First food tutorial that makes me want to actually go out an try in a while

Oct 10, 2018 3:47 PM

KaptainKoala

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First food tutorial that makes me want to actually go out an try in a while

Sorry

It's not

Just one video

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Wow! My first time on the front page! Thnks for viewing everybody, and stay classey!

You know what to do.

are those fish gonna be alright?

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I like all the mashing

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You can literally catch those fish with an empty hook

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TIL - Potato and Chive mash attracts the fishies.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Life Hack: Skip a stone while waiting for food to cook to speed up the process.

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eat the eyes!

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I eat the whole head

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that's what she said

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Didn't know you can cook with bamboo. That is some versatile stuff; as much as I've seen on some other primitive tech YouTube channels.

8 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I heard it’s sturdy enough to make large bridges.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bamboo rice, quite tasty and fragrant. Try if you have the chance.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

About to say that. It’s super good

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But isn't bamboo rice soaked in bamboo juice and cooked normally rather than cooked in bamboo?

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I'm thinking of two other ways. I've never tried the one you said.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TIL fish love champ.

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When I go camping I eat raisins and a cheese sandwich

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Didn't gut the fish?

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He did. 2nd vid you can faintly see lines where the organs would be.

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I think these little guys are small enough and in fast/fresh enough water to not be problematic

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 8

that is pure conjecture

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and WILDLY speculative might I add

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Still eating doody though.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Title of your sex tape?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Extra flavor!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Like the taste of fish? Tough shit, because all this tastes of is peppers, and more pepper.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

Some fish don’t have a good taste to begin with

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That character flaw is by no means unique to fish.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you know nothing about flavor. like andy bernard, sometimes i think you dont know food at all. certain flavors compliment others you twig

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

If I ate that much peppers I wouldn't know any flavour besides "burnt tongue" for hours. Or do you mean it's "slightly fishy chili flavour"?

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that's a great point, hahaha

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That looks so spicy but so delicious.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Got it. When I'm in the wild, find a potato and some spices.

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Preparation shmeperation. v

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and wash it down with a nice warm beverage--your own piss.

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Does he not carry a knife with him?

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I don’t have any flat rocks to skip while I wait for the food to cook, can I still do this?

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Nope, sorry

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Shucks

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Thats a big nope!

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Shoot!

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Stream to Table

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streaming the process.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My favorite is the first trout I catch in the spring being cleaned and eaten within 15 minutes.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

FRESH

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

The eyes have it

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wtf is that sh... oh

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Bones. So many bones.

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When they’re that small you just chew through them. Can’t tell they were even there

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't even eat seafood but that still looks God damn tasty.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No thank you, I prefer my soup without fish eyes and bones.

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And I prefer my braised chicken feet to be fingernail-less. WE CAN'T ALL GET WHAT WE WANT JIM.

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Ohh please! thats the juiciest part

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I got sad when it was revealed that the potatoes were for bait

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I wasnt expecting it myself

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Half the reason i want to try

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I'll probably bait myself.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I've had a similar dish in China. It is soooo good. The spicy makes you keep eating because if you stop the real heat sets in.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That’s the best! That’s why I keep eating mala everything I can find

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Mmm fish sauce...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I remember explaining to the kid in the grocery store- it’s not sauce FOR fish, it’s sauce OF fish.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mmmm, disgusting.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's quite the sharp axe if it's able to make that clean of a cut

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Its a fish cleaver

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

But what kind of fish cleaver?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a rule, I generally don't like bones, fins or eyeballs in my food. Also waste of a perfectly good potato.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

They add interesting texture.

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Ohhhh yes!!!

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Thank you!

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haha

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Linda pls

8 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

Whatever happened to her? The last I remember she was getting hot with Lassan who was a mod or whatever.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's the same thing I vaguely remember, but I don't know whether she left on her own or got banned.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This video went Irish to Asian real quick

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legit LOLed +1

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn’t see any whiskey

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After I see the hooks going through... https://imgur.com/FOwZ77O

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I do too depending on what takes my fancy.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Waste of a good spud......

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Best looking colcannon I've seen in a while, smh

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Irish stew in the name of the law

8 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 2

I remember that from Benny Hill

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As do my PornHub searches

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Irish you wouldve said something sooner.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Tomatoes, cumin and chili powders, green onions.. Pretty sure it ended up Mexican.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, they didn't even ??? to ferment the potatoes........Temperature hour over here

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How did this mess get so many upvotes?

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Fucked if I know

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The fuck are you saying? Say words!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Irish* not russian

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You've never drank Poteen?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They appear to be coherent and not blind, so the answer is likely "no"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Amateur?

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Fuck it

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Just like the original construction of the railroad systems in the U.S.

8 years ago | Likes 832 Dislikes 1

Dayum. Didn’t expect a bonus history lesson. +1

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Set you up nicely for that one.

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A f**kin Burn AND I learned something

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Derailed his comment with a railroad joke. This is fucking savage.

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Shieet. Good one.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This was so good

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Fuuuuck that’s dark and deep. Just like your moms vagina

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that comment

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OMG

8 years ago | Likes 125 Dislikes 1

I really wish I could favorite comments.

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Goddammit, have your upvote.

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I love you.

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?

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That got a surprised giggle out of me, dang.

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I have a weird phobia for bones in my food. Smaller they are, the creepier they are.

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One of the many reasons people decide to become vegetarian/vegan

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Maybe just eat vegetables?

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I understand that, now add shrimp shells to the mix, what an unsettling feeling while eating

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And eyes

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Wait...... too late never mind

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..aaaand eyes

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Yea, I would have to be super desperate to eat any part of the fish head.

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Except the cheeks bud. Best part.

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Mmmmm

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That's not wierd, it's logic. Got a fish bone stuck in my throat once, don't care to repeat that. Plus these didn't get gutted, brained, etc

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If you look again they were at least gutted. Can’t say about the brained part

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i have this weird phobia with meat on any bones. if someone give me a chicken leg, I would only eat the meat that isn't touching the bone

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Most seafood that isn't fish involves animals without skeletons though.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

and some fish have no bones. Sharks for instance.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

my father in law is like that. I think it's pretty weird, but whatever.. everyone's kinda weird. More wings for me!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

More wings and Ribs for me!!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My BFF is like this. She hates any and all meat with bones

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Im similar. I remove the meat from the bone before I can eat it. Cant stand the thought my my teeth hitting bone.

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Everyone in this chain of comments is weird. Then again I know people who eat chicken wings whole, bone and all

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That is dangerous though. cooked chicken bones splinter, that is why you don't give cooked chicken bones to dogs

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Chew a lot

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I want my food to be faceless, like, I don't want to see bones, cartilage, veins, etc. Just meat. Generic, tasty, anonymous meat.

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Also known as denial. I had an ex who called me a cavewoman every time I ate a drumstick. Only acceptable chicken for him: breasts/nuggets.

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Denial is thinking we only eat the "dumb" animals and keep the smarter ones as pets. Pigs and cows are smarter than cats and some dogs.

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My favorite is chicken leg quarters with the drumstick attached to the thigh. Something about biting into a whole leg feels right to me.

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makes me feels very primitive and like a real carnivore.. like I just chased this bitch down, ripped the leg right off and dug in. good shit

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Have you heard about "cultured meats"? I'm personally a fan of it, but have yet to try it

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I'm the opposite. I can't eat any bones that touch meat. I can only eat the parts of the bones that don't touch any meat

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Gotta get that marrow

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wait a second...

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Are you Romanian? They have a dish there that's literally roasted chicken bones

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maybe I am weird

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Remove meat from bone. Problem solved.

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My housemate is the same. Loves chicken, can't have it on the bone.

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With chicken bones, it creeps me out to see the bone, but I'll eat it. T bone Steak, I'm fine with. Smaller bones, fuck no.

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My friend will eat the meat once he has cut it all off the bone. Even if he cuts it off.

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Kinda funny when we do all you can eat wings in Southampton

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You are

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thanks

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I don't think you are. The older I've gotten, and realized I don't ever have to eat chicken on the bone, the more skeeved out I am by 1/2

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Just think, you got bones inside you.

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I was gonna say that they are too small to effect but you said smaller, creepier.. lol

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Just eat them raw, that way the bones are soft. Or maybe you could just swallow them whole

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Found bones twice in a nugget, havent eaten chicken since then

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Understandable. Don't know why you're downvoted for admitting one of your fears, basically

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I'm not the only one?!

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there's dozens of us!!!

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Dozens!!!!

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Maybe you'll get used to it after getting used to preparing food?

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I've prepared food a fair amount. It's just, once as a kid I bit into like a really soggy, broken, black bone on a chicken leg. Scared me

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Same. That and blood. I can’t eat cow without people being rude about it. :/

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Do you mean the juice in a rare steak?

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You know it's literally not? Its color comes from myoglobin, not hemoglobin and it's not got blood cells or plasma in it. Meat is generally

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Drained and washed/rinsed well before reaching the consumer.

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Na its a protein called myoglobin. The animal is bleed out when killed, and cleaned up while butchering

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