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His nickname is The Rock. You know he's got some igneous ideas for his country.
He's the only president I would trust to be constantly carrying a six pack and two guns.
My only problem is that he should really visit a vet soon.. Because those pythons are sick.
He loves cows. I mean, look at those calves!
Make America Rock Again.
gimmehatwobble
Oh I smell what this guy's cookin
Alexop98
fangwulf
And he's SUCH a nice guy too!
orDNary
"We deeply apologize, Master General Putin. American president had to cancel appointed meeting because of scheduled filming of Furious 12"
DickDickadomeOwnerOfTheDicksdaleDickadome
@theboulder
springuy8
I'd only regret not being able to vote for him twice
TheGreenHornet
On the other side could be John Cena. No one would see that coming.
angelajoyfully
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MimbleOfHouseWimble
We will build a Rock and make WWE pay for it
AwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwYiiiiiiiis
IMpresington
His VP pick should be dwayne johnson. Those guys looks so much alike.
JumpingBalogna
What if Zelda was a girl?
IWasHereFirst
I would vote for him
iamjackscompletelackofcompassion
I would vote for him over all current and past 2016 candidates.
beerbarrel
This guy is the best! Could do a lot worse... Wait a minute! We are doing a lot worse! Da Rock for Prez! Let's hear it out there!
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MaliceEntity
Only if he does it as The Rock and drops some sick promos.
EverythingisPokemon
This is literally the plot to idiocracy.
KunFayyaKun
The Rock Obama 2016
PaganUniform
Honestly if he matched up with me on half of my beliefs is prob vote for him over what we got
bearofbeards
jaslaks
Ok everyone it's settled everybody write in the Rock's name on election day.
letmehityouwithsomeknowledge
Know your role and vote for thee most electrifying, elbow dropping,heart stopping, candidate in all of the United States. . .
BaltimoresJandro
"Make America Rock Again"
perfectoon0901
"And The Rock announces his running mate....MICK FOLEY! THE ROCK AND SOCK CONNECTION 2016!"
AnAwkwardBonerInClass
Would shit my pants if this actually happened
ifyouareacuntanyouknowitclapyourflaps
.......I am seriously erect over this right now. ....could you imagine?....secretary of def...Mr socko!!!
TheRealFireFrenzy
@OP i have no joke argued this exact case to american friends of mine CENAROCK 2016
TheRealFireFrenzy
Elbowdropping any congressmen who stand in their way, supexing foreign dignitaries
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Redbeansandric1
Fuck. I swear to God I will have quads like those one day.
PatrickFancyPants
I swear he's jacked.
ifyouareacuntanyouknowitclapyourflaps
What's that? North Korea threatening the south? *raises eyebrow* do they not smell what we're cooking?
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letmehityouwithsomeknowledge
(Addressing U.N) You think we shouldn't nuke North Korea?! IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!!!
ifyouareacuntanyouknowitclapyourflaps
We're gonna take that nuke...shine it up real nice...turn that some bitch sideways