Humans of New York part 3

May 20, 2013 7:33 PM

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"I've never used a cellphone or computer." Part of the Humans Of New York series by Brandon Stanton [960x640]

"I've never used a cellphone or computer."

"What's the meanest thing anyone's ever said to you?"

"Die of AIDS, you cocksucker."

"Before it was all about us. Now it's all about him."

There was a drunk man on the train that everyone was trying to ignore. She saw that he was holding an inhaler, and offered him her seat.

"Every country is good for different reasons. They are like different fruits. But Egypt is my favorite. Egypt is like a mango."

"I worked hard, I was honest, I provided for my family, and I took care of my parents."

I sat by that stroller and called out her name for three minutes: "Julia, Julia, Juuulllliiiiiiaa." But she wouldn't emerge. Finally this happened.

"You get one picture, then I'm going about my business."

"Do you remember the hardest you've ever laughed?"
"Yes, but it's stupid and simple."
"What was it?"
"My sisters and I were dancing around the living room in our socks, and I tried to do a kick, but ended up throwing my legs out from under me and landing on my butt."

One of them pointed at a passing rollerblader and said:
"Why don't you photograph him instead?"

Another one answered for me:
"Because he's not a Hasid with a chihuahua."

"What's the most scared you've ever been?"
"When I got ejected out of a car at 80 mph."
"Yikes. Where'd you land?"
"I landed in a tree. My friend landed on the pavement. He's the one you need to photograph."

"My town in Colombia is very beautiful. I don't travel because I want to leave my home. I travel because I need to know why I'm staying."

"If you could give one piece of advice to a large group of people, what would it be?"

"Disperse. If you're in a group, you're a target."

I photographed the little guy on the left because he was carrying a violin. During the post photo interview, his little brother kept chiming in with his own answers. It was clear that he wanted to be part of the process. After a few questions, the older one called to his brother: "Come be in my picture, Riley."

"One of my plays is getting produced!"

"What's it about?"

"So there's this guy, and he really loves this one girl-- she's the girl of his dreams. But she's going off to college. So he applies to every nearby college, just so he can be close to her. But the only college that accepts him is a clown college. But here's the thing-- he's terrified of clowns."

credit to the original photographer: http://www.humansofnewyork.com/

13 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

These are fantastic, OP. Reminds me how much I love humans as individuals.

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

That girl with the red highlights...wow is she pretty!

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is the Facebook page for Brandon Stanton's Humans of New York page. https://www.facebook.com/humansofnewyork (Some amazing stories)

13 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

As a New Yorker, you nailed it. Thanks, OP. <3

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

please stand 'behind' the yellow line.

13 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

that picture makes me feel super uncomfortable...

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nice to see Fergie is staying busy in slide 2

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He's no Jedi.

13 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

+1 for dancing in your socks with your sister. Even though I'm an only child.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

In the circle jew picture, I'm pretty sure the dude in the back is John Krasinski

13 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 4

I don't know, are you blind?

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 12

I think everyone should take a moment to appreciate the guys socks.

13 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I love how casually you say, "circle jew"

13 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

"circled you"

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i hope i'm not the only one who first read that as "circle jerk" ... i am ashamed

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Guy in picture 1 looks to have a digital watch

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The guy with the play is cute(:

13 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 3

he should get off the yellow...

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks kinda like Pewdiepie. :P

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

Omg ! I LOVE Pewdiepie:D

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

disperse.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As a photographer in Salt Lake City, I'm sure there are others with stories to tell. I'll get started here. Let's get every state covered.

13 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

disperse! he's right, we're sitting ducks

13 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

HONY is doing an AMA on reddit right now! Go check it out!

13 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

THis is the most charming thing I've seen in ages. Good work, OP. Or good find. Either way, I like it.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is really fascinating...at the same time, I can't stop laughing at the "Jedi U.S. Mail" box in the 7th picture.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Good guy big brother

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2nd to last: Why wasn't my brother like that?

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I want to see the play with the clown college! It should be filmed so we could see it in the cinemas all over the world.

13 years ago | Likes 1816 Dislikes 16

Because we need more of the "afraid of clowns" thing. That's not tired and played out at all.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Except for the clown part, yes.

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Can imgur help this man realize his dream?

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

i know him, his name is corey. his plays are cray! we went to high school together.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Irony: The guy who writes a play about a clown college wears what could pass for clown shoes.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Not even joking - I would watch the shit out of that.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I would watch the fuck out of that play

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just wanna kiss him.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Seriously, as a theatre person I fucking love that premise.

13 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 2

Starring: Nicolas Cage .......... The Clown.

13 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Too scary.

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Starring Nicolas Cage as... Everyone. Yes, he does full costume changes in between lines of dialogue. Play is 78 hours long.

13 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I want to be IN the play.

13 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 1

Hello Kate monster!

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're already in a play, though...

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

IUNDERSTOODTHATREFERENCE.AVI

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, can we get some info on the play?

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It exists!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How on earth did you find it?

13 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

This is the Internet. Nothing is safe from Anon.

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

^ Basically

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's a good reminder that everyday strangers are actually people, not scenery.

13 years ago | Likes 354 Dislikes 2

Well put

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All scenery in the great play called 'My Life'. Just as I am in theirs.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I read scenery as scary, and I was like uhhh, strangers are totally scary.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

HA. I wouldn't completely disagree with you. Living in Louisiana, I've seen some things.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"sonder"!

13 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yay sonder!

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's beautiful.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The last guy looks way too much like Pewdiepie.

13 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

EXACTLY what I was thinknig.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Glad I wasn't the only one to think that lol

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

"I don't travel because I want to leave my home. I travel because I need to know why I'm staying." as someone who's spent the 1/1

13 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 1

Don't think I'm any 'wiser'; I just straight up didn't know where I was from til I left. (1)

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I wasn't really Southern 'til I moved north; truly didn't know I was american, in any real way, til I lived in London. (2)

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And who the hell knows what secret the next one'll let me in on. Should be interesting, haha. (3)

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You don't know what's the Western world before you go somewhere else?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'm not sure you know how to fraction...

13 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I was trying to figure what is the "1/1" you could spend >o>

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

better part of the last 4 years abroad, this resonated with me big time. Now, I'm so glad to be home, I'm so much wiser. 2/2

13 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Same for me. Except I'm not home yet. OMG the feels...

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Exactly. I didn't know what I had until I left.

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The least you could do is post the website you're getting all this from http://www.humansofnewyork.com/

13 years ago | Likes 568 Dislikes 17

Thank you. Thank you so much for the link.. I just spent an hour on it.. now I'm going to be late for uni :\

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Im sorry ! I linked to his facebook in part one, I'll do so for every other part from now on.

13 years ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 3

It is super SUPER awesome! Thank you so much for sharing it with those of us that hadn't seen it. SO HAPPY!

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

And everyone should check out the pictures he took in Iran! Really interesting stories as well.

13 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Thank you for pointing that out. Very eye opening. We are lied to so much. I'm sick of the propaganda...

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or you could just google Humans of New York :)

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, by that logic, no one ever has to put the source for anything, right?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

I reckon not, but I think that its more of a courtesy to add the source.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm glad you did. I want to explore these photos on my own. Plus credit is always the best thing.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There is a penis on the mailbox.... was this supposed to happen?

13 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I was wondering why no one else had mentioned it....

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm right there with you guys lol

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wondered how long we were going to pretend like there wasn't a penis on the mailbox.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I felt the same way. I have to read each and every little post just to make sure.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol'ed at the last one. Legit. That would actually make a decent rom-com.

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The mailbox has Nunu Jedi spray painted on it. My cousins and I called my grandmother Nunu. I didn't know she was a Jedi.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's what my girlfriend in college called her vagina. It was awkward when I realized that was also the name of the Teletubbies' vacuum.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The violinist and his brother gave me hope for this world.

13 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

me too. that one was definitely my favorite. He's a good big brother.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You get one upvote, then I'm going about my business.

13 years ago | Likes 2975 Dislikes 8

Nailed it!

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I gave you the 2000th upvote. Where is my prize?

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks kindly :) This comment somehow almost doubled my Reputation.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You get one reply...then Imgur is going to go about their business.

13 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

(he got more than one)

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

13 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

That gif is perfect.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I really, really like this idea, and want to see more of it! One of the worst things about the internet is it reduces people to groups and

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

clichés, neglecting the reality of how cool and weird and funny people are. Fuck I miss literature classes for the first time!

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0