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ChloePrice
I mean, I can shove a dildo up my butt, I can write poetry, and I can make art. Makes me factually deep, a poet, and an artist.
Andied
That is a really useless thing to say.
Eogos
How do you know I have internet access, huh!?!?!
tomrocket
i have a poem for u : fuk off
kiwiflavored
If you criticize, you're by definition a critic. If you create art,you're an artist. Even if it's just macrame owls.If you write poetry etc.
TheGhostMinx
But I am a published poet....
SexualConsent
MisheruEmiya
you ARE an artist if you produce art. maybe not a good one, but you are one
Cakesmith
I am deep thank you, 6 lost dildos prove that.
SenorMacaroni
CTRL P add tape and place everywhere in Brooklyn
TheFamousNecromancerMrBones
RoosterBrewster
Woah, spencers gifts is so cynical these days.
HumanSacrifice7721
You are not special. You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
ItTastesLikePurple
You're not a social commentator
ImTheReasonYourSocksAreAlwaysMissing
there it is
notacobra
Can I be meta though?
ignatiuspopular
but... i am an artist? it say's o on my pay check
chuckthapolice
Actually, I am an artist. So there.
Hozertron1
You cut me deep, OP. You cut me real deep. Nevertheless +1
ArtOzz
Unless, of course, you are AND you have internet access.
RedRiotRemus
SixHundredThousandBees
Fuck you OP I am an artist. I write and record original music without the fucking internet. Fuck off.
Cheomesh
Have any samples?
SixHundredThousandBees
Sure, I'll get you something soon here.
Cheomesh
Cheers; I do like to explore music.
misterwit
What a pointlessly negative post. It's not even accurate. Lots of people are 1 or more of those things and use the internet.
dangerkitty
Yup. I work at a game studio and I've seen one of the artists using Imgur. :)
misterwit
Wish I worked at one... been trying for 2 years to get in and I haven't even gotten my first phone call yet.
dangerkitty
It's not easy and unfortunately, it can be a little incestuous in that a good recommendation can mean a lot if you don't have oomph.
dangerkitty
Mind if I ask what your background is? PM would be easier.
toropazzoide
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Stormbringer117
Ha. Those types of puns are the best.
ThatGuyWithThe3DS
Speak for yourself. I'm level 35 on GameFAQs.
buttouchious
The real top comment.
PizzaGovorun
But what if any of THOSE people have internet access?
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LunaLuscus
They're not mutually exclusive, but I'd definitely say you have some bangin' artistic skills. Your work is fantastic!
LearnSomething
Thanks!
Fishnuggs
What if im a poet and dont even know it?
GrailDiary
Holy shit.
TheFamousNecromancerMrBones
You can rhyme anytime, anywhere without care.
moefnym
Just like you need to be an expert at something to do it. "No you can't comment on this, you are no politics expert" .... Bla bla :)
CertifiedAgreer
If you can write, you can be a poet
StonesOnTheHill
An awful, barf-inducing, bore-people-to-tears, overly melodramatic and painfully inane poet, but still, a poet.
Vydrach
EVERYONE'S a critic
CertifiedAgreer
I'm an agreer
buttouchious
I touch butts
Junktrunkjunkie
In that case you might be a Junk trunk Junkie.
buttouchious
Even small butts will do. Praise butt flesh.
SuchaPunchableFace
I have a punchable face.
rocketman89
I have almost 90 rockets up my ass.
ImNotCreativeEnoughForAGoodUsername
The irony of this post is most likely lost on OP
probshouldntsayitbut
Saw a post on instagram that said "you don't have to post it to prove it." This was amidst all the selfies and other look at me shit.
CertifiedAgreer
He posted it, so yeah, almost certainly
Garouleloup
OP is a faggot, everyone knows that.
Booooooiqqqq
"You're not a critic" bitch everybody on the internet is a critic
hiphopbookshop
Imagine if the gave out an award for being humble. I feel like you could never brag about having won it.
Canuckbuck
Out of all my amazing traits, I think being humble is one of the best; alongside my modesty, which is also fantastic.
SquidJesus
I'm a squid.
HarryHobo97
Simmer down, SquidJesus. You're overflowing with selfish love again, you condescending bastard
SquidJesus
Shellfish*
TheGrinchStoleYourShit
OP's still a fag though
AngryFoodTerror
smallskillerofhambino
VajrapaniP
NitroTheEpic
randomoverusedcomment
Ofc.... Ofc
kentonburns3000
Chryos
Bitch you don't know me.
jimmysuebob
Bitch I might be
Cassiusloganart
Actually though
Dicho83
Exactly, I'm using a coconut connected to a series of vines to post this.
QuadrumanousCuddler
That's the point.
ImAnUpVoterUnlessYoureAnUberDouche
Beat me to it. Was ready to say the same exact thing.
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TheGrinchStoleYourShit
I do, how's mom?
BaldVinnie
TomZarekForVicePresident
now that's art
photog
You're not a don't know me
SometimesIsitAndThinkSometimesIjustSit
#poetry
LookingForMyKids
Then let me get to know you!
OneCoolFrood
RootAccess
no way,You ain't gonna dull my sparkle
TheButtholeBandit
4tals
Uhh spoilers, I'm not caught up yet.
KingBanana8008
MRS. PANCAKE!!!!!
Galaxianimations
Nice Mrs. Pancake. Reeeal nice.