fsana142718
Bvxryilbxdionvfhilvy
shiyal
The 5th result on YouTube for "horn of Gondor" is pure gold after reading this. https://youtu.be/hbfnNy9dm2k
highfidelityfood
Smohly
Bunnyapocalips
Oh my fucking god.
spluit
I'm dying
Slapthefatcat
I should have expected that, but I did not.
shiyal
I was pulling up a video to explain to someone what the horn of gondor sounds like. I did the 0:06 first and then saw on that was 0:19.
Fabryz
I lost it on "last trumpet"
jahkobi
Eat veggies and fruit. Not some weird bars.
erratica
Definitely. Fruit and veg has water in it, which is necessary for proper shittingness.
icantbelievemynamewastaken
Right? Like, pick up a fucking apple, people.
jahkobi
Drink more water.
erratica
Yep.
NotSoSmartAlek
Add some saturated fats.
trubblebot
After being constipated for 5 days and trying every OTC solution I could find, chugging a ton of water got everything moving in no time.
MaterialisticWorm
I'm a modest Christian girl who hates bathroom humor... and I laugh at this every. Single. Time.
ThatGuyWhoJustCommentsAndGetsPointsFromIt
Hey girl, how you doin'? ;)
KekmateMeinFreund
dearnuts
As soon as I saw he bought fiber bars
lizpterodactyl
Is he a he tho?
HAupvote
I've always wanted to do this
SSlack
Are those Spy-kids 3-D edition 3d glasses?
TheBlueFantastic
I used to snack on high fiber oatmeal. It hit me during a school party. The pain. Oh god the pain!
bovanshi
Got to mix it with sugar free gummy bears
51CorgisInABar
No thanks, I don't want to die
zombiesummon
Slow down, satan
subdriven
You are a monster! I love it
nanosama
Whats a fiber bar and what does it do?
invalidnameisinvalid
It does this.
Sigberd
You would know if you would read the post.
Mechlai
I'm still confused. Is it the bars themselves? Is it that he had too much fiber at once? Is it that his body isn't used to the sudden change
ThorinMapleshield
Yes
NotSoAngryGuy
I once bought a fibre supplement that you mix with water. Said use two teaspoons. I was like: "I'm a man, I'll use two tablespoons". 1/2
NotSoAngryGuy
I actually thought I was dying that night. I threw up so severely I couldn't talk for nearly 24 hours.