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1) The Manson Family
The Manson Family is the culmination of every American fear and fascination rolled into one. A cult of racist serial killers obsessed with rock music?! It's like they walked out of a movie, or American Horror Story. Founded by Charles Manson in 1967 San Francisco, "The Family" was a deviation from the typically cult mentality. They weren't bound together by religious beliefs, but rather the desire to start a race war between whites and African-Americans.
To accomplish this, they carried out a grisly string of murders against prominent celebrities, such as Abigail Folger of Folger Coffee and Sharon Tate, the pregnant wife of Roman Polanski. They called the impending race war "Helter Skelter" after the Beatles song, and left terrifying messages written in blood.
Their attempt to blame African-Americans for the murders wasn't very effective, and Manson was subsequently arrested and jailed. He's still alive, kicking it on death row in California and looking creepy as ever. He was all set to get married last year though, until it came out that his fiancée was only interested in inheriting his body to put on display in Los Angeles as a tourist attraction. Of course.
2) The Branch Davidians
Younger Americans probably won't recognize the name, but they've definitely heard of the Branch Davidians. Founded in 1959 by David Koresh (formerly known as Vernon Howell), the Branch Davidians took a radical turn and broke off from the Seventh Day Adventists. Koresh believed he was a messiah and that all women were entitled to be his spiritual wives. As a result, he often slept with the wives of other cult members and married underage girls. They also feared the coming apocalypse.
It all seems like standard cult behavior, but the real reason the Branch Davidians are famous is because they were at the center of the 1993 standoff in Waco, Texas. When the Department of Alcohol, Firearms and Tobacco raided their compound to search for illegally amassed weapons, four agents and six cult members ended up dead. The result was an extremely expensive, badly handled 51-day siege. It only ended after tanks were brought in with tear gas. The compound caught fire, and over 70 cult members died as a result, including 22 children. It was a massive blight on the Clinton presidency and cemented the idea of the weapon-hoarding, polygamist cult compound within the American mythos.
3) Heaven's Gate
Heaven's Gate was technically an apocalypse cult, though far less concerned with Christianity and much more interested in space ships. The cult was led by Marshall Applewhite and Bonnie Nettles, and focused on the idea that earth was going to be "recycled." Applewhite and Nettles concocted a variety of dogmatic beliefs, which centered around their insistence that they were the two witnesses from the Book of Revelation and that Jesus had been reincarnated as a Texan.
As they gained more popularity through the 1990s, the cult became increasingly alien-centric, and followers of Heaven's Gate were positive that the only way to survive Earth's recycling was to leave the planet and ascend to an existence "above the level of human." They believed that to do so, they would need to reach a spaceship that reportedly would follow in the wake of the Hale-Bopp Comet.
In 1996, the cult members purchased a $10,000 "alien abduction insurance," barely a year before Applewhite and 38 other members committed mass suicide in a mansion in Santa Fe. They believed that dying was the only way to gain access to the UFO and escape Earth. Their bodies were found shortly after, dressed identically in black clothing and Nike sneakers, with $5.75 in each of their pockets, which they believed was the exact sum of the interplanetary toll.
4) The People's Temple
One of the most chilling cults known to American history, the People's Temple was started by Jim Jones in the 1950s. At first, his group was less of a cult and more of an organization, with very progressive views on equal rights that appealed to many African-Americans. Jones became increasingly concerned with the threat of nuclear war, however, and took refuge in a compound in Utah.
After growing suspicion, Jones relocated his cult to a compound in Guyana, South America in 1977. Jones and his followers were advocates of communism, and the resulting Jonestown compound focused around these ideals. Fearing CIA intervention, Jones would lead his cult in simulations called "White Nights" where cult members would have to choose between fleeing to the Soviet Union, escaping to the jungle, fighting, or committing "revolutionary suicide." On at least two occasions, mass suicide was rehearsed.
In 1978, Congressman Leo Ryan visited Jonestown to investigate the cult and was shot. Worried about the inevitable response from the American government, Jones then led over 900 cult members in a "White Night" event. Members lined up and (some willingly, some being forced) drank juice mixed with poison. Whether the event was truly a mass suicide or a mass murder is still unclear.
5) Children of God
The Children of God's ability to reach across the nation and globe was almost unprecedented. Started in 1968, the "cult of sex" was founded by David "Moses" Berg, who preached against moral decay and evolution. It was an offshoot of Christianity with strong opposition to capitalism and Judaism, but the truly chilling aspect of the cult's practices was Berg's opposition to anti-pedophilia laws.
According to some former members, Berg preached that sex with children was both allowed and a divine right. Though others who left the cult state that they were never sexually abused, the Children of God did live in intense isolation and use young female members as bait to lure in new members, a technique called "Flirty Fishing." Although the Children of God follow a form of Christianity, open sexuality is permitted and encouraged.
After Berg's death, the cult underwent a multitude of evolutions, changing their name several times before officially re-titling themselves the Family International in 2004. They're still active and running, and though their doctrine is much different now (and forbids sex between adults and minors), many still classify the group as a cult. Notable celebrities who were in the cult include Joaquin Phoenix and Rose McGowan, who have both since spoken out against it.
MissBunnycakesMarshmallowBooty
Heaven's Gate lived spits throw from my uncle, talk about shittin twinkies n wakin up to bunch o dead neighbors-he moved, needless 2 say
ShrekDid911
Apparently my mother used to live a few houses down from Linda Kasabian. She said that there would always be FBI guys at the house.
terby
If you're going to say "whites," say black. Not "African-American."
Zanarknd
Aum Shinrikyo. Nuff said. Crazy bastards!
thefrogyeti
I believe Last Podcast on the Left has done episodes on almost all of these and more, like Aum Shinrikyo and Scientology. Check 'em out.
JaguarOnMtOlympusPlayingALesPaul
How are we sure all those people are NOT in heaven or in the spaceship or whatever their supposed to be?!?!
colmmeister
Koresh did not start in 1959, unless he was immortal, which the the BATF proved to be incorrect.
OhFaceYeah
He was born in 1959
PunnyPunenstein
What about scientology? They're are a very harmful cult
ITryToOnlyRespondInGifs
I love how there’s ONE Scientologist on here downvoting all the “why isn’t Scientology on here?” comments
Bullittmon
#3 was Rancho Santa Fe-San Diego CA...not Santa Fe, NM
johntbonespartan
Read that as 5 creepy cunts you should know
buttholewink
Ooo I should start a cult.
NothingButNavy
Surprisingly easy. A friend started one for shits & giggles and ended up with like 30 members before he shut it down.
buttholewink
Have you heard any good tips from him that I should know going into this? If I'm gonna start a cult I want to do it right.
NothingButNavy
He always claimed the number one reason ppl joined was because he developed a good, deep relationship with them. 1/
NothingButNavy
As someone in on the joke, I'd say it's relationships plus enthusiasm and sincerity.
KevinAtWorkDoingNothing
Aum Shinrikyo was pretty insane too +1
TheKingOfConquerors
My Asian history professor missed being involved in the gas attacks by a week. He’d been in Tokyo doing research at the time.
KevinAtWorkDoingNothing
That's lucky
SpaceCatKatia
#4 The origin story of "drink the kool aid" saying.
trinxter
The number links to the photo of Waco, but you are correct, the fourth case is Jonestown which gives us "drink the kool aid".
sexconker
It was flavor aid though.
SpaceCatKatia
Maybe kool aid was more popular? It also sound better
SleepIsDeathPractice
Ahhh the sweet sweet taste of poverty
DrArbitrary
The execs at Flavor Aid really dodged a bullet there. Sucks for Kool Aid though.
N0ticeablyFAT
A video filmed in the compound shows a crate full of both, and there's no reason to believe only one was used in the massacre. Video:
N0ticeablyFAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZjfWuTHe0M&t=9m51s
Imalwaysready
Yay! I scored 80% on being alive for 4 out of 5 of these!
capnthunderpants
Guess the age
pleasedontcallmeDAN
Weirdos
ArtOzz
Indeed.
Dave830108
My dad saw Charlie Manson in the early 60s. He was one of the opening acts ahead of a Beach Boys concert.
capnthunderpants
I once saw John Stamos open for The Beach Boys. Now I'm addicted to Oikos Greek yogurt
Wolverenis
This is the shit i come to imgur for
AsparagusP
You forgot Scientology
theadventuresofpotatoman
THEN WHY DO THEY HAVE SUCH NICE GYMS AND ARE SO GOOD AT REHAB?
LionSundress
Local Scientology building near me has a now hiring poster on the front gates
GuyLuomo
http://exscientologykids.com/
aka184mommie
I came here for that comment
capnthunderpants
Jokes on all of you. OP is scientology and trying to recruit you
REDF0RMANSF00T
Tom Cruise is one of us?
MrArthurRadley
Leonardo1975
Didn't I read this someplace else?
YesthisisNero
tooomanysteves
...and he forgot Catholicism
Doumdidoum
OP didn't. When he posted, they werep in the list. I refreshed, they weren't anymore...
AFSamizdat
Cue xfilesmusic.mp4
Nalianna
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAAlDoAtV7Y
AWanderingFlame
Then they made a website where @OP 's former friends and family members come on to tell what a terrible person he was?
Doumdidoum
What, he's a friend of Hillary?
MerkNowitzki41
I'm from Waco. I know all about this incident. OKC bombing was a retaliation for Waco.
SocialMediaMakesUsLessSocial
Yeah nothing screams cosmic justice against the gubment like bombing the nursery level of a federal building.
RFT42
it wasn't cosmic justice - McVeigh was motivated in part by revenge for Waco
SocialMediaMakesUsLessSocial
Sarcasm, bro. I'm condemning the would-be apologists of that domestic terrorist scumbag.
newsguycraigevans
He was a thug and an anti-government terrorist.
nailingthesection
After all this time Waco still seems like a tremendous government screw up.
newsguycraigevans
That's what happens when the Feds go after a religious white terrorist group. It's spun as a government screw up.
keeper016
Last Podcast on the Left does a great job explaining all of these with dark humor if your interested in the stories behind the cults
capnthunderpants
Love those guys. Also my favorite murder
keeper016
Yes!
Mimicry09
The Family Of Love may be one of the longer running cults.
JackFroust
Well they were more about sex over suicide.
pb1kenobi
Rajneeshpuram, should be on this list.
capnthunderpants
Just posted about it
capnthunderpants
Next cult list
QueenAmy
My friends' mum was into something strange, ekincar? I'm gonna go look it up now
Caspooky
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eckankar
QueenAmy
Thanks
RussianBlueJay
What is it with cults and the one messiah guy who must have sex with 100's of women.
twofishtails
There are no disaster jokes about the Jim Jones Massacre because the punch lines are too long.
limved
Scientologists.
weisdawg
Lol the add under this post is for a Crock Pot. Indeed
weisdawg
Ad*
itsbobbybbaby
Another note on the “Heavens Gate”cult was how most of the members chose castration for purity.
rodfood
When your religious leader says to cut your nuts off you have to be pretty deep in the bullshit to go along with it.
forgottenfigment
From what I've read it was actually the members who wanted it and convinced the cult leader... all about transcending being human.
forgottenfigment
From what I've read it was actually the members who wanted it and convinced the cult leader... all about transcending being human.
ITryToOnlyRespondInGifs
That would be any sane person’s cue to GTFO
bigpooplog
You forgot one: The Cult are a British rock band formed in 1983. Before 1984, the band performed under the name Death Cult
charliegrs
Man those 80s British goth bands were the fuckin best
DildoNecklaceDesk
Rain - What the entire population of Ireland should be listening to right now
BoooBerry
Southern Death Cult, wasn't it? And 'Edie' might be one of my favorite tunes ever.
bigpooplog
Death Cult was an evolution of singer Ian Astbury's old band Southern Death Cult. Per wiki page as it was news to me.
spattr
"She Sells Sanctuary" has one of my favorite guitar riffs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I8mWG6HlmU
forgottenfigment
The Heaven's Gate cult still has a website up and running as well... remember stumbling across it a year or two ago. Sad and creepy.
Xenomagus
Children of god organization still exists as well
breezybriv
Children of God are still a cult. They just CLAIM that they're not all about pedophilia and incest anymore...CLAIM.
forgottenfigment
http://www.heavensgate.com/ if anyone is interested.
Stacyanna
Best place to get a virus is a religious site. better off with porn
diehardlance
Maybe you'll find your "boarding pass" to join us during this "window" duuuudddeeee that's creepy.
ModularPrecision
The colors make the site a fucking eye sore.
SvartTe
Registry Expiry Date: 2017-12-17T05:00:00Z Hmm...
forgottenfigment
Well that's not creepy...
barehandaflyingaidsrat
“Our Position Against Suicide” tab at the bottom lol
goodguyC
Wow... just wow! http://www.heavensgate.com/misc/letter.htm
Insomnia297
I love the Cowboy Bebop episode with some Heavan's Gate shit. Or wait, was that Ghost in the Shell?
Earan
Nah you're thinking of The Simpsons S9E13
lindltailor
That was Bebop. Episode 23, Brain Scratch.
littlesquishablecake
Man that was a crazy episode
Insomnia297
Oh right, that was a Faye episode!
tokenhooker
I'm confused, is someone modding it?
proileri
Yep. I think it's the original webmaster, who was someone loosely aligned with the cult, and decided to keep it open as a weird memorial.
frozenpie22
http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-2426-my-life-in-suicide-cult-after-everyone-else-died.html
Tminus1622d
Cracked had an article on it, the cult left two behind to maintain the site. Also, they shouldnt be in this list, yes, they commited suicide
Tminus1622d
but they didnt really recruit and the leader didnt run off with the money. They didnt really harm anyone but themselves. Shouldnt put them
Tminus1622d
in a list with the Manson assholes or the Jonestown massacre. As other comments mentioned, there are more suitable creepy cults out there.
alwaysmaccen
This was a list of creepy cults bro, whether you agree or not is irrelevant, sorry bro