Please don't do this

May 27, 2017 6:59 PM

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If you're involved in a crash the airbag deployment could thrust your knees into your face.

Its called natural selection.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, no seatbelt.

9 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

Becuase the car isn't moving, it's photoshopped. Look at the mirror

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you Captain Obvious. I would have never known!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But it's SO comfy!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also, don't drive with your dad hanging on the door taking pictures

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And the airbags will be deadly when not wearing any seatbelts....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not according to any female passenger I've ever had. It's like a requirement to have those legs up at all times....

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stupid games, stupid prizes. You kill a spider, only makes the rest sneakier.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In that position I dont think airbags not deploying would be your biggest problem. Your knee punching through your skull would.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same as people who drive with a dog on their lap. Think what could happen if the air bag went off....

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It also puts your feet up to the window so the window blows your feet stank all over the car and driver... that too.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My niece would do this so I explained to her in detail what would happen in the event of a crash. I don't think she does it anymore.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

How the fuck can ethire of then afford that shit there like 12

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

THEY'RE

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

They have parents

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I sadly do it all the time. It's too comfy (yes i know knees to the face is super comfy too)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wish I was their age and had a Mercedes. Im sure he earned it though!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

You can lose your legs, too.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Could? It will fucking put your knees on the other side of your skull via your nasal passage.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Joke's on you - my car doesn't have airbags!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

High-five, mine either, if anyone's losing legs in my car, it's going to be done the old-fashioned way!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She can put her feet on my face instead.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also, GET YOUR FUCKING FEET OFF MY DASH!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Maybe she's just airing her gooch?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fucking commonwealth drivers

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

legs afterwards

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hate when people put their feet on the dash. Nasty

9 years ago | Likes 129 Dislikes 9

My girlfriend does this all the time... I hate it so much

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spank that ass

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If that's was my gf and wouldn't think it was nasty, but dangerous

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Yeah it's for trash

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yep

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Depending on how cute the feet are...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

That's a fine point you make there.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Natural selection my friend.

9 years ago | Likes 270 Dislikes 13

Seriously, how fucking hard is it for people to just pop out the fuse for the airbags?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Well, technically this is part of the process...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

'Natural selection leaves the survivor stronger and better!'

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah, it's just going to cost thousands of dollars and drive up insurance rates for everyone else.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

In case of an accident I doubt she would survive with this position and no seatbelt

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At his finest. Take this bro +1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank them for their contribution to the gene pool by thinning it out before reproducing

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's actually doing mankind a favor.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Fuck you beat me to it

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Have a gift from me then v

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You wouldn't happen to have a better version of that with more pixels and FPS?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nope.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Best door prize ever! Can I keep it?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You sure can little buddy.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Indeed. Just do the ol' "Out the Window" method instead.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

multiple things in this photo can lead to a bad ending

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Same thing when you're driving with one arm on top of the steering wheel. One crash, and you'll punch yourself at 150 km/h.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

the chances of you punching yourself in the face when an airbag deploys is very high regardless of the position of your hands on the wheel.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not if you keep your arms at the side of the wheel. It's the one hand at the top that puts your arm straight over the path of the airbag.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you can still break your wrists that way, and the most common reaction before airbags deploy is to cover your face- so it happens either way

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who tf goes 150km/hr??

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

That's only 90mph.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Why not? Just curious.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Theyre referring to how fast the airbag is deployed. Not the speed of the car

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Ahh. The more you know thanks @showmeyourmemes

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My instructor back in the day told us not to wrap our thumbs around the wheel because they could be broken by the airbag

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also the wheel can jerk in a crash and break your thumbs, especially when offroading.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HES DRIVING ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE CAR!

9 years ago | Likes 432 Dislikes 33

SHE'S CARING ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE DRIVE!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You just know they're bound to get into an accident like that!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In a Mazda no less!! I'll ring the Constibulary.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 6

Ummmmm I'm no auto expert but that's a Mercedes

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

In my country Mazda is Mercedes. Also, Hot dogs are called boom whistles. Lastly, I'm commonly known as an idiot.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Welp, I'm never not calling a boomwhistle a boomwhistle now

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You boomwhistled out wartoaster?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

!!! Please don't do this!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Maybe the image was flipped

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

Can't tell if you're trolling?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Layers

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They are Australian mate..

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

v

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As if they didn't already have enough things trying to kill them.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

lmao

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 224 Dislikes 2

Panic attack subsides. Whew. Thank you.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's better

9 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 1

"Oh mercy me! I keep forgetting I'm in the colonies"

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"You're going the wrong way!!!"

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Someone make them in a rocket going to your moms Uranus

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Mrw I flip the car

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

finally, a reasonable version

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"You're driving in Australia!"

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Was gonna say the same thing. If she had the steering wheel in front of her her feet wouldn't be up.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

He's backing up.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

cheers

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

How about both put seatbelts on??

9 years ago | Likes 1080 Dislikes 1

That's why they have airbags

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

airbags are SRS, secondary restraint system, they are designed to be used with seatbelts. airbags designed to be PRS have more pressure..

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

so the issue would actually get worse!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How about drive on the right side ?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was just in a serious car accident less than a week ago and the worst injury I have is from the seatbelt. It saved my life for sure

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

how about to turn on the motor

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm anti-seatbelt. Not because of safety, but, let the stupidity problem solve itself.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Buddy of my told me how his sister refused to put a seatbelt on on the way to school. He slammed on the brakes and she got a black eye.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Use what Volvo gave you!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Mercedes....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The 3 point belt was developed by Nils Bohlin, and Volvo gave out the rights to it for free to all car manufacturers.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was in Romania a few weeks ago. They sell fake seatbelt inserts so you can drive without a seatbelt without the warning sound. Nuts.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Quarters also work, i wear mine though

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Could be useful if you have something heavy on the seat

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thats what the boot/trunk is for

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm glad you have accounted for every possible vehicle loading scenario.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How did I miss that!? v

9 years ago | Likes 268 Dislikes 1

Theyre in a studio with a camera. Theyre fine

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I suspect you were too busy going "WTF" at the feet on the dash...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your username intrigued me so I scoured your Favorites; you have a surprising lack of cars in your favorites

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Check mine for... science.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 4

I don't know why I expected cars...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Awesome, thanks! You also have a lack of cars in yours, but thanks! Lol jk

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Dotteroonie

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well well well

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Username checks out

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why? Let darwinism sort itself out

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

That's what's wrong with the world. Let's go back to no antibiotics and let natural selection do work.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Flying bodies are more dangerous to me than stationary bodies.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Natural selection is the best selection!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because car crashes basically never involve just one car

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

yeah, com'on guys you're rich in Europe.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

wat

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

dying in an expensive Mercedes is still dying

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1