FartyPoopster
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Negros Island, Philippines
Hello Imgur! Love this whole “a day in the life” series and thought I’d contribute too.
I live in the Visayas region of the Philippines, specifically in a sock-shaped island called Negros (The island is called that because of the dark-skinned indigenous locals called the Negritos). Negros is also known as the “sugar bowl” of the Philippines because the main industry of the island is sugarcane farming/ production. It’s a very agriculture-based place so not a lot of mega cities with skyscrapers and such here.
Like most Filipinos, I have a tiny room with an even tinier bed. Our dogs (mine and my brother’s) occupy most of the bed. I don’t mind though. I like their cuddles. (also, sorry for the glimpse of me thunder thighs. :c )
As soon as I wake up, I’m out to walk the dogs, Ninja (aka little shit) and Night. Early dog tax!
I live in a ‘low-cost’ village in one of the biggest city of the island. Land cuts are very small (our lot is only 150 sqm), and there’s not a lot of space in between houses. It makes the neighborhood homier, in a way though, so I like it.
Also, I’m a 29 yr old woman who lives with her mom and brother. Living with your family is fairly common here. Filipinos are very family-centric after all. The only time I’ll be able to move out, maybe, is if I move in a different island/country...or if I get married. Here’s our house (and our family truck, Hodor).
My mom and I are accountants, the white building beside our house is our small accounting office. People always say it’s convenient that our office is just beside our home, but sometimes it sucks. We get demanding clients in ungodly hours because if the office isn’t open, they think they can always just barge in on us at home. But hey, we get paid for it, so can’t really complain much.
Onwards to my day! I usually take my dogs to our village park, just about 3 minutes walk away from home.
The park is quite small but it has both an outdoor basketball court and indoor one (you can’t see it, but it’s the one with the green roof). Basketball is HUGE in the Philippines, thanks to our former overlords, the Americans. Most people are nuts for the NBA. Heck, I don’t play it and have no particular interest in it but even I know that Tim Duncan recently retired after 19 seasons. Most people here know their basketball news and they don’t hesitate to let you know about it.
While walking the dogs, I fetch my mom from the church. Filipinos are predominantly Catholic, thanks to our OTHER former overlords, the Spaniards. My mom is super religious and goes to mass every day. She often says she needs to do it to pray for my wretched soul (I was baptized Catholic as a baby, but seldom practice it). Said church. You can actually see my mom there probably praying for me.
I usually get back home just in time for breakfast. Today’s breakfast is corned beef, fried egg (I drizzle mine with soy sauce, hence those brown spots), and steamed red rice. I would say this is a fairly typical Filipino breakfast.
After feeding the dogs and putting out food bowls for the neighborhood stray cats, I’m off for work. As I said, I work as an accountant. But I also help out with the family’s farm. The majority of the farms in our island is of sugarcane. It goes the same for my family, too.
Fridays are usually scheduled for visiting the farm which is 2 hours drive away up north. Sometimes we take the coastal road to avoid traffic because nobody likes to take this route as it is the longer way. The seaside view ain't bad, too!
Most of the drive is boring though. Not a lot to see here but just vast sugarcane fields. Our island has a volcano that you can barely make out in the pic here, because it’s covered with clouds. It's one of the most active volcano in the country. The last time it erupted was, i think, last year. You can get a permit to climb it. There's a protected rain forest at the base of the volcano where a couple of rare indigenous floral and fauna can be found. The volcano also has a fascinating "origins" legend about a noble lord with the ability to speak to animals battling out a nasty virgin-obsessed seven-headed dragon and then finally defeating him with the help of the good ol ant army!
At the farm now. Inspecting the sugar cane fields. Planting has just started. Looks like the seedlings (right side) are growing okay, woohoo!
There’s also some wild coffee trees growing in the fields and some cherries have gone red and ready for picking, double woohoo!
Our farm is one of those old school farms. Sometimes, we still employ the services of these hardy animals to plow our fields: the water buffalo (or as we call them, the carabaos).
One thing I love being in the farm is that I'm surrounded by wild flowers almost every where I go. Many of them are considered “weeds” though so they’ll eventually be pulled out. :(
My favorite weed (heh) is called the “mahiya-hiya” (translated as the ‘shy’ plant). The leaves retract when you touch them. Kids have fun doing this. Not ashamed to admit I still have fun when I do it too! (first time making a gif, i'm not sure if it's working...)
A river borders our small farm. This is my favorite spot in the farm. I could spend hours here just staring at the water, occasionally releasing a juicy fart or two.
Before heading back home, we decided to buy some meats and seafood in the nearby ‘wet’ market. This is where we buy fresh produce. The market is usually divided into 2 parts, the side where the meats are sold (this pic), and opposite it, would be where the veggies, fruits and condiments are (next pic). At the side of the markets are small huts which usually offer to cook the foods you bought at the market. We had our lunch here also.
the veggie/ condiments side of the market
Seafood is plentiful here. My favorite are the different kinds of sea shells. I love them all. We cook them in many ways - boiled, grilled, stewed in coconut milk, etc. I have no idea what most of them are called though. Our loot for today's lunch are these four: clams, the -erm- spiraly ones, oysters, and the ones we call “sikad-sikad”
Also love seaweed. We prepare them blanched and drenched in vinegar, mixed with tomato, ginger, garlic, chilis and loads of red onions. Here’s some we saw (and bought) in the market. The… uh, coral-looking ones, the slimy-spaghetti ones, and the pulpy alien-y ones.
Since it’s a Friday, some towns on our way back gets crowded because of people working in the city finally going home to their home towns for the weekend. The traffic in the island can be bad in some towns but it’s never as bad as in the capital, Manila.
The sun sets here are quite nice. My favorites are the purple sunsets (especially when it’s over the seas). Today it was a bit golden. (I attached said purple sunsets too, just because I love them)
said purple sunset. iz pretty.
Had to do a little bit of work before my day finally ends. So I had to stop by the office before finally going home. Here’s where I do most of my accounting work.
Ending the day with a dinner of chicken stuff on a stick. We call the dish "inasal". Our island is well known for it. Today's inasal is chicken breast, wings and...intestines (I know it sounds and looks disgusting but it is delicious. Trust me.)
grilled chicken intestines on a stick. oohh yeaah.
Neighborhood stray cat tax!
I know Imgur hates selfies (or pics of OP...?) but I've read a couple of comments that some people appreciate seeing the face behind these posts. So here's a pic of my friends and I enjoying a drink of flowery fruit juice! First one who can guess which one is me gets a box of treats from the Philippines! (I promise no seaweed and intestines.)
ariefbs
@OP You forgot to mention that those shy plant (Mimosa pudica) got thorn LOL. But great GIF on that shy plant (why I haven't think of that)
stilltoxic
Yum isaw!
JuliusSeizure7
Nice to see other Filipinos on Imgur. I'm pretty white washed though. The closest I've ever been to the Philippines is at Seafood City.
faunakate
Salamat
Pabloblibli
I think the IMGUR community is tolerant of selfies if part of these "Day in the Life" posts. Thank you for sharing!
VB1791
OPs a hottie
FartyPoopster
*awkward high five* :D
jsmithy2334
https://media.giphy.com/media/oit9mu0v5LqzC/giphy.gif
GrandHofTarkin
My mom is from Albay (Libon)! Not close, but still :)
FartyPoopster
I've been to Albay, in Legaspi once. It's a beautiful city. The constant sight of Mt Mayon is utterly breathtaking. :)
housedelirium
Taga bacolod ka op? I miss my hometown, its been 2-3years i think since i went home. I went to street view one day and saw lots of new bldgs
FartyPoopster
Huo! :) And yep, damo na bag-o na buildings!
wallace3240
Was in Manila four years ago. Love your country and hope to return one day. Pretty country and pretty girls! Old man tho! Food was great.
FartyPoopster
I'm glad you had a good time here! :)
RyanMcFlyin
We're ok with pic, OP! Great post- as I often tell others on IMGUR- if you're ever out my way in Hannibal, MO, USA - drinks on me
FartyPoopster
Oooh! Ima take note of that one! I extend the same hospitality of course. :D
RyanMcFlyin
Excellent!
Cristalluna
Wow i love it down there! Beautiful ???? i always get asked what my nationality is because i look alot like you guys which i wouldnt mind
Pheonix686
I spy a Lamb of God t-shirt! I'll bet your mother isn't too keen on them!
FartyPoopster
She doesn't need to know what they are. She complimented me for wearing it once, I think. I chuckled inside (and then felt a bit guilty). :D
EricSpeadboat
Nice post, upvoting because of the juicy farts.
plastikman
Ah a cute pinay. My kryptonite.
zeeguy
Beautiful doggies!
FartyPoopster
Thanks! :D
Mcflyvol
OP is a cutie
FartyPoopster
Not as cute as your butt! Tweedaloo! :D
erichwithanh
My friend is in the Philippines now. Your place looks much nicer than his. Their town has one stop light and it is always blinking yellow.
FartyPoopster
haha yeah, some of our stop lights blink both red and green at the same time. stop lights here are silly sometimes.
erichwithanh
Send adobo...I'm so hungry....
FartyPoopster
Old adobo is nasty. It's a very easy dish to make tho! I'm sure you can manage making one!
erichwithanh
I can make it but my wife isn't a fan...sadface...
jdw1970
Great post. Loved it
RatoMolhado
Obligatorio: ¡mi negra!
That market looks so yummy, I love it! Your dogs are cuties <3 Thanks for sharing!
avendarius
You had me at wild coffee tree. I must visit. This place and its people seem cool as shit. Thanks for sharing!
FartyPoopster
Holla at me if you have plans to visit! I might be able to help with itineraries and such! :)
cokebender
Bacoloood? Hi from QC! :)
FartyPoopster
Correcto mundo! Also, hi! :)
PussywillowAndDandelionAreNiceNames
I love your post. I'm a Negrense living in the US. I miss my hometown so much. My parents own a sugarcane plantation too.
Lycille
I think it's nice you feed the stray cats :) +1 p.s. the three of you are very pretty!
Lycille
Also, is that a pomelo drink?
FartyPoopster
Awww thanks! Such a sweet compliment! Also, it tasted more like orange + lemon juice but mixed in with flowers. Funky drink.
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youre the person on the right.
theamazinspiderman
But...where are my negroes at?
RobotJock
Murica
RatoMolhado
Being shot at ^
RobotJock
18x less than they shoot at cops
RatoMolhado
Are yu counting appart the black cops?
RobotJock
ill get back to you on that
Or10nSharkFin
Excuse me. We prefer that you call it African-Americans Island. Thank you.
samknight213
I saw the title and I knew the first comment would be something like that
Machiavellianism
They have different genetic, more close to asian rather than negroid.
g1fc0mm3nts
Haaaaa
ObiWanShalomi
Haha I already forgot about that... u caught me off guard xD
supergunime
LordPoopPants
You're on the far right in that picture. Looks like the same watch from you playing with your weeds.
ifavouritesexystuff
Op is cute af
notsocriticalthinking
did OP send treats?
shanianigans
Yes. Your watch gave it away. Thank you for sharing.
FartyPoopster
Drats!
subbywan
And same nail polish
LordPoopPants
Interesting post btw. Lost it at the river farts.
grumblethump
That got my +1
FartyPoopster
Bingo! PM me your address to receive Filipino goodies! (If you're cool with a stranger mailing you, that is.)
DankMimesRUs
Gorgeous smile! and also loved the post.
FartyPoopster
aww thanks! *awkward fist bump* :D
PrincessFluffyButtt
Amazing post! I love these. But. What are considered "goodies" from your side of the world? I'm honestly curious!
FartyPoopster
(2) the fried mill worms taste like green peas though, so it's not too bad! :)
PrincessFluffyButtt
Sorry for the late reply! I'm quite forgetful. I lived in Japan for 3 years and lived trying all the dried out... Well everything they (1)
PrincessFluffyButtt
Had for snacks out in town. (I was stationed there.) New and exotic food is amazing to try!
FartyPoopster
(1) Oh just local sweets and snacks. Nothing too exotic. :D Might put in a pack of fried mill worms if I'm feeling a little devious!
thirdlawofthermalapathy
Make a post about the goodies and packing them!
jesusschrysler
Omg I'm from Cebu...and seeing this make me miss home so much :(
FartyPoopster
Come visit! :) I went to Cebu this May. Did the whole canyoneering trek and swimming with whales thing. Such a beautiful place!
jesusschrysler
December. I hear no more fireworks for new years :/ and I'm going to Cebu then General Santos after. We gots a pizza bizz
FartyPoopster
General santos is also a pretty awesome place! I've yet to do that zip line overlooking 7 waterfalls. Also, pizza. Yum. :D
LordPoopPants
Really!? Fer Sure. Coming at ya
aCannabiscompanyfutureEmployee
This is sweet!! Also, TIL Duncan retired.. thanks OP. And your thunder thighs aint than thundery... you're curvy by american standards
FartyPoopster
this comment made me creepy-clown smile. thank you! :)
TastyButts
I love that both your usernames are similar, it was destiny!
kaykicing
#teamintestines
JustSomeLonelyCommentFarmer
Sheyt @op if dat true you cute af
Chauxsitty
♥️fellow Filipinos !! I wish I got to love the Filipino way before moving to the US. It's nice to see
FartyPoopster
Come visit and at least experience our ways for a couple of days, when you'll have a chance! One is never too old for that! :D
Chauxsitty
Soon!! I've only visited twice since I moved 9 years ago! But soon! My dad was in negros but he passed away and I never got to see it ;-(
AnnieBahde
This was such an interesting one. What a beautiful place you live in!
FartyPoopster
Aww thanks! If you decide to visit this side of the world, holla at me! I love to help out tourists here! :)
AnnieBahde
I would so love to though it'll be in like 20 years when we can finally afford to travel that far. What's the weather like?
FartyPoopster
(1) There's only 2 seasons here. Summer and rainy season. Most of the time it's sunny (and very humid). Some months
FartyPoopster
(3) jars of sunscreen lotion. :D I think I'll still be here 20 yrs from now. My offer is valid for a lifetime! :D
AnnieBahde
Bookmarked so I can prove I'm not a totally random weirdo 20 years from now. See you round!
FartyPoopster
Haha! See ya! :D
FartyPoopster
(2) we get very strong typhoons. But if you come during summer time, you'll be fine. If you're not used to the sun tho, you'll need