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My first time signing in for a while and it turns out it's my cake day. What are the odds?
Feb 22, 2017 4:48 AM
CowNipples
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My first time signing in for a while and it turns out it's my cake day. What are the odds?
Septagrim
Patriots win the super bowl!
StrangePoster
This is the weirdest Harlem Shake I've seen.
settlerswouldridethesebabysformiles
The little girl in the pink dress in the back.. Her body language reminds me of Will Smith being surprised/disgusted at something in MIB 1
mrmartini
I'm cool with these people doing what they do--it's none of my business--but do they have to vote so hard?
GenitalMantis
You know a couple of them are only there to make someone else happy like "yeaaah wooo do ya feel it? i sure as heck feel it too"
StunnedGoofy
iWillKickYourAssForSayinThat
Any excuse to act as weird as you are..
JamesAHarrod
"Let the bodies hit the floor"
AustraliansOpinion
Let the bodies hit the...FLOOR!
ImgeneralBennet
Scary shit to me...
CeruleanSky1988
my mom goes to a church like this. needless to say i don't go. this shit freaks me the shit out...
SaintMaceToTheFace
I'm a Baptist. My older sister went to a church like this and I went one time. The "look at how faithful I am" mentality was uncomfortable
beerlady
Benny Hen shit right there
banjak
Religion, the socially acceptable mental illness.
LieutenantKifKroker
3edgy5me
squip
Edgy or not, it's fucking true.
lmons
Thought they were epileptic, nope, just shakers.
Xolah
I'll give a point for cake dat but a shame on you for showing fools celebrating a epileptic seizure.
retrodustpan
100% not a seizure
PizzaGovorun
Not even a real seizure.
Xolah
Not even a real god?
PizzaGovorun
Nobody knows. But I really don't think it is.
RonPaulWasAnInsideJob
They don't think it be like it is,but it do.
ExplainThisClarissaPOW
The kids have no idea what's going on. I feel terrible for them. They aren't old enough to walk away from this.
theshadowrealmyugiboy
Exorcism??
MyDumpsAreTheFreshest
"This needs to be taught in our schools." -Betsy DeVos
fistermatic5000
Yeah, proper parenting. Why is that baby there? That demon is gonna come out and go straight for it. Easy pickings.
lttllmntr
What did I just watch?? Is this a modern day exorcism?
SPCGlitterFart
Pentecostals having a religious experience, praying for someone who is also most likely having a religious experience.
ElRadis
Mass hysteria
SPCGlitterFart
Most of these people lead normal lives and bother no one, and (from growing up around it) nothing (usually) bad comes of it.
SPCGlitterFart
I still have a great fondness for the passionate worship I grew up around, although we were a good bit milder than this.
SPCGlitterFart
So, unless you bandwagon and shame people for their beliefs, downvotes? Hmm, odd.
MrBananaBeak
Personally I think indoctrinating people into believing this is real is harm on its own.
SPCGlitterFart
Believing what, and how so?
MildlyDepressed
Religion is a hell of a drug.
grebsor
What did the five fingers say to the face?
rubbarz
This is more like a cult.
myblueballsarekillingme
Ohh that Jesus juice goes right to my head
MeanWinchester
"religion is the opiate of the masses"
BaaLikeASheep
"Religion is the sigh of the oppressed culture, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium (1/2)
BaaLikeASheep
of the people." -Karl Marx, A Contribution to the Critique of Hegel's Philosophy of Right
ProfessorDumbass
If only unscrupulous people could weaponize this power
ihavethekeytotheuniv
Lol
Kopperkin
When the bullshit hits so hard you get a seizure
mcbotulism
"We secretly gave the entire congregation LSD and cocaine. Let's see if they notice!"
JumpedtheGun
Now that's a church i'd join.
OmniINTJ
You laugh, but that's the level of dopamine and adrenaline they are tripping on.
cnastykat
Word?!
Goatslayerop
Sauce plz?
paganscum16
I second this
jnoahj
Pentacostal/charismatic "churches." They use watered-down torture methods to elicit a psychological breakdown and credit it to their god.
jnoahj
Source: Bachelor's of Science in Religion. Did a 15-page paper on the topic of glossolalia which is what this fake "speaking in tongues" is.
FerociousCod
The South
JohnSmithIncognito
Ahhh the panhandle of Florida, where Baptist churches outnumber gas stations 3 to 1.
sillychicken
I'm from the South and have never seen this. This shit cray/
SPCGlitterFart
Pentecostals are all over, but definitely more common in the south, i.e. Louisiana has one every block almost. Most aren't this extreme.
Fwords
And they are allowed to vote...
BubblesSayingDecent
Because of the electoral college, some of their votes count more than other people's.
alliwantforchristmasislove
Man that kids like "I knew white people were crazy, buy this.. smh"
alliwantforchristmasislove
but*
ChubbyMcFlurry
This just freaks me the fuck out.
WhatsHisFAYSE
Love the old dude that did two backstands and fell over himself.
JunPhan
Bernie has gone thru some tough times.
SanchoLibre
dotheevolution1364
"fucking white people"-the kid standing next to him
probshouldntsayitbut
I like the guy that sneaks over and bends down to steal the change that fell out of flip guys pockets.
theniddy
Thanks for pointing that out, missed it the first time!
silverbean
I consider myself accepting of a wide variety of behaviors and beliefs different from my own. But these people are weird..
BillWeenus
He's the church's wildcard.
cazo
VIOLENTLYcreatesusername
saucefordipping29
The power of christ compels him
probshouldntsayitbut
I like the guy that sneaks over and bends down to steal the change that fell out of flip guys pockets.
CaptainLongJohnSlither
Pretty sure that's a Heart a-stroke.
Table5
"White people are fucked up." -black kid probably.
sirwolfyy
Ahh. Pentecostals. They do this plus the long hair and long skirts on female. My fiance was one once. Some are nuts.
blowmetwotimes
SOME????? you have to be nuts to agree that this is legit & people are being possessed by the "holy spirit" what a bunch of shit.
MeanWinchester
"Christians are fuckin weird" - kid who had not succumbed to indoctrination yet probably
kokopellipie
"So this is white privilege?" -also black kid probably
LooseyGooseyBrett
Dude, go to a similar black church. Hald the people look like this, the other half drink the rat poison
Ilike80stuff
I see black guys do this after showing them a magic trick
GenitalMantis
More like "Damn Bernie, yous good?"
dashcan
Yeah... Till you see the reports of them drinking rat poison.
JumpedtheGun
Haha, saw that post the other day. Bunch of morons. Not just that, but even after they died others gave reason why it was still gods plan.
seemetrollinh8in
Black kids are very aware of what the pentecostals are doing.
Krakencrotch
The day Huey Freeman's cynicism was born.
potatoeface
TerribleAwful
TheBurritoConfederacy
Dude looks like the guy in the workplace harassment video.
Segagenesischalmers
I'm both curious and terrified of their collective IQ
Bortus
As far as I can tell they're quakers.
MysticalPidgeon
Ha
ItsJustCole
Religion
mentaljunkfood
I haven't felt a tenth of the emotions those people have in my entire life
MeanWinchester
It's group hysteria over the imagined presence of a fictitious deity. I regret to say I've been part of it in the past
MrBananaBeak
Yep, I as well. Some cult shit.
FeversAndMirrors
It must be a real bummer to come down from that and admit it wasn't real :/ I think I'd be properly depressed. How are you doing?
MeanWinchester
Honestly, after leaving church and embracing a more rational view of life my life got a lot better
MeanWinchester
I won't deny that I've still got some baggage from that, but everyone has baggage
PlanesAndJets
Looks like it's in a church, I'm guessing sole serious shit just happened.
SPCGlitterFart
Pentecostals having a religious experience, praying for someone who is also most likely having a religious experience.
MrBananaBeak
"Religious experience" aka delusion.
SPCGlitterFart
You have a lot of hate. I grew up in it, left for my own reasons, came back to my own understanding about things later. What happened?
SPCGlitterFart
To you. I've seen some pretty messed up people turn their lives around because of it. Not everyone has had your negative experience.
MrBananaBeak
Yeah well I've seen a gay teen kill himself after his Pentecostal church disowned him.
SPCGlitterFart
Not only that, but that's just evil PEOPLE. Heck, even Jesus said, "I haven't come for the well, but the sick", so even in their view ...
SPCGlitterFart
That's one church, not the entire faith. Last church I went to in San Antonio had an openly gay man there, they just let him be him.
SPCGlitterFart
People are crappy for a number of reasons, some just use church as an excuse. Don't make someone's faith a scapegoat for crappy people.