TowelMold
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Apr 8, 2018 6:03 AM
TowelMold
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bringbakfirefly
I've rationalized not showing up for work because I super tired. No one noticed.
Frosty29
Who can relate, woo!
Masteryota00
Yep!
SpottieOttieDopalisciousAngel
We’re on a point system. I can’t even be one minute late. =/
paintmespastic
Me right now
SadieMuffins
I set alarms at ten-minute intervals to accomplish this. Yes, I'm that person.
lupender
i set alarms, after i should already be gone to work. just in case i overslept.
Kaiserzose
Running my own business I may work most of every day, but I get up when I fucking want to!
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Dovahkith
Add bae to the list
Totallynotfakingit
anonymousOtterbein
One of my coworkers is always 10 minutes late. When I have to come in after him, I'll come in late too. He can't say shit.
Jabbaaaaaaa
How did you get this picture of me and why do I look like a duck?
saintmynamebitch
Sleep, a hell of a drug!
emberree
TheNarcissistic
Malfoy, ya little shit!
emberree
youremyboyblue123
This. Is. My. Life.
matt692007
I used to get to work at 7 am so I could eat breakfast and wake up before work. Now I am lucky if I leave my house before 7:10.
AccountUsernameNotAvailable
I got fired from my job at the calendar factory. I don't understand, I just took a day off.
strideo
Same for me only I was working at the clock factory and I only took an hour off.
TyDugganWrites
Guys, me as well! I work at peanut butter facotry and I got fired for getting it off! in the processing line! at JIF!
forestfinagle
Once you get to a certain job level, being 15 mins late on occasion means nothing.
TyDugganWrites
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giveittomestraightlikeapearcidermadefrom100percentpears
Did this last week. I have an alarm on my iphone "leave the house". This gives me a good 7 minutes to walk to the bus stop. I got ready, >
giveittomestraightlikeapearcidermadefrom100percentpears
brushed my teeth, managed to have a quick crap, put my shoes on and run to the bus stop in that 7 minutes.. It was pretty mental.
Jimicusthereal
No future, let alone a career...lucky if you have a job. Awkward hand placement.
seacaptain7231415
It’s ridiculous that in 2018 with all the advancements, we still have to wake up to go make someone else money. Smh man not for me
yuriicide
Agreed. Lots of jobs are bullshit paper pushing types that don’t really serve any true purpose
Alkuam2
Not too bad when they pay you to watch movies and play video games. (TBF I had to fix the first.)
SpecialOedipus
This right here is why I fucking hate jobs. You should not have to jeopardize your job if you're tired or want a day off.
tonybaratheonIII
paid sick days are a Godsend
strideo
I hate it when people constantly flake out on coming to work. Nothing like working a 12 hour shift and canceling my dinner plans because 1/
strideo
someone decided they didn't feel like coming in that day. 2/2
SpecialOedipus
I work 12 hour shifts regardless, compressed work weeks are great. Still doesn't change my opinion about work. It's life consuming....
HUFLPUF
"I'll sleep in... I can totally get ready for work in 1/2 the time I normally do. I'll just have to go faster." -- sleepy brain logic
IrukandjiJelly
The accuracy of this hurts.
bigbootybigfoot
I work second shift it really blows, but I never have to wake up early ever.
strideo
Yeah but you still have to wake up sometime and it can feel early anytime.
bigbootybigfoot
IDK I get 8 hours a night working first shift I averaged like 5. Now I can't do anything after work so might as well sleep
outlawjosey
I can brush my teeth in traffic
Gerckin
I save time by skipping the bathroom when I get up and just pee in a Mountain Dew bottle while I floss in the car
MangoLassi
Really?
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
If I shit myself I'll save 15mins and maybe get a free sick day when I get sent home
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interiorcrocodileferaligatr
Well, would be weirder not wearing a bra in the car right?
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TheWorldsGreatestPlagueDoctor
Nah just wear your bra at the office.
nyut
Xenomania
I'm just going to close my eyes for 2 more minutes...
tw0B
...aaand it's 3 pm
TheAbhorrent
I remember one time I did that and then woke up 3 hours later. I rushed my ass to work and then I found out I was off that day.
dkizzll
Then waking up in extreme panic 2 hours later.
rvcaptn
then getting ready at warp speed trying to think if a really good excuse that you haven't before everyone knows it bs but truth will can you
nellietta
Did you write this in a hurry or
DefinetlyNotARussianSpy
2 hours late for work
dkizzll
rvcaptn
wrote fast and tried to make it fit