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gtothehizzle
MilesOnACar
hooktail419
JediWithin
Tell it to my beer
SquareCircleO
https://imgur.com/5slDGGC
muscletank
im sorry, what?
kustomkirk
And on this day a stripper was born....
TinyKobold
"It's raining men" started playing as soon as I saw your comment...
airborneherpes
jesusedgarhoover
'MURICA
bitemark
We can take it one step lower: "Hydrogen is an odorless colorless gas which, given enough time, turns into people." - Edward Robert Harrison
PlankTableGo
Checkmate Atheists
derpnerb
Water only evolves when you add kool-aid!
StorageB
criscooo
Explain electrolytes! Plants crave 'em!
eromitlab
There are even kinds of water that have the electrolytes that plants crave.
NationalAeronauticsAndSpaceAdministration
That's painful.
theromen111
KafkaLovesYou
What, she never saw The Abyss?
mikenco
Never sure if creationists and flat-earthers are willfully ignorant or belligerently contrary.
RothChizzle
To our non-American users: Yes, this happens frequently here in America. No, we don't know what we're doing wrong.
criscomanjb
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
I would argue that this shouldn't be true, but in high school in Animal Science class this girl asked if dogs can get people pregnant.
Kompi
Well, what if you didnt know and was curious? The only bad questions imo are misleading ones, or if they divert from important dialog
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Well the thing is that... Shouldn't you know people can't get pregnant by animals if there's 0 dog people?
xenburnn
i can just imagine them fighting with someone who believes in homeopathic "medicine"
TrumpStaahhpppp
Work for vet. Owners will sometimes "supplement" our treatments with this shit. Are you fucking kidding?
Laggmonster8
But isn't homeopathy basically a kind of vaccination?
AmericanMathstoryX
Reminds me of the girl in my comp sci class when she asked if a CPU was a "God source." Prof explains "No, it's a machine. Just science."
Leithoa
An actual AI may be indistinguishable from a generic deity if it also has the means to interact w/ the universe.
AmericanMathstoryX
I've seen Futurama too. And had she asked with your clarity of thought, the conversation might have been something other than "WTF?"
CrazyCatLad
Reminds me of when a girl in my 11th grade HS homeroom thought Hawaii was in the Atlantic Ocean (we live in Pennsylvania).
HystrixAB
Water has obviously evolved because it made itself so easy to drink that even someone as idiotic as that can survive.
mysterDChannel
Yeah water evolved, I'm drinking coffee now.
MadAsAFrickenHatter
Had a girl comment on how it was interesting how we smell like wet dog when it rains. I said it makes sense. We are animals. She proceeded-
MadAsAFrickenHatter
-to argue with me saying we weren't cuz we were created by god.
Veradux
So that would then means she doesn't believe god created animals?
MadAsAFrickenHatter
thatsgoodbeard
PassMeTheBamboo
@allthecoolthings
OfficialNedFlanders
I've interacted with people like this in intro to bio classes unfortunately ????
OfficialNedFlanders
Hmmm... not sure how those question marks got in there lol
smileyalyssa
in my environmental sciences course someone legit asked if the sun was a living thing. another asked if sand was a living thing.
Flyndaran
Sarcastic, but all official definitions either technically include fire or don't include sterile hybrids like mules. Hard to pin down.
smileyalyssa
Flyndaran
Grows, reproduces, consumes fuel, changes to suit environment; that includes fire but not mules as they can't reproduce.
Flyndaran
Try defining life in a simple way and there will be weird technical problems.
smileyalyssa
living things are made out of organic matter, consume energy, produce waste and reproduce. there you go, simple explanation.
Flyndaran
Fire consumes, produces waste, and reproduces. Mules don't reproduce. Life is an "I can't define it, but I know it when I see it" concept.
Flyndaran
Organic matter is a tautology if you're using it to mean that only life is made of things that life is made of.
StevesSegallbladder
I had a small discussion with someone on Imgur saying climate change wasn't real because people who know how to fish should be trusted more.
Parradox87
climate change is real. and it happens since 4.5 billion years... and it is impossible to stop this fundamental force of nature
Flyndaran
Why on earth would a individual fishermen who mostly know one small region know jack shit about something altering global climate? Ouch.
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StevesSegallbladder
I wasn't sure if he was serious or not because if he was acting dense than he did very well my exact response
IAmAHollow
I had an argument about Candida where the person asserted if you don't believe in in, the candida sense this and leaves the body
MuddyMax
Candida as in yeast right?
IAmAHollow
Yup
MuddyMax
Wtf
HermanManly
A girl in my philosophy class was against organ transplants because she thought transplanting the heart would transplant the feelings...
Flyndaran
A LOT of people believe this to some degree. My otherwise science minded mother tends toward that view.
Cere4l
i dont know about feelings, but if anyone gets my liver theyll be craving!
daiconrad
Groove is in the heart.
baronramsey
haha
BerryDelicious
oh don't hurt her feelings LOL like in the yogurt commercial that a banana has feelings you betcha
MarkTwainBrokeMyBrain
I remember some story about a woman who hated Mexican food who woke up after an organ transplant craving enchiladas, and it turned out 1/2
MarkTwainBrokeMyBrain
2/2 ...that enchiladas were the donor's favorite food. Off-topic, but your comment reminded me about that.
AndreKroon
Maybe the other person just had so many enchiladas that the heart got used to them or some shit?
MarkTwainBrokeMyBrain
Idk, honestly I don't question it anymore
nakedangel
I have a similar story but it involed classical music.
WolfWhoCriedBoy
Not very filling though, is it?
MarkTwainBrokeMyBrain
What happened?
nakedangel
I read a news article regarding an old man receiving a young man's donor heart. He began to experience a love of classical music which...
nakedangel
...he'd previously hated. The young man had loved classical music.
HermanManly
these changes happen because the chemical balance in your body changes completely when you receive a new organ. I guess in a sense 1/2
HermanManly
2/2 our organs DO contain our feelings, in form of a chemical cocktail
Kompi
I dont think that theory is weird, I think so too to a degree. However I dont see why that would be a bad thing.
Parradox87
the heart is just a muscle... only thing it does is pumping blood through your body... nothing else.
Kompi
I've felt pain and bliss through my heart though because of emotion alone. Much like your hand I think your brain processes everything 1/
Kompi
even pain and pleasure, but the stem of the feeling is at its source. I think youre heart is shaped by things you dis/like 2/E
Parradox87
not really. its just ur brain. every emotions has its source in the brain as its different chemicals interpreted by it
Parradox87
you might want to think it is in ur heart and thats why your brain makes you feel like this. the brain can make you feel whatever you like
Kompi
Well much like when you touch with you hand, even though the mind interprets the feeling of it, it the actual touching happens in the hand.
Kompi
I think its the same way with the heart, even though the mind interprets it, the heart is actually doing something for the mind to interpret
SubtleOrc
Weaponised Autism
NinthRaptor
CobaltCosmos
As another person with autism, I highly doubt it's THAT she's weaponizing. Weaponized sheer ignorance is more like it.
affectatious
My new favorite comment.
RichardCraniumwasalreadytaken
Wholly crap, that's BRILLIANT! Have an up vote.
burgerandy
Oh shit! I think I have that!
BossCar9
As someone who is autistic, I'm pretty sure a large number of us are much smarter than people like that. I ain't even mad.
JohnnyTitelips
High functioning autistic people tend to have high IQ's. But I think that he's referring to the other kind.
BossCar9
But even they will know the sheer stupidity of such a statement.
JohnnyTitelips
Eh. Maybe.
RedDwarfIV
I wonder... do they tend to have higher IQs because that's what's required to BE high functioning with autism?
RedDwarfIV
After all, working out the logic of social cues when you have no reference would require intelligence...
JohnnyTitelips
That's a good question. I think that's part of it, but (high functioning) autism basically shifts power away from social intelligence (1/2)
Actualdeadpool
I've got aspergers, what have you got?
linustheman
Hehe ass burger. I can only think of the community pilot episode when I hear that now.
BossCar9
Same thing. Along with a bunch of other issues.
Airra
I'm also an aspie. I just want to fit in.
Actualdeadpool
Neat.
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JackBurtonME
The world needs strippers too my friend
Panzerhund3
MothsHaveFeelingsToo
dolphindreamsandsatan
Haha! Here, have an upvote for bringing me mirth! :-)
JackBurtonME
Enjoy the mirth!
todd4a2211
Here's a littler Frank incense too
liquidbeef
I dunno, sounds more like Secretary of Education material to me
JackBurtonME
No Trump replaced him it's ok
madaudio
That's an insult to strippers
irritableeye
I audibly snorted when I read this ...
JackBurtonME
I'll take it!
lcortesg
this is my favorite comment ever, thanks you mate!
JackBurtonME
degenerator
Water will evolve before strippers do.
JackBurtonME
And thank God for that
SarahBee76930
Some very influential and intelligent people have stripping as apart of their past. It's how I went to school and graduated with no loans.
JackBurtonME
Of course. Just a bit of stereotyping and satire to give everyone a chuckle on this fine Thursday.
romanaclef
I used to share a lab with someone who pole danced to pay for grad school. She's got her own lab now.
allthingspetrol
And roofers. Don't forget roofers.
JackBurtonME
I can't speak about roofers
greenbottle22
Why can't you? ;)
thisnameisntfunny
Ages ago I overheard someone in college say to a girl "You're not pretty enough to be this dumb." No idea of context, but I laughed.
Linkthebarbarian
Whenever I do something not very smart, my girlfriend pets me on my head and says " you're so pretty ".
JackBurtonME
The only correct response of course is "yes I am!"
MetalSkeletal
It's hard to refute shit like this due to it being on par with a crazy homeless woman screaming jibberish and throwing cats at you.
JackBurtonME
This sounds like a boss from a Japanese Sega game
FlatPlutoSociety
The difference is that I like cats, and my paycheck doesn't depend on remaining in the same room as the ranting homeless woman.
LetsEatGrandpaCommasSaveLives
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2Xg7QUXiDA
Boriua
Thank you... I wanted to find and post it but I was just so lazy.
lungbudda
The world needs homeless people too
YamatoIouko
Does it, though?
reux
How else can we have bum fights
DrKriegersClone
YamatoIouko
Bring back Colosseums?
MetalSkeletal
SmeltMyRing
"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience."
ShaZam1269
Whoa, free cats you say?
thatsgoodbeard
Birddmann
Then how do you explain Smart Water?
plainoldfool
Marketing
bijomaru78
... and smart phones?
MommysBaby
Checkmate.
Wickleo
I used to think spitting-out-liquid reactions were stupid and fake, but this comment made me do it IRL. Thank you.
Wilshaxspur
This is one of those burns that I would have thought of days later... when it was far too late to be of any use.
stygyan
How do you explain H2NO, our new low calorie water?
UncleEmeritusDCLXVI
and Waterloo?
ineverfinishanyofmy
Intelligent design tbh
ineverfinishanyofmy
Fuck...that was the joke
nightshadow02
H2Flow
todd4a2211
Again, that would be toilet water. ( Not the perfume type tho
Fengoj
Jesus didn't turn water to wine....Wine evolved
renegadecouture
It's got electrolytes in it
MidnightTacoTruck
Plants crave it!
MothsHaveFeelingsToo
amars1111
Vitamin water as well!
KungFuGsus
And dihydrogen monoxide.
Machokeandstroke
Atheists 1, Christians 0
BoredZeroG
Easy - that's for cleaning smart devices. It's specially formulated not to harm them, so just go ahead and use it to thoroughly clean 'em.
BoredZeroG
Alternatively, i hear there's talk about Smart Water being used in an attempt to cure learning disabilities.
OddlyPacific
And Smoke on the water?
todd4a2211
That's a bong
thatsgoodbeard
theFinks
Checkmate Christians.
StopbleedingYourefine
I wouldve legit asked that question jus to troll. Half the class would look at me like im stupid but its the other half that would enjoy it.
poilck
If smart water evolved from regular water, why is there still regular water?
PersistentPerfection
S-M-R-T SMRT!
eltuna
Touche!
Whenceitcame
Hard water... The kind that did time in the clink
samsonguy920
I have Just Water in my store.
KrNFoOl
That is very Evian of her to say.
MoreAshyThanLarry
and Holy water?
sulfuratus
You don't want to tell me holy water evolved, huh? I mean, it was created by god the way it is, there's no other way it could be holy...
Strostkovy
Priest water. Though that name also has other meanings among alter boys.
imonlyhereforkittiesandtitties
Check mate atheists
imonlyhereforkittiesandtitties
Did I do that right?
tenebrisangelus
Yes
todd4a2211
Slow clap
Vat1canCame0s
*golf claps*
HungryAmericanFatass
and Aquafresh?
Dramacian
And heavy water ?
Dreigiau
and Light Water
plainoldfool
Heavy Bubbles: https://youtu.be/_XGd8w9RhUM
Pickapair
It comes from chubby rain, duh!
Kidiri
*density challenged water
Dramacian
*Special needs water
CtrlAndW
*gluten free water
ImSimplyAChairLeg
*99% less Water water
madguy50
*Eau-tistic (for all my Frenchie Imgurians)
WobblyBitsX
Oxide-free water.
zachtidmore
Hard water!
todd4a2211
Hard water rocks!
Strostkovy
Exhibitionist water.
Textuality
EXCUSE YOU, it has an eating disorder! Don't be rude!
RogueAndPeasantSlave
Plus sized water
ARussianAndHisBike
And vapor water?
AbsolutelyNotADragon
.....Steam?
DannyDan4
We get it, you vape
pookieeatworld
Stephen Wright: I invented powdered water, but I don't know what to mix it with.
apcamanda
Wtf
Wintermute1v1
It's evaporated water, so it's super light weight for hikers and backpackers. Just add water. It's genius!
Lizaderp
Lizaderp
But... I could just carry regular water without needing that...
MagicalTimelord
Is that where vaporwave comes from?
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MothsHaveFeelingsToo
I think it might just be water that's been condensed from water vapor. Meaning they just boiled it and cooled down the steam.
igivetheinternets
Isnt that what distilled water is?
MothsHaveFeelingsToo
I think so. But I doubt "Distilled Water" would have the same ring to it as "Vapor Water". Also, what else would you suggest it is? :P
sarabear
Please tell me this is some sort of April fools thing
ARussianAndHisBike
Oh no, it's a real thing. I saw it at the store and was like wtf... Tried posting it a while ago to dismal results, lol :)
Nedji
But ...