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"I've never used a cellphone or computer." Part of the Humans Of New York series by Brandon Stanton [960x640]
"I've never used a cellphone or computer."
"What's the meanest thing anyone's ever said to you?"
"Die of AIDS, you cocksucker."
"Before it was all about us. Now it's all about him."
There was a drunk man on the train that everyone was trying to ignore. She saw that he was holding an inhaler, and offered him her seat.
"Every country is good for different reasons. They are like different fruits. But Egypt is my favorite. Egypt is like a mango."
"I worked hard, I was honest, I provided for my family, and I took care of my parents."
I sat by that stroller and called out her name for three minutes: "Julia, Julia, Juuulllliiiiiiaa." But she wouldn't emerge. Finally this happened.
"You get one picture, then I'm going about my business."
"Do you remember the hardest you've ever laughed?"
"Yes, but it's stupid and simple."
"What was it?"
"My sisters and I were dancing around the living room in our socks, and I tried to do a kick, but ended up throwing my legs out from under me and landing on my butt."
One of them pointed at a passing rollerblader and said:
"Why don't you photograph him instead?"
Another one answered for me:
"Because he's not a Hasid with a chihuahua."
"What's the most scared you've ever been?"
"When I got ejected out of a car at 80 mph."
"Yikes. Where'd you land?"
"I landed in a tree. My friend landed on the pavement. He's the one you need to photograph."
"My town in Colombia is very beautiful. I don't travel because I want to leave my home. I travel because I need to know why I'm staying."
"If you could give one piece of advice to a large group of people, what would it be?"
"Disperse. If you're in a group, you're a target."
I photographed the little guy on the left because he was carrying a violin. During the post photo interview, his little brother kept chiming in with his own answers. It was clear that he wanted to be part of the process. After a few questions, the older one called to his brother: "Come be in my picture, Riley."
"One of my plays is getting produced!"
"What's it about?"
"So there's this guy, and he really loves this one girl-- she's the girl of his dreams. But she's going off to college. So he applies to every nearby college, just so he can be close to her. But the only college that accepts him is a clown college. But here's the thing-- he's terrified of clowns."
ownedbybelladog
credit to the original photographer: http://www.humansofnewyork.com/
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
These are fantastic, OP. Reminds me how much I love humans as individuals.
OrionRed
That girl with the red highlights...wow is she pretty!
wolfshades
This is the Facebook page for Brandon Stanton's Humans of New York page. https://www.facebook.com/humansofnewyork (Some amazing stories)
GalacticPussy
As a New Yorker, you nailed it. Thanks, OP. <3
astrid28
please stand 'behind' the yellow line.
aveykin
that picture makes me feel super uncomfortable...
MarkWhoGivesaFukFrom93Tv
Nice to see Fergie is staying busy in slide 2
fartharder
He's no Jedi.
phlat6
+1 for dancing in your socks with your sister. Even though I'm an only child.
thanksforcaring
In the circle jew picture, I'm pretty sure the dude in the back is John Krasinski
CatherineZetaScarn
I don't know, are you blind?
adorablyawkward
I think everyone should take a moment to appreciate the guys socks.
CranberryHorse
I love how casually you say, "circle jew"
cantbeatthetaste
"circled you"
Mygirlfriends80085
i hope i'm not the only one who first read that as "circle jerk" ... i am ashamed
YesThisIsDogfort
Guy in picture 1 looks to have a digital watch
mercedescyb
The guy with the play is cute(:
Yumbledore
he should get off the yellow...
mercedescyb
Lol
SirKazington
Looks kinda like Pewdiepie. :P
mercedescyb
Omg ! I LOVE Pewdiepie:D
becausefuckhungoverfuckit
disperse.
MufasaWasAnInsideJob
As a photographer in Salt Lake City, I'm sure there are others with stories to tell. I'll get started here. Let's get every state covered.
lebronkeykong
disperse! he's right, we're sitting ducks
sophia8654
HONY is doing an AMA on reddit right now! Go check it out!
AzaellexTytalus
THis is the most charming thing I've seen in ages. Good work, OP. Or good find. Either way, I like it.
DukePaulAtreides
This is really fascinating...at the same time, I can't stop laughing at the "Jedi U.S. Mail" box in the 7th picture.
ash291
Good guy big brother
jayfeather314
2nd to last: Why wasn't my brother like that?
anotherrelevantusername
I want to see the play with the clown college! It should be filmed so we could see it in the cinemas all over the world.
peregrineza
Because we need more of the "afraid of clowns" thing. That's not tired and played out at all.
CrowdedElevatorsSmellDifferentToMidgets
Except for the clown part, yes.
MikeRat
Can imgur help this man realize his dream?
themeaningoflifeischeese
i know him, his name is corey. his plays are cray! we went to high school together.
helagos
Irony: The guy who writes a play about a clown college wears what could pass for clown shoes.
Batmannequin
Not even joking - I would watch the shit out of that.
rationalasshole
I would watch the fuck out of that play
Sylvestersubaru
I just wanna kiss him.
DMGuy
Seriously, as a theatre person I fucking love that premise.
NotReallyJustKiddingIfOffendingAndNotACompliment
Starring: Nicolas Cage .......... The Clown.
Abso
Too scary.
livebackwards
Starring Nicolas Cage as... Everyone. Yes, he does full costume changes in between lines of dialogue. Play is 78 hours long.
MissKateMonster
I want to be IN the play.
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
Hello Kate monster!
ruinah
You're already in a play, though...
KerafyrmslashesYOUfor2438pointsofdamage
IUNDERSTOODTHATREFERENCE.AVI
Kynolin
Yeah, can we get some info on the play?
whatthehellisausername
https://www.facebook.com/JacobMonroeHatesClowns
Bigdaddyclean
It exists!
AWildImgination
How on earth did you find it?
ohgoddamnitcharlie
This is the Internet. Nothing is safe from Anon.
whatthehellisausername
^ Basically
AwkwardBiologyIsPORNNOISES
It's a good reminder that everyday strangers are actually people, not scenery.
hardesttacoshell
Well put
WillDownvoteForDrinks
All scenery in the great play called 'My Life'. Just as I am in theirs.
Kaislikethewind
I read scenery as scary, and I was like uhhh, strangers are totally scary.
AwkwardBiologyIsPORNNOISES
HA. I wouldn't completely disagree with you. Living in Louisiana, I've seen some things.
ContainsNerdity
"sonder"!
SweetAdultJesus
Yay sonder!
spacemountain
That's beautiful.
bertdorf4
The last guy looks way too much like Pewdiepie.
GodlessGoddess
EXACTLY what I was thinknig.
blackletum
Glad I wasn't the only one to think that lol
Professionalwizard
"I don't travel because I want to leave my home. I travel because I need to know why I'm staying." as someone who's spent the 1/1
fraxinusoleaceae
Don't think I'm any 'wiser'; I just straight up didn't know where I was from til I left. (1)
fraxinusoleaceae
I wasn't really Southern 'til I moved north; truly didn't know I was american, in any real way, til I lived in London. (2)
fraxinusoleaceae
And who the hell knows what secret the next one'll let me in on. Should be interesting, haha. (3)
ImaWarthog
You don't know what's the Western world before you go somewhere else?
Slappadabassman
I'm not sure you know how to fraction...
iSoulend
I was trying to figure what is the "1/1" you could spend >o>
Professionalwizard
better part of the last 4 years abroad, this resonated with me big time. Now, I'm so glad to be home, I'm so much wiser. 2/2
ImaWarthog
Same for me. Except I'm not home yet. OMG the feels...
biodelic
Exactly. I didn't know what I had until I left.
DomonKasshu
The least you could do is post the website you're getting all this from http://www.humansofnewyork.com/
mayodash
Thank you. Thank you so much for the link.. I just spent an hour on it.. now I'm going to be late for uni :\
nacreouscloud
Im sorry ! I linked to his facebook in part one, I'll do so for every other part from now on.
stillcleaning
It is super SUPER awesome! Thank you so much for sharing it with those of us that hadn't seen it. SO HAPPY!
wakeonuptimshel
And everyone should check out the pictures he took in Iran! Really interesting stories as well.
knowmsayin
Thank you for pointing that out. Very eye opening. We are lied to so much. I'm sick of the propaganda...
Nithogger
Or you could just google Humans of New York :)
DomonKasshu
Well, by that logic, no one ever has to put the source for anything, right?
Nithogger
I reckon not, but I think that its more of a courtesy to add the source.
TheJessica
I'm glad you did. I want to explore these photos on my own. Plus credit is always the best thing.
thatef
There is a penis on the mailbox.... was this supposed to happen?
BillNyeTheNaziSpy
I was wondering why no one else had mentioned it....
Pleasedontreadmyusername
I'm right there with you guys lol
pixhaley
I wondered how long we were going to pretend like there wasn't a penis on the mailbox.
thatef
Yeah, I felt the same way. I have to read each and every little post just to make sure.
Thor561
Lol'ed at the last one. Legit. That would actually make a decent rom-com.
lori1119
The mailbox has Nunu Jedi spray painted on it. My cousins and I called my grandmother Nunu. I didn't know she was a Jedi.
SirDrPoopfaceEsquire
That's what my girlfriend in college called her vagina. It was awkward when I realized that was also the name of the Teletubbies' vacuum.
kcloud
The violinist and his brother gave me hope for this world.
1999eclipse
me too. that one was definitely my favorite. He's a good big brother.
Wonderdog
You get one upvote, then I'm going about my business.
thatoneguyfrommn
Nailed it!
BecomeAnAstronaut
I gave you the 2000th upvote. Where is my prize?
Wonderdog
Thanks kindly :) This comment somehow almost doubled my Reputation.
chemistrydoc
You get one reply...then Imgur is going to go about their business.
ghostofryuchan
(he got more than one)
HowUnfortunate
Esparc
That gif is perfect.
KerafyrmslashesYOUfor2438pointsofdamage
I really, really like this idea, and want to see more of it! One of the worst things about the internet is it reduces people to groups and
KerafyrmslashesYOUfor2438pointsofdamage
clichés, neglecting the reality of how cool and weird and funny people are. Fuck I miss literature classes for the first time!