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Feb 1, 2017 6:28 PM
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SirTiddlywink
Dammit I need a girlfriend
PcCitizen
BethanyRuehls
And now im sad
KaboomKrusader
AutomaticBzooty
xShitposter69x
IllegalDuckling
Wishes and dreams...
pretendingimcreative
A yes... another cute dump of couple stuff to solidify my sadness as I walk into the abyss forever alone
quepadre
#5 is too close to home.
RunningWithTheNoses
itsthevoiceman
I like women with tiny cold hands.
TyrionLannisterTheImp
#4 hits too close to home
authornotavailable
The last one except it's my bf to me and his hands are literal balls of frozen dihydrogen monoxide
juanchits
#01 makes me hate my mom.
mallywanders
I don't like relationships like #5. Unless it causes you actual pain and discomfort, intimacy is a great way to show your partner you love
mallywanders
Them, especially if it's only motivated by your desire to make them feel loved rather than by your own lust.
PolarHailStorm
I like the *munch* *boyfriend sits nearby* *happy munch* one, personally.
HipHopSaint
That first one is my sister. I hate it when we're driving together
HipHopSaint
Let me clarify: I don't hate driving with my sister, but I hate it when she does that
sammyhar
As a person in a long distance relationship, seeing these cute posts on imgur literally ruin me, if you're with your SO, give em a hug!
aznanimality
Naw man, way worse if you just went through a recent breakup.
sammyhar
Sorry to hear that bro, if you feel like you need to chat DM me!
fartbender
@azraelsblade :-D <3
BlueBerryCoyote
im such a sad loser
AntennaDibb
most people in the comments right now are too.
BlueBerryCoyote
Yeah yeah
MyLadyBitsSayHi
:(
AwfulCalamity
Also learning to only check out hot women who are walking dogs so when you're wife sees you staring you can say "is that a bichon?"
IllegalDuckling
That actually works. Not that my wife would really care who I stare at...
AwfulCalamity
Haha apparently lots of people disagree? I feel like jokes on imgur on lost on almost everyone
blueknot
"We need to talk" is too frightening to use for dinner plans
Vanish914
Hey, we need to talk...
justinmcraft
I was once had my girlfriend ask out of the blue "do you love me" I got so worried, it turns out she just wanted me to get her ice cream.
bookworm727
I accidentally did this to my 1st ever boyfriend, and I didn't get to finish the thought until the end of the day... (1/2)
bookworm727
He almost died, and I just wanted to know if we were going to go for pizza the next day. I have since learned.
RichT93
Last time my gf used, 'we need to talk' a 3 year relationship ended.
aznanimality
Same, but it's usually me that says it...Still hurts even if you're the one doing the breaking up.
throwawayforxmas
Too true
kantaloupe
If you use it every day for dinner plans, it will stop being frightening.
blueknot
Suddenly: "We need to talk" "How about spaghetti?" "No, I want to date other people."
kantaloupe
"So what you're saying is, you need the apartment tonight? Or do you want me on these dates with them?"
blueknot
"....bring the spaghetti."
LieselSkywalker
I need sauce for the ones in black, white and red please.
spicefreak
https://spicefreakblog.wordpress.com
Pineappleinthedesert
The dvd one is so relatable lol
PatronSaintofKillers
A zebra in a blender
ExcitingJosh
Rogueular
Wow every single person who was involved in making these is a talentless and boring shell of a human. Wow you have a BF/GF!! Get a life
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
you don't seem like a miserable prick at all.
LittleMsSparkles
I found the single person
Rogueular
Happily married for about a decade here. Which probably makes me more experienced in relationships than all of these insipid hacks combined
PcCitizen
"Get a life" that's what they're doing, look they've got a B/Gf... That's sad that a married grownup man can be that hateful on some cartoon
Rogueular
Get a life meaning find something to do other than drawing crude doodles about mundane everyday boring shit that happens with your BF/GF.
therearenotenoughusernames
Bro... All art. Like every art thing ever is about finding ways to speak to people and make non mundane things awesome.