Your honor, I must break treat in half because my puppers will eat her treat whole with even tasting it it one swift fulp. I break it in half to prolong the delicious experience and I always end up giving her more than actually just one anyways.
My dog is greedy as hell in her old age we break them into like 1/8ths at this point she could literally finish eating a treat and demand a treat she just stands by her cookie jar and rooo Roos and it’s adorable and she’s probably near the end of her time so we don’t try to correct the behaviour lol
walutschi
My clients are all good girls and boys, your honor.
WeDidntBurnHim
I see your paw law and raise you BIRD LAW!!
SomeDetroitGuy
It's that lawyer dog that the cops and US courts say doesn't count as a lawyer when you say "I want a lawyer, dawg."
annoyedOnion
And he'll do it pro(bone)o
STONES1975
thanks, this made my day.
jimfalconer611
They have another class action suit going for dogs whose owners pretend to throw the ball but don’t actually throw it.
3PiecesOfBread
RedWingedBlackbirds
Wubbalubbadubdubb101
Your honor, I must break treat in half because my puppers will eat her treat whole with even tasting it it one swift fulp. I break it in half to prolong the delicious experience and I always end up giving her more than actually just one anyways.
ImSynnical
My dog is greedy as hell in her old age we break them into like 1/8ths at this point she could literally finish eating a treat and demand a treat she just stands by her cookie jar and rooo Roos and it’s adorable and she’s probably near the end of her time so we don’t try to correct the behaviour lol
therandombagofmeat
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PostMoThoin
Borkers of the world unite
Turboslacker
Times are tough, I'm breaking them into thirds
bl0ke
MODS?!?
IHaveAGuyForEverything
Turboslacker
IUpvoteFuturama
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PineappleLoopsBroether
How about break it in half and do a hug at the end, and then do a quick foot race to the fence?