I'm not allowed to have Tinder

Dec 2, 2014 6:43 AM

One does not simply not-believe in bats.

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Speaking of centipedes. I something for you in my pants.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m gets Tinder"

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First guy's a douche. Second guy

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"Eggs on walls love big floppy giraffes! I can rake cucumbers with shovels!" teehee I'm so random, those guys are probably all like "whhaa?

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damn! I can't believe I completely forgot to mention cucumbers; good catch.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Look at all the fuck boys now.

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I'm glad for tinder because if we're face to face, I'm 10x more likely to stick my dick in it.

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Fuck-boy is a great way to get a guys attention

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