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Aug 7, 2017 10:57 AM
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NachoPete
"This israeli nice" - Dude in chair
secretbison
Great, now I can get all the sand off me... at this place completely surrounded by sand...
BlueFuryTheFoxy
I hope I wasn't the only one who tried looking at the side upside down...
buvxkur
I've been there, that's israel
digitalirrelevance
Tel Aviv
Howtogrowwood
"This is ok. I enjoy bathing in the blood of my enemies"- Sierra Mist
CatzEyes93
can we talk about the guy that pulled up a chair to watch?
FFFS
GREAT! Now I'm all sticky.
jeffgoldblumsmom
Marketing done Sprite
TheReverseShock
It's actually pouring out Sprite The guy in the chairs is actually laughing. Should have seen the coke one though.
cominginhot
jewish showers made a great comeback
Richardjhonson
Fuck you you antishemi fuck
k3muri
It's called advertising.
Jadax
Too bad sprite tastes like shit.
patate572
In France a few months ago there was a meme saying "Yo mums drinkin' Sprite their moms" but you just can't translate this without ruining it
Displicentlickeroflittlethings
Waiting for gif shampoo prank :(
LumburgOR
Sprite has the best commercials. Overseas.
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TomZarekVP
TIL Sprite is Kosher
OnlyPrime223
Lol at that dude just sitting there...always watching
entropyk
And the gal by the showers watching him watch...
ExcitingJosh
entropyk
"I was looking back to see if she was looking back to see if I was looking back at her"..
Mewmus
Fizzy Bubbily
JupitersWitch
He we gonna disco.
WallaWallaWashington
Hey that looks like Tel Aviv! Pretty cool place!
EdgardoHerrera
Creep alert. Front row view
BebyboomJacklimpingEye
Reminds me of the gas chambers #6000000 jews
Richardjhonson
Go fuck yourself you stupid ignorant fuck
OneDoesNotSimplyCreateACleverUsername
Tel Aviv?
BlackDragoness
Tel Aviv.
TheMightyKibbless
It's okay guys, I fixed it:
MyUserNameWasTakenBySomeSonofaB1tch
Are we not going to talk about the dude just sitting here chilling in his chair watching the girls shower
PmMeYourFavDinosaur
Doing the right thing.
kimsahobbit
How do you know it's the girls he's watching?
Lugh314159
As a 350lbs 6" man, if I saw a creep doing this, I'd shower seductively right there while makeing eye contact.
ApolloTheSpaceFox
who says he's there to watch girls?
markskayff
And suddenly I want a Jewish Sprite.
CyrilConnolly
Me wondering why I want a Sprite and then suddenly I remember:
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biglongandgirthyusername
In brazil there is an idiom that translated means "go take a soda shower" which means "fuck off"
EveryUsernameIsTaken4
Agora fiquei curioso. Como é a frase original? "Vai tomar um banho de refri"?
biglongandgirthyusername
Hahaha nao, é vai tomar banho na soda acho que nao e uma frase famosa mas eu ouvia bastante quando mais jovem
EveryUsernameIsTaken4
haha Aprendi uma nova hoje :D
Ihavethesamenameasafamouskillerfml
Nunca ouvi essa
servingmytimeinusersub
I think the mere suggestion of it would make me feel sticky afterward.
MrParticleboard
Ooo, imagine a seltzer water shower though, so bubbly
ygohomer
They need a water tab lever
mcshady
I just want to know why the sand shower is surrounded by sand, with no non-sandy way to get back to the boardwalk....
idontevenknowsillymonkey
Any "non sandy" place they put that is going to get sandy...it is the beach, after all. Anytime I see showers like this, even set back 1/
idontevenknowsillymonkey
away from the beach in a carpark or something, there's a ton of sand all over. That shit gets everywhere, Cheryl. 2/2
JohnnieTheShrubber
"The mere suggestion of it would make me feel sticky afterward," name of your first sex tape.
stoler202
Amy Santiago's*
haquie
Butt out Hitchcock!
haquie
Way to go jakey!
servingmytimeinusersub
I'll let my wife know.
HalfManHalfGin
Just as well there's a shower right there.
w0ntoan
Yeah. Dasani, also owned by Coca Cola, would have worked better.
icanpickanyusernameiwant
Maybe, but people are much less likely to crave and buy Dasani than Sprite
Jbelkin
This is actually really old - Dasani wasn't out then
IAmLeftShark
This is in Israel. Beautiful country
qolume
Ah, yes I remember those Pizza "Funghi" in the variation "happy", "very happy" and "very very happy" which ref'd to the amount magic shrooms
Shamrocker66
You can tell because the dispenser nozzles are circumcised.
SjyiN
Yes. But not for everyone who lives there
Shamrocker66
Boo to the Hoo
muggybonehead
Like every other fucking country. Go back to Twitter you arse
SjyiN
I don't use Twitter u cunt
muggybonehead
You should. It's full of people like you who see a funny pic and then, instead of laughing, paint their tedious unfunny bias all over it.
SjyiN
Yes because imgur supports apartheid xD mate fuck off. I'm enjoying this as much as the next man.
NoneyG
Nah, I mean in most countries you don't have the chance of being stabbed or shot because of a terrorist or all the products being expensive
Emperorofman
you'll simply get stabbed by or shot by a mugger in other countries
NoneyG
That still exists here, you know that right?
crashdummy35
That dude just sitting there ... staring.....
SecondSince
He knows what he's about. And he's not ashamed.
dachicken
Not observing/noticing the Beauty which God has created is an afront to all that's Holy. My excuse for beach drooling, anyway....
tflorio19500
Yea... he’s either the Spite shower monitor, or reminiscing of days gone by...
gavr1loo
He refills...
cocoabiscuits
That's the seat right there
PmMeYourFavDinosaur
Exactly what I'd be doing.
byteme8bit
And the woman...staring at the dude.....staring....
Veci93
He died 1 day after^.^
10qpalzm
I think it's Chris christie
Rapturr
He makes good cookies
Zamm005
No matter how many times this is reposted, the top comment is ALWAYS this, almost word for word...
skogkatt
I know what I'm about, son.
xendazzle
FinnTrollen
His head is tilting like "oh man..this view!"
sweetfeetpete
After that, he went down to the rec center, to watch folks swim
Rudelbeer
and his wife looking at him
SecretlySkeletonHitler
He's smart
NotAIIHeroesWearCapes
With the -9.3degrees of tilt he is thinking well that's no way of getting clean.
someguy15591
Or he's already talking to them and trying to get them digits.
toptrojanfan
That makes me uncomfortable from the safety of my couch.
NoGreaterTaleOfDoh
Must be Clearwater Beach.
legofham
Better or worse than taking pictures?
crashdummy35
That's a good question.
Luchingador
hes the worst :v
FloppyAnomaly
"I keep getting older and they stay the same age. Alright alright aallriigghhtt" - That staring dude
FluffyPuddles
"Take a picture, it'll last longer" -ok
FluffyPuddles
"They know what they're doing." -creeper old dude I met on Sat who was staring holes into a outdoor yoga class. LOL
whyWhatHappened
That's Israeli politeness for you.
SpiderDetective
He looks retired. Let's give it to him.
EZMONEY98
He doesnt even have shorts on. No fucks given
diddlydarnman
Yeah he has Sprite fetishes, forget about the girls
dietderpsy
NecronomiKane
diddlydarnman
TheChappy
The Sprite Fetish God's have favored me today!
falloutmonk
Downside of internet culture. The dude could be with one of the women showering and after a long day at the beach just had sit.
ThatDamnChickenAgain
So thirsty
RaisedByTurnips
You deserve significantly more upvotes for this
iamthisguy247
#ObeyYourThirst
MrStudMcMuffin
Kjuhaszzlenozzle
That's super creepy.
DixonHillPrivateEye
Yeah wtf lol
WardSharlow
He's there to pass out towels and mints
arebenji
drinking in the sights my friend. why else would you sit by a 10 meter tall soda dispenser? he ain't no giant, ain't got no glass big enough
tivvybrixx
old people dont give a fuck
grimfandango
He did not choose the creep life, the creep life chose him.
Solkanarmy
image is nothing, thirst is everything... he's obeying his thirst
NiceOneDingus
Uncle creepy, just keeping an eye on your daughter
pedrotothemax
Probably the creative director on the project.
RustyNeX
He owns the creep life
catapulter
http://powerupgaming.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Come-650x366.jpg
Machinister
He was born in it... molded by it...
metroidmayhem
Read it in Bain voice >:)
FeeltheFX
Haha! Creeper!!
ThisIsNotMyUsualUsername
He's making sure no one goes back for free refills
ShakeDogResurrected
And keeping out people who just ordered water.
jovihenke
I think hes waiting for refills
ogotai
He probably offering refills himself
MexicanTacoGuy
Savage
Diddyu
Or fills a water cup with pop.
SomeDetroitGuy
*Midwest first bump*
retrohellix
Poop*
Treblaine
LuLuPennyAndOdium44
god i hope thats legit
Treblaine
It's not like this alone has changed my opinion of him.
Irishitup
Soda*
Diddyu
Soda is what you get when you press the "soda" button.
hippybobby
*pepsi
sentmepicturesofhomemadebeefjerky
*stale sugar water
N3kr0z
coke**
nothingnoteworthy
Liquid*
Cheesyforeplay
You started a war my friend
AGROOVYASSASSIN
*Soda Pop
MrWobblyHead
Soda is primarily a US term for carbonated drinks. Fizzy drink or fizzy pop is a UK term.
BestestKobold
Nerd
LagoonSpoon
Don't forget about Canada, we are just watching from the shadows drinking our pop.
mulligylan
There is hardly a primary term for soda in the US. The Midwestern bastards call it "pop" because they're heathens
lilcritter
Pop is also used in the Chicago area
ilikesmallboobiessincenooneelsedoes
Some places in the US still retain the term "pop" in a enclosed cultural way. For example: Philadelphia, PA.
AGROOVYASSASSIN
NERD!
lilwood6
*soft drink
hippybobby
In Russia, any drink less than 12% alcohol is considered a "soft drink"
YouAreDrunk
https://imgur.com/TFW5W8n.png
Djsnek
*Coke
interrobangster
SÜSSGETRÄNK - german out
Crawley
Coke* I live in the south. Everything is "Coke", till you clarify what kind.
Irishitup
...what if someone wants Pepsi??
LouieAndersonsSmile
I live in south Texas, everyone says soda
Ryanator50
but the refills are free?
ThisIsNotMyUsualUsername
Yeah that really doesn't make sense.
Tinkrr
At least he doesn't have a towel over his lap.
Madv1lla1n
He strikes me as the kinda guy that wouldn't use a towel...
nouseforaheart
...or pants
Shermanator92
Now you're thinking with portals
evergreenyankee
Scrolled up to check. Take my upvote.
daaaBlues
Best lemonade stand ever
hippybobby
This was top comment last time this was reposted
HerrBisch
God bless the internet
whycantibedalaillama
This was top comment last time this was reposted
HadMeSomeChickens
Consistency
brettmarkley1
Probably waiting for girlfriend/wife.
TrustMeImABassist
Yeah but he will not get any with that attitude.
joeyjojosharknado
No, he's a monster, the verdict has been handed down by the Imgur jury. No additional evidence needed.
ApproachingDadBod
Probably a pervy old dude.
iamthisguy247
Can't it be both?
daveisamonster
Hello