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I’m just really excited and wanted to tell you guys about it. It’s the lead role, and the film is super dark and sexy, it’s not Hollywood but the work is going to be amazing.
Upvotes all round!
OreoD
Tell us what it's called when it comes out!!
CityYeti
Is it indie?
MainManMisterMxyzptlk
hookerbot5000
I REQUEST A SATANIC FUNERAL!
BoZiLLa
So... Filth?
PoeticAnarchy
nsaladbar
I love these over complicated porn plots.....
Ophiukus
Best porno comment. I should make a trophy for these.
RabidDingo
Cheers!
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
Like True Detective-ish?
ISayFuckAllTheTime
Now since it's not Hollywood, does it still qualify you to get into SAG, or...? My understanding is that's a whole big fucking catch 22...
Ophiukus
No I’m in Canada :)
ISayFuckAllTheTime
Ohhh, so you don't have to worry about any of that in canada? That's awesome! I have always stayed away from acting because of that hassle!
Bahiano1993
McNulty?
HouseTonyStark
Above the line baby, above the line.
Tchernobog
Awesome! A few short films under my belt now, I have a bit of a showreel. Slow going but hey, gotta start somewhere :)
Ophiukus
Keep going!
Tchernobog
Thank you! It's tough to manage full time job with this, but at this point it's all about building the showreel some more!
jenmovies
https://media1.tenor.com/images/0610b8e6cb25888b1f85ec0ee63197a1/tenor.gif
Burghguy
It'll be a great year to try out method acting.
jofo97
Is The Wire getting a movie?
Ophiukus
Upvooote
lewimowo
What about your villain kid tv role? And congratulations!
Ophiukus
That was a one episode deal :) they might bring me back for more depending on response etc
SisterFister69Hitler
Botarel
Dream role, my man. Is the script an original work or based on an existing work? If so, which one?
SofaKingGreat
Found Brendan Fraser’s Imgur account
Hyakuretsukyaku
Hey there James McAvoy, you did that one before!
Reorder
Now you just gotta learn how to be a detective
definitelynotawolf
I get the rest of the joke... but idk if you’re implying that OP is the murderer or not
youdonegoofed
makeaustraliabonzaagain
Ask the worlds greatest.... just not on Tuesdays.
SofterKinderSlowerStronger
Savage. Take my upvote.
OfficialBenderRodriguez
First, get a magnifying glass
Ophiukus
I was contacted by a detective recently looking for an attempted murder witness that I knew... maybe I should ask him for a ride along.
GloriousPubes
He just meant you're an alcoholic sex addict though
Nirnias
Have sex with him also, that way you are continually improving 2 critical skills you will need for the film at no extra cost.
WokeenFenix
Ryebread91
Watch case closed and do the exact opposite of what detective Moore does.
Reorder
That was either a masterful dodge at the joke, or a clueless redirection, but I like where it went.
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
It would be clueless redirection had it been me. Care to clue me in?
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
Thanks guys, I was being super clueless yesterday.
ohhNagger5
Alcoholic check, sex addict check to become a detective still in progress
theplayahaterball
It implies OP to alrewady be an alcoholic and sex addict
ActionJohnnie
I’ll ride along with alcoholic, sex addicts for 1000, Alex.
Davedavedavedavedave
So its a documentary?
SecretSanta4u
A SitCom?
ZachsAnomaiy
Autobiography
SnailsAgainstTungstenSpheres
It's porn... It's always porn....
Mxlespxles
Everything's porn if you're horny enough
thor0486
Mulder?
DominicanLou
Detective Jack Daniels I presume
100010101010Amen
Is this a who framed Roger Rabbit reference?
Snoochybooch
Underrated comment right here
Improbabilitydrive42
From Tennessee, this is my partner , Jim~
zeekity
Here ya go.
slacker92
@OP please post links to teasers or even where we could find info on the finished product later on. You're my boy Blue!
ThIsAnNoYsPeOpLe
yes!
Fizzledrizzle69
Agreed!
ARSPCD
What's the name of the flick?
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McKavian
You are, of course, going to let up know when it's out so we can go watch, yes? We gotta know when/where to heckle, @OP.
TwistMyNipples
Big titty Asian bound and gagged before fucked in ass by hairy fat man with micropenis
Ophiukus
So that’s what happened to @iseenipple
TwistMyNipples
RIP their bum
Mxlespxles
wooferDog
Thank you, I was watching OP's post and wondered what was wrong with it. You've brought the remedy!
ThaEnder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WKAtQTJwxQ
Mxlespxles
Holy fuck that's a lot of work just for me to just go and steal it.
DadddyWarlord
The coach of Mexico. Someone showed him this.
LuffyFett
Does anyone have the longer gif of this where he levels up like three times? Or other similar gifs?
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LuffyFett
THAT WAS AWESOME! THANK YOU!
Mxlespxles
Stanbob
Best one
zaqx
Thank you
EternalSenshi
You're my hero.
ShinksAvoHazaar
I Fucking love these
m5vf
Me too
TheeRealDuke
Shit, I could watch these all day.
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TheRatPrince
Kami bless you
awesometotallyawesome
Shit, I could watch these all day.