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Mintytwang
For some reason I lost it at "Owns a heated blanket"
stuknot1
Obvious douchebag is obvious.
galvertez
why is everyone so enthralled by a 31 year old who does a high school book report on how attractive he is
Ammaccabanane
Ok, Captain Obvious here...If you're so fabulous, why still single? Sounds fishy (well...smells fishy) to me! Too good to be true!
niketpla
shame about the hair line
Mekanismen
That went from slightly autistic fedora hero to sexy, smart guy real quick
TheArrestingAbhorrentArrantAbominableAlliterator
Aaaand back again even quicker /a/Q5o28
chimchim666
this will sound harsh but he's trying too hard.
HighSeass
I like that guy
DrAwesom
For some1 swimming in cash he sure has crappy photos, graphic design and as most have pointed out that hair wtf trainfucker. $=hire talent
SexualPeanut
Hard pass.
justbeyourselfie
I saw this guy on tinder! Swiped left so fast. His self-rating of 8.2 seemed inflated.
WorstShotEver
Elaborate hoax.. bet he has a wooden leg and kicks puppies irl
youraveragespidermonkey
Why the fuck would you need to go to a salon if you have no hair
zoidburgerandfries
"I can work from home AND watch the kids" - this line will sink him. Proves he knows nothing about children and doesn't work that hard.
Curiousone545
Fuuck that,I loved it.plus..oh.joking.DAMN it http://37.media.tumblr.com/879f0c450fc93e26b2379cee51b78bd9/tumblr_n7snp">a>..oh.joking.DAMN it http://37.media.tumblr.com/879f0c450fc93e26b2379cee51b78bd9/tumblr_n7snpjIGzL1sc0ffqo4_500.gif
Mintytwang
R u ok
Firesealb99
I'm Paul and I'm 32, and to me he looks like he's in his 40s.
DuckPlanetKing
He should wear a hat, his forehead is bigger than his ego.
MajorPubes
What a total chode
3dfeldt
And hes just 11 miles away. U can bet your ass that Paul will run those 11 miles without breaking a sweat
babsginger
dangermint
Seems to have a preoccupation with the gay
Mctato
These cool profiles always seem witty, then a small part of me is like... this is definitely what a Narcissist would do.
FinallyGotAUserName
You're right. He is an asshole.
mrhobbybob
Damn a heated blanky, that seals the deal
RAPTORJESUSBABY
Why is everyone praising this. Am I the only one that is cringing?
TheArrestingAbhorrentArrantAbominableAlliterator
Nope. Check it. /a/Q5o28
justbeyourselfie
Wish I could upvote you twice.
galvertez
got your back
Ohsweetbev
I have a serious bf and even I was convinced. This guy's good.
IntrovertTurtle
I'm married, and I thought the same..."might be worth a date". haha
dontcallmeplath
Same. I was like "Hmm.. Okay Yeah. Maybe pile."
GuardsmanMiku
look this is impressive and all but can we talk about how that graph is clearly not logarithmic? This guy is a fake.
LinearAlgebro
If the data indicates exponential growth we would expect to see a straight line on a logarithmic graph
YourBossAndLandlordLikePolitics
Your point is consistent, exists, and is unique.
GuardsmanMiku
Yes but if you look at the scale it is not logarithmic
possumplays
Definitely putting his cards out there, seems to be a full house..
6313326
1. Being honest can work. I out a profile up on match.com (old) when I was in college just to see what would happen, but at the time you
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2. had to pay to be able to reply to messages. As a girl, my profile was something like: -generic scanned picture of self- *My rented room
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3. room is a mess b/c I'm always either studying, working, or playing a videogame. *I'm not stylish because that's expensive. *I don't like
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4. to go out because that costs money. *I've never played D&D before, so I'm up for dates being a series of game nights. | So many messages.
6313326
5. Like, long ones that addressed points in my profile. I felt so bad that I didn't have cash to activate my account.
DougForcett
I'm happy I found my wife before Paul came around....
weneedmorequestions
Hahahahahaha
Zokathra
He would have totally made you his bitch.
DougForcett
I guess there are worse things.
VodkaReindeer
Like John Romero.
BossAssSnitch
He's actually a douchebag when you chat with him. I'll try to find the screenshots some girl took. He's Prime A, asshole
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BossAssSnitch
^
ProbablyDrunkAgain
The first photo should have been a dead giveaway that this guy is a douche-nozzle.
possumplays
Thank you, that's the phrase I was looking for
BluegrassBrother
I know this guy in person, you are correct.
lurkvoter
That is in no way surprising from his profile. The whole thing screams "douche".
sammyismycat
They are always too good to be true. I knew he was a phony!
wademcgillis
.
kidinthesixties
Noooo, I wanted to believe....
FernandoRumdebum
He has the look of a bit of a bellend. Proper loves himself you can tell
awohl231
Use american terms please
SendingThoughtsAndPrayers
He's a right wanker, a total cunt. Complete tosser.
awohl231
...I asked for that, didn't I.
BossAssSnitch
. /a/Q5o28
alivicwil
Wow. What a cunt!
Shineupordown
Whaaat...Is that him?If so damn
ItDoesNotDoToDwellOnDreams
1. I am not surprised AT ALL. He's too charmingly-full-of-himself to actually be nice. 2. Your username is SO RELEVANT and I love it. Kudos.
doubleormuffin
Damn it, Paul, you were doing so well!
ifound5dollars
Needs more upvotes, for awareness
tessygirl
I went from upvoted and favorited to downvoting instantly because of this!
FrozenFoodGuy
The link no longer works D:
apittsburghoriginal
Is it just a really shitty image or does that look completely shittily photoshopped?
thebestrc
NOOOOOOOOOO
OverpricedCrayon
He probably hangs out on misc
DownvotesAreFun
Doooot!
midsongnipplerub
To be fair (although he was totally a dick about it) he's super tall, rich and good looking. He can afford to be picky.
Ziggypiggyziggypiggy
Grrrrr i was much heavier when I met my ex and he was model hot and not once did he ever talk about my weight. (lost 50lbs)
originalusernamethatmakesyoulaugh
Username checks out
ryushi5
Smooth Paul, real smooth
whyisitsohardtochoseafuckingusername
Snitch
BossAssSnitch
;)
salseal
I see nothing wrong here. He's honest. People get butt hurt too easily.
JennyHill
They'll have matched before talking. Why swipe right if you're not attracted? Seems douchey.
FartedWhileMakingUpName
It probably isn't a good idea to come right out the gates with an insult.
Flyms
Still he is superficial
forestfinagle
Yep. He actually added humour and a compliment - he could've just said 'too heavy, pass'. Online dating moves fast, but this can be good
salseal
lmao, all the butthurt people downvoting. case and point.
awohl231
/a/Q5o28
serpentinebaboo
$20 says you're single or dating a girl with very low self esteem.
TheAdamantite
That last part seems more cold than just calling him single...good one. Im with booper
awohl231
Oh come on, like any girl with any self esteem would go for that, low or otherwise.
awohl231
He might be honest in his profile, but then he goes and does shit like this: /a/Q5o28
Fotzenleckers
Pretty obvious from the post. Superficial to the bone.
zerodraculastolerated
Did.. did he make this post and then use his cyber penetration skills to make a bunch of positive comments??
spookyactionatadistance
I don't know. I see hints of major douchebagery.
frankreynoldsthefrogkid
That's what I was thinking
somecallmerrrrrubitypubity
yes! i really wanted to like him, but then - poopy lollipop, gay jokes, drinking games...
RAPTORJESUSBABY
I see hints of major cringe.
BedroomBoss
I was surprised I had to scroll down to see this! Poopy lollipop?
dontcallmeplath
Yeah. That made me raise my eyebrows a bit.
TheArrestingAbhorrentArrantAbominableAlliterator
You have good douche-dar. /a/Q5o28
randomsonglyric
What specifically made you think that? Just curious
BossAssSnitch
. /a/Q5o28
hineyruler
Also, I'll say it again; "poopy lollipop"
dontcallmeplath
That was my only redflag
TheArrestingAbhorrentArrantAbominableAlliterator
His own convo, maybe /a/Q5o28
xxjes
Proclaiming own hotness/stylishness/funniness usually isnt a good indicator (independent of whether he has all those qualities or not)
turdferguson74
And references money constantly. Like he is buying a chick
kidinthesixties
But he did it in a humorous way which shows he doesn't take himself too seriously.
TheArrestingAbhorrentArrantAbominableAlliterator
It might. It might not. Judge for yourself from his convos /a/Q5o28
kidinthesixties
I saw that in the other comments. Total turdburglar.
xxjes
I just answered what might made the op think that, I personally find it funny but kinda cringey but I dont mind
kidinthesixties
Apparently he's a jerk anyway so you were right.
BossAssSnitch
There's screenshots of a girl chatting with him in which he insults her. He's a douche
AnnieBahde
Where did you find that? Did he post it cause if so boo hiss.
TheArrestingAbhorrentArrantAbominableAlliterator
/a/Q5o28
AnnieBahde
Ah... douche.
BossAssSnitch
From a group on Facebook. Someone posted just his profile and another member had found the other screenshot.
AnnieBahde
I just read your username which seems really appropriate for this particular exchange.
DongValhalla
Is he accepting applications to just be Bros? Cause he seems like a decent bro.
hognhominy
As a heterosexual male I would wife the shit out of him
TheArrestingAbhorrentArrantAbominableAlliterator
He's not. /a/Q5o28
UnassumingAscotCap
Oh-no-its-retarded.jpg
DongValhalla
Aww man, turns out he's a POS. Hey, fuck that guy. You can be my new Bro. We will be the BroForce and we will fuck shit up and drink Mickeys
TheArrestingAbhorrentArrantAbominableAlliterator
https://pics.onsizzle.com/Facebook-BRO-B-f51e08.png
DongValhalla
....bro....
raunchyrach
"Again, nothing sexual"
nednerb
We've got different opinions on a decent bro. Looks like an insufferable prick.
SweatyEddie
Couldn't agree more. The term "wanker" comes to mind.
RicklessMorty
Or he's 31 and tired of dodging gay jokes just because he doesn't want to look the part of the neck beard he is.
TemporaryUzername
you're literally calling someone a neckbeard for not having any sort of beard at all? wtf is wrong with you? lol
RicklessMorty
A lot of things! Thanks for asking!!! And Neckbeard is more a mindset than actual beard.
TemporaryUzername
wow
TravartOfficial
Bro, I did my part towards becoming a decent bro by being the 1000th person to upvote this ????????
DongValhalla
Bro, you brought us across that line. You're solid bro.
Thatsnothowthisworks
Did you just brozone him?
HonestHips
Def bromance material
adolfpilsner
I'd bro him
DongValhalla
I'd bro him so hard.
blackychannnn
This is hilarious. But I too would bro the shit out of him
TerryFoldFlaps
He works in the same city as me. Do they make a bro tinder?
theycallmebirb
They make bro bumble, so maybe tinder is the same?
Twatimz
The "bro" part would have to go, sounds like a frat party, would need to be an app, no pics, just interestes, location, age, gender,
AnusStufferPro
Grindr
Twatimz
Yeah grindr but without the grinding :-)
Twatimz
Give it 10 minutes and someone will, that's actually not that bad of an idea
QuincyEndicott
"Just bros"? You sure about that, DongValhalla?
angelGrinderSciFiLover
LOL !
suchpokemon
Thats the best damn username ever
OneZebraInAHerdOfWildebeests
Bros with benefits
iwilldoanythingforlovebutiwontsendnudes
Imagine the Brofits
jwside
tamalero
DongValhalla
I mean I'm a happily married dude, so I'm pretty sure.
Toastedomelette
Yeah I'm sure you want to bro him over the table and bro the shit out of him
ChuckIHadADoubleBuurgerrr
Just "pretty" sure?
DongValhalla
Chuck, I already made my gay exception for QuincyEndicott, so I can't be that person for you.
aCannabiscompanyfutureEmployee
So do the dongs go to valhalla after death, or is it just a mythical dong??
BigDumbFaggot
Lol, you big queer.
DongValhalla
Totally. Now I can share with the world my love of daquaries and crushed velvet.
tzxAzrael
hell, i love velvet, and drinks that don't taste like booze! sign me up!
BigDumbFaggot
From one happily married dude to another, care if I join?
QuincyEndicott
Congrats to you and the hubby!
DongValhalla
Quincy, you're the only homo I would sexual.
QuincyEndicott
Oh Dong, I feel the same! I mean, as a mostly straight lady that makes this a little less gay, but still...