Chrisssssss
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Mar 15, 2017 6:46 AM
Chrisssssss
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phlanxvnyla
That's nice, ppl assume I'm gay all the time and I'm not, nor plan to be, a hairdresser.
sassycephalopod
the real questions are... are you single? will you date me? and will you do my blow outs?
ChristopherTheJew
I get asked this also fellow Chris
digi2k
Well shit, I'm also a Chris that's a male hairdresser!
Renowned1k90
A guy can be a barber and nobody blinks an eye. But being a guy as a hairdresser makes everyone lose their minds!
StepRightUp
Great way to meet women!!!
Chrisssssss
Ikr!
LordLoke
As a guy working at The Body Shop, i can relate.
Raelic
Is it because of the profession? Or the stilletto heels, low-rise jeans, and visible g-string?
Chrisssssss
I'm not sure TBH
imakedndreferencesatinappropriatetimes
Are you metro?
Chrisssssss
definitely
hardytardigrade
If it's women, maybe they are asking because they hope you aren't.
Chrisssssss
That could be true
AdultArtMarmar
take it as a compliment, at least once a day a gay guy thinks of you as dating material
FireHawkDanno
Hey I had this same problem when I started, it was such an annoying cliche and even my friends started calling me gay (I'm not). 1
FireHawkDanno
But after a while you tend to grow a thick skin to it all and it will become something you'll laugh about in years to come!
MacClay
"Hell yeah I'm gay. Gay for pussy!" Then you shave a dick into their hair.
WeAreAllFoolsAllTheTime
How refreshing to see a straight man do what makes him happy instead of what he thinks he "should" do!
Chrisssssss
We need to take those steps nowadays
Somethingswrongintheneighbourhood
You should drive a mazda miata, no one would question your sexuality if you drove one of those!
CeruleanSky1988
So uh... u gay?
CaptainObvious3000
Genius if you ask me. Doing what you like and being surrounded by ladies every day! Gay or not, you do you booboo!
Chrisssssss
Thanks man
Monowas
You talk to people EVERY day???
ProPuke
Imagine going to a mute hairdresser.. and having to explain with charades what it is you want.
slaitch
Well?
pointybracket7717
Answer the damn question!
AncientSeraph
It's right there in the title...
shmlonathon
Fellow hairdresser, can confirm
shmlonathon
On the plus side male hairdressers get hella more tips especially from older women
BananaShip
Nothing wrong with being fabulous at your job
HoneybadgerAlex
As long as you're not gay
Chrisssssss
Thanks
codabear23
StephiesJets0020
I knew a few straight hair dressers. The amount of ass they get is so high
nonlpb
OK, OK...but are you? You can tell us.
Chrisssssss
I'm not
ZashchishchayushchiysyaOsushchestvitelLzhesvidetelstva
But you're OP now. You know what it means
MyFavoritesIsAllComics
TJRocketship
I don't care which team you play on, I just wanna know how your fade game is bruh
Chrisssssss
It's pretty Awesome
TJRocketship
My dude
mushroombirdornaments
I was in a metal band that toured and gained semi-popularity and our singer was a straight hairdresser. asked if he was gay on a daily basis
penguinized
but he was the singer, not the keyboarder...
MOTHERFUCKING
Are you sure you're not?
MyCatIsCalledWinston
sounds like a great way to pick up chicks actually
kaitIin
If he was then his username would be Chrithhhhh.
MOTHERFUCKING
And then they kithed.
Chrisssssss
Yes, i am sure
jdpt
I think the job will eventually turn you gay lol
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
we can be unsure for you.
SilverWingsofMorning
i know a number of straight guy hairdressers. they typically charge premium dollars
thedevil
Dude... your username even has a lisp. Are you really really sure?
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
his name is Chrissssssss not Chrithhhhhhh
cloudless9
You're actually not because @op is always a faggot
Pandaphant
I mean have you double checked?
rezpawner
You being OP begs the differ, you faggot.
MOTHERFUCKING
I dunno man.. are you sure you haven't found any random dicks lodging themselves in your throat? It happens to us all at some point.
Chrisssssss
Well When i woke up This Morning you know....
MOTHERFUCKING
Yeah see, you should get that checked out by a doctor. You might have caught the gay.
thor0486
If you're a straight dude like you say, you'll get so many opportunities with the ladies.
Chrisssssss
I hope so ;)
ExplainTheJoke
Are you sure you're sure?
rgr33572
His user name has sass to it.
Chrisssssss
You're making Me doubt
BrownskinOriental
Have you tried gay stuff and decided yoh didn't like it? Not for you?
Chrisssssss
Yup
iHumanity
Go on.
OdonKondi
I mean how do you know
ExplainTheJoke
Hey op
Chrisssssss
I have my expirience in the area
MisterEcal
If you've never sucked a dick, how do you know you don't like it?
Chrisssssss
What if i have tho?
MisterEcal
dash0826
Well.....you're either gay or the zohan.
Chrisssssss
That's a fair point
BrycedTea
I just want to make the world silky smooth.
mascaralvb
Wow, that seems like a really personal question to ask a stranger. If a woman plummer came to my house would I ask if she's a lesbian? No.
WKBetafiggit
I'd ask her if she lays a lot of pipe
Phled
Yeah but if she were a welder? Uh huh.
heartlessninja6
Do you prefer sausage or taco?
phantomIimb
To be fair, the customer interaction in each trade is vastly different. You stay and talk with the stylist, not the plumber
Mimsey
You don't talk to your plumber? Offer them a drink or something to eat now and then? How barbaric.
Mushroombadger
It's still kind of a personal question to pop to person you just met.
phantomIimb
No question there it's still not okay
Ishalldefenestrateyou
When I was little and my parents were having the bathroom remodeled. I would sit and watch the plumber work and ask questions.
Ishalldefenestrateyou
However I am now a chemist. So I guess it wasn't that impressionable.
shedooooooooo
The most obvious clue this is a lie is that it's "hair stylist" not "hair dresser." The latter is outdated & a rude way to refer to stylists
gman44
How is hair dresser rude? Quit being so sensitive
imakedndreferencesatinappropriatetimes
>plummer
TekPriest1975
The proper question to ask her is "You wanna take a look at my plumbing?"
poodlypoodle
AmotsEinhorc
Pic of op
BooBitchesIAmAGhost
Daaaym those American teeth!
whitefolk
Chrisssssss
Seems accurate
hgghu8888
Me and my friends played the how much would you suck a dick for game? I wet first and said 85$ the next lowest number was 150,000$ moral
hgghu8888
Moral of the story, sometimes it's better to answer last. Plus my weird friend Jane keeps txtn me saying he's $85 bucks like twice a day
perseco
Jesus. That looks like Gordon Ramsay fused with Richard Simmons.
PatrickTrimble
It is
AkLonewolf
Richard Ramsay
AkLonewolf
Dick Ramsay
20dollarsis20dollars
I'm not gay but
whitefolk
You deserve more credit
AmotsEinhorc
For the username
TwentyDollarsIsTwentyDollars
Well I'm not gay either but..