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if this post gets 2,000 upvotes everyone who replys to this post will guarantee themselves 50,000 GarlicCoins upfront
Business Kakuna tax (he will do your taxes)
robbyoconnor
If you dislike garlic bread, you're not human. Go away. I'm so...sooo...sooo...sooo....
lamiae
SvnnyDay
Oh baby, this is some of the hottest action I've seen in a long time.
Terenceqfg
You can be allergic to something and still not like it. Like with my stepdad and coconuts. 221
glassedgamer
I shouldn't be looking at this, being as hungry as I am.
carrotleison
Sigh *unzips*
dinosarahsaurus
Nah. You all need to get on the garlic fingers train. Pizza crust drenched in garlic butter, mozza, bacon (optional) and baked. Awww yeaah
peachplumpear9
I was looking to see if anyone would mention garlic fingers. So yummy
ToHuskyToOwnAHuskie
Finally someone I can trust with my taxes
ClarkKentfield
no
itwashere
BananaLollipop
But is it cheesy though???
LazerDaze
no
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
"sigh" *preheats oven*
SquareHead27
yomancs
I'm hear to let the community know, I recently made a meat ball sub with garlic bread! It was fabulously fantastic
Reckitralph
I just cheesed myself
Terenceqfg
Aurally 516
Alethacxs
garlic is disgusting. 705
GaelicandUnpronounceable
I became allergic to garlic after an illness and it's been the saddest few months of my life
FriendlyRadiation2
Every time I see garlic bread I think of Scott Pilgrim. Pretty much my favorite graphic novels.
WeirdEnigma
Garlic bread makes you fat!
FriendlyRadiation2
Bread makes you fat?
narutosenpia0
Mizuha112
*uses harden*
cattingtons
IT'S THE FUTURE
PffftNext
I thought children were the future?
Idsertian
I'VE TASTED IT
FrenchConnecyBecky
Garlic bread?!
cattingtons
GARLIC BREAD?!
FrenchConnecyBecky
Cheesecake?!
cattingtons
Cake of cheese?
FrenchConnecyBecky
Dirty bastards! All the people that aren't from the UK are going to wonder what the hell we're talking about lol!
stret
Jerry!!
HeWentToJaredButNotJaredFromSubwayCuzHeDidBadStuffImJared
The Kakuna at the end, no matter how irrelevant, I accept this. Nice touch
fraxinusoleaceae
This has never been more appropriate: http://imgur.com/MGCZEo3
tehzpoon
I had sex once and I was like
JacobaFett
https://pics.onsizzle.com/4-pictures-of-jennifer-lawrence-that-will-make-you-say-3693831.png
solidasabowlofsoup
Why not up vote pornstars earing garlic bread.
ThatEdward
hailtothepumpkinking
KuuroiYuki
Guys, can we Kickstart this? We're gonna pay pornstars to just record themselves eating garlic bread and commenting about it.
fluffysstuff
Get this poster a Nobel Prize for innovation.
jasta6
ProcrastinatingProbably
How does one ear a garlic bread? -Thorougly confused Imgurian.
ImmortalAzrael
Sensually.
chbarts
Aurally
plastikman
You haven't watched enough porn then.
ProcrastinatingProbably
Please link. I am interested.
321Nik
i think he meant eat
ProcrastinatingProbably
He obviously meant ear.
321Nik
oh ok
KnowerOfNothing
MRW:
ParappaTheVelociraptor
Well, this exists. I am a little happier knowing that.
filthyfrankfurter
IN WHAT SITUATION WAS THE GARLIC BREAD NOT THE FIRST OPTION YOU HEATHEN
Turbosnailz
Red lobster biscuits
pookieeatworld
*heavy breathing and heart palpitations*
sarzane
hahahaha
thisIsTheShortestUsernameEverCreatedInTheHistoryOfTheEarth
this gif tho (commenting for later cause for some reason I can't save it)
KnowerOfNothing
Use this link to favourite it: https://imgur.com/drftoAw
thisIsTheShortestUsernameEverCreatedInTheHistoryOfTheEarth
thanks man
PacoAlaTaco
GRA2itous
ISwearIDontOwnAMethLab
I just want to talk to a person who doesn't like garlic bread (if there exists somenone like this) and listen to why don't they like it
andyar
People who try to be gluten free when they aren't actually allergic to gluten.
nopetynopenope
I don't like garlic bread and it's because I hate bread
TachyonCode
The closest you'll get is me. I only like garlic bread when it's in front of me. Otherwise I've a long list of more appealing foods.
0lliecat
Vampires? I bet they can't even resist the awesomeness.
QuixoticelixirMama
I don't like how it makes my mouth taste afterwards :(
NERDRAGEohacat
I don't like garlic bread because I always wind up eating too much of it. It's the devil's food, I tells ya.
Ilraei
I don't like frozen garlic bread because the crust acts like captain crunch and shreds the roof of my mouth.
Mellonion
I love garlic bread, but I don't like how sick I get afterwards, if that counts
n080dy123
I get gas after I eat Garlic Bread, but that doesn't stop me from eating loads of it. LET THEM SUFFER, THEY KNEE WHAT THEY WERE GETTING INTO
AppleFoster
Alright, wish granted. I don't like it because, well, I don't fucking like garlic. I also really don't like just bread all that much.
Bluie135
I don't, and I think this post will convince you to think the same way.
MrChimichanga
I'm allergic to garlic but I honestly know it is delicious. I smell it and it's just like god damn that smells great and I can't have any.
db17k
This is so sad!
TheGoddessAurora
Does having an allergy to garlic count?
nicouk
Only if you're a vampire...
stoffo
Can't decide if I should feel sorry for you or burn you like an abomination you are
ICantFindTheRightUsername
no
TheEgolessEgotist
Only if you're glad you can't eat it
andyar
I guess you could just make... toast
Vloddamick
Texas toast?
ICantFindTheRightUsername
with garlic, right?
EYBAYBAY
I dont like how its deliciously buttery, crisp on the outside, yet soft in the inside. Espicially, paired with lasagna, spaghetti, alfr3do..
originalnamedonotsteal1
You're the type of person that likes Adele because she makes you cry.
SirGravy
Because my mother never loved me
jp189512
You mean me? I love garlic, I love bread, absolutely detest garlic bread
JimHeckler
You're a maniac!
jp189512
only on the dance floor my friend
PoolOrAPond
What do you hope would come of it? You can't reason with insanity like that.
ISwearIDontOwnAMethLab
I know i cant reason with them, just want to hear those false reasons
Thirstraffe
Can't like something I've never tried..I guess I can't not like it either
amoeba15
What if they don't like it because they're allergic to garlic because they're a dog in a human suit?
appaismyspiritanimal
Or someone is a vampire masquerading as a human.
ISwearIDontOwnAMethLab
I said "a person who doesn't like it" not an allergic person... I can't imagine how bad it feels be a person like
amoeba15
You can be allergic to something and still not like it. Like with my stepdad and coconuts.