Just a weird fish

Aug 23, 2020 4:00 PM

Just a weird fish

miltank used surf

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Moist beef.

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Shawshank Redemption?

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Mmmoooooooovit

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The aqua dynamics of a cow.

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No regrets

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Surfing cows. Cowabunga

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Holy Cow!

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That's how my bathwater looks when my fat ass holds the water on 1 side

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"Moo-ver Dam"

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Wow, the back of the cow is more aerodynamic than the front!? You learn something new everyday.

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Icwant to see the floodwave when she gets up!

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Those SPA procedures are quite popular these days

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Milk float

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This absolutely cured my depression, look out world

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Moscow --> Watercow

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This is how stubborn I can be when I find out I was wrong ?

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Makin my way down town ?slip slidin fast? i am a cow?

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*jingle can be heard played on cowbell*

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Cow's moo-ving along there

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She's likely stuck, can't get out. I assume she got help, but not a good place to be especially if there is a drop or suction coming up.

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Not stuck, just cooling off

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Uptown cow got a bidet.

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That there's a dam cow...

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Swim home cow, you are drunk

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Is she ok? Is someone gonna help her out a there?

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Its the moo-ver dam.

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Underrated comment right here.

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That's just a big cow!

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Cow is doing an amazing job holding the water back

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Who needs dams when we got COWS

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Such restraint

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Water doing an amazing job of pushing a cow.

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Good job cow *claps*

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There's a yo mama joke here somewhere

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Clearly trying to raise the water level so his mates can reach it for a drink

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*her

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Brow

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The rare great browine

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Cows are dam shaped

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Someone find the aqua dynamics of a cow, if that's even a thing!

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where is she putting all that water?

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We should line our shores with them and call It The Great Barrier Beef...

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Texas is gonna need em to hold the water out soon with 2 hurricanes about to gang bang em.

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Moo bitch, get out da way!

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“That’s bullshit”, fish probably

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Get out da way bitch, get out da way!! Lol

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Dam cow

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Cow.

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well done

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Hey Leroy, why don’t you take the rest of the day off. You’ve earned it.

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Drove my chevy to the levee but the levee was cow

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Them good old boys eating burgers and fries

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No, it’s a moo maid

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That is poetry of the highest order.

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gdi you beat me to it . +1

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Right?!?

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Came back after 4 posts to upvote, took me long enough to get the joke lol

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lol

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lol x2 haha

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Cow dam?

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v

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Is this a god dam cow?

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v

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Is the cow okay? Can it get out?

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Definitely, standing up the water would be below the knees, it's just lazy and cooling off

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I'd guess no, actually--it might've slipped a bunch on the sides and then gotten tired

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Okay, good. I wanted to enjoy the “funny cow meme” and not worry about it

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Probably. I've never seen a cow float down the ditch before tho so who knows.

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That’s what I want to know

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Surf and turf

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Surfing turf

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So many cheesy jokes

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Cowabunga!

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The steaks were high..

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Lyk sew hi

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I think you won the internet today

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Udderly ridiculous

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Surfin’ Turf*

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A+

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Surfing turf?

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Surfin turf

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Spa day

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