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Aug 24, 2013 2:42 PM
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ReginaFalange42
oh dear god
amles
haha I have to go watch tina fey-stuff now
FindoGask
All children are sociopaths. It is up to their parents to teach them to be something better.
lasiopao
I read these gifs out to my mom... she just laughed, and wasn't weirded out. Hmm...
Novapride
their brains are not developed yet.. give them like 25 years and most will be okay.
FuzzyX
Next time use the piano wire Penelope when if you get from behind and apply your weight your mother will go down great.
RedPandaGranda
liliputian7
... What
Otazaku
Soon
theanswerisalwaysmorebeard
I choose to pronounce that name pen-a-lope.
kibet
Children of the Corn
ablondeambition
She's actually being smart and documenting this just in case. Just in case...
Kerbe7335
I once woke from a nap to my 8 year old standing next to the bed holding a pillow, “Shhh. It’s for your own good.”
damnedififuckya
I-Um...Well...I-What?
grumpycatforever
i love her hair here :)
NakMuay94
According to Theory of Mind, toddlers are technically sociopaths...
twodrops
"Hee hee, my daughter is going to be a murderer!"
RedStarBeograd
DangerMeme
mattymo56
this is why I want a son.
DroopyTheDawg
*snort!* Yeah, the little guys are all murderers in training too, don't be mistaken.
slapmyassandcallmesusan
mmmm.....Tina Fey
pacey5714
Her daughter if she could, would look Tina Fey square in the eye and say " this is sausage to me".
LarriussiaEst1996
I love it
StewPedasso
This clip is bound to be used later, at the trial.
damnedififuckya
As long as she's high functioning I think she'll be fine.
Eclectic34
This'll work we'll for Penelope's insanity plea in 20 or so years when they find her standing in the middle of a bloody crime scene...
idontevenknowwhatiamdoinghere
And people wonder why children creep me out http://imgur.com/T9cVGDb
megafoundry
children, Bah i still do that
Slania312
No one wonders man, no one.
optimusthompson
That film is creepy as hell, she was one cooky bitch.
brassknucklenerd
That is going on my list of favourite film shots. Thanks, OP.
Odessa
I work in a building with really long hallways. I do this all the time :/
maggierhodes
Random fact: that girl grew up to play Clove in the Hunger Games so...yea creeptacular
PossiblyNotAGoblin
I have a hard time showing emotion and apparently I tend to do the smile then straight to blank... creeps friends out some....
Falllstreak
What's that gif from?
acciobum
The Orphan.
guminski
Thanks I've been having trouble finding youtube.com
Imalilgonzo
for reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIGFa3mEX2c
legitimateimgurian
I never understood why the video source comments don't get more points. I just want to let you know that I appreciate the effort.
p4r4n0ik4
You are a gentle(wo)man and a scholar! And apparently also "a lil gonzo". Whatever that means...
shitsandgigglesfor100
i think this is a confession.... she is scared for her life
baronridiculous
A cry for help.
Track45
I agree. This is her letting people know that when her body turns up in a river somewhere it was probably her daughter.
Camzilla
Penelope is a toddler, therefore, she IS a sociopath.
wandergeist
Yep. The job of parents is to grow them out of that stage without killing them... or having them grow up to kill anyone else.
drugsarebadbutfeelingsareworse
Exactly! I thought my son could go either way on the serial-killer thing well past kindergarten.
Yumbledore
This is my brother exactly. Only, he was homicidal creepy until 4th grade. Now he's just anti-social creepy. He's 21 or something.
GorillaGrodGobGlobGrob
But would you rather him keeping to himself, or going on a shooting spree in the mall?
mirdreams
Your brother may be getting a visit from friends of your usernamesake.
NotACanadian
I was in the pool with my 4-5 year old nephew. When everybody was in it we were dunking each other into the pool, but only under (1/?)
KuroInu
damn it guys. why can't you hold the posts in the right order D:
NotACanadian
Sorry. I tried to fix it.
KuroInu
not your fault. people upvote just some parts and thus it gets out of order. tried to fix it but don't have enough votes
NotACanadian
again and holding me down. Of course I can easily swim back up, but I ask him why he's doing that. "Because I want there to be no more (4/?)
NotACanadian
supervision. Now it was just me and him, and he dunks me into the pool. I tell him "Now [nephew], you shouldn't dunk people into the (2/?)
NotACanadian
Uncle NotACanadian" (5/5). 0_0
NotACanadian
water". "Why?" he said. "Because I'll drown, and then there'll be no more Uncle NotACanadian." So not 30 seconds later he's dunking me (3/?)
JessThe2ndBestt
Lol "NotACanadian"
Balthor
Does he really call you Uncle NotACanadian?
NotACanadian
No. I'm adlibbing.
Balthor
That's too bad.