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TheOriginalBenson
"They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!" - Orlando Bloom probably.
FreelanceSpermDonor
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/22/49/1b/22491beb3577a8dbf6d279233b0f50ea.jpg
kittyhawkgirl109
Luke Evans looks like he could be cousins with Orlando Bloom
BigBrisket
I too appreciate Orlando Banderas
LongPorkRockyMountainOyster
That is spot on
themoreyoutoot
JTesfer
This looks like a Death Eater meeting
Wednesdude
Sometimes we have sex play : I pretend to be Legolas while she's a filthy orc that needs sex until she turns into elvish princess.
longoriaisaiah
The dudes are emerging
amazingdisgrace
I'd take the older one aaannny day!
Pikka
So ... Orlando Bloom?
BenSwol0
In bloom.
fairybug
Where's the rest of the post? It also details their similar appearance in a Three Musketeers movie.
ZachWinstead
Seems like you guys just happen to be talking about a series or single movie right after I get done watching it!
steelfractal
I think if there were two Orlando Blooms, he would be playing both parts.
DumpoldRant
Bad casting imo. And why did some of the dwarves look more like hobbits or humans? Fili, Kili, and Thorin were pretty undwarflike.
hotshotlawyuh
this fucked me up
SickOfThisCessPool
The picture they used was from Pirates, so of course he looks more like that character!
asmugpolitician
Jessy255
I didn't recognize Legolas, when he first appeared in second Hobbit movie. I was like, "Damn, this guy kinda looks like Legolas." Sigh.
PhloydPhan
Something about Legolas' face in "The Hobbit" movies made it look like CGI...
CatsIsTheAnswer
One of the many reasons 48 FPS wasn't a good idea
Cataleast
Framerate does not affect image fidelity in that way.
TheLastGunslinger
Skin looks unnaturally taut and shiny. Also, his eyes are blue.
SiriusWolf
That'd be makeup.
LungCorer
Maybe some fillers
mikeatike
He is getting older and gained some weight.
TheBlackWindHowls
Yup, he definitely looked... thicker.
SwordsToTheSkyWeRideAtDawn
It was CGI, they smoothed out his face as fcuk
nasjr08
they coloured his eyes blue post-production in the hobbit films whereas he wore lenses ( or he forgot to put them in when brown) in the Lotr
BillHaleyandHisBANNEDComments2
He got fat
FullMetal55
the blue contacts...
Mormonator
You know somewhere in the original lord of the rings he had blue contacts, but then from then on out his eyes were brown. I may be wrong tho
Thorslax
Better watch the entire special edition again a couple more times again.
z3lfmoord
again again
Nize426
The blonde hair and brown eyebrows? That always bothered me.
Racoonslurpee
But we do exist in nature!
AssistantToTheRegionalManagerDwightSchrute
That whole trilogy was nothing but a free screen movie, even most of the dwarves were cgi added. At least in the original LOTR they strived
AssistantToTheRegionalManagerDwightSchrute
For realistic special fx, the orcs and goblins were all real actors.
DankTortoise
It was probably the CGI...
standoffcarrot
Who names their kid Orlando? Have you been to the city? It's a shit hole.
YeetPirate
God I hate Orlando. But.. it rains at 3pm. Count on it
ThanosWasNotWrong
It is a name that existed before America was even founded
phssthpok
I was going to say that was only his screen name but, nope, Orlando Jonathan Blanchard Bloom.
Rasdwatrium
The same people who think waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay is a fun activity - they don't know better.
Dakotist
They named him that because they should have done anal.
HypnoJack
Maybe they hate their kid. Did you ever think about that?
missastromccluskey
As a non American I think it's lovely - and spanish/italian/hispanic?
CatsIsTheAnswer
Fans of italian renaissance literature? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orlando_Furioso
missastromccluskey
or the book/movie
NotWrenP
People who have never been to Orlando
HassanAlSabbah
Orlando is just the Italian form of Roland.
shirtlessteo
Fair point, fair point. New Topic: who names their son Roland?
remycrane
Gabrielle and Steven Deschain
sasfour
Italians.