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Nov 17, 2017 3:40 AM
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Domaru
JabroniDingus
Aw damn, now I want one... Meaning that experience and the ring that comes with it
asm80dfa8sdfj
Depression
ShyFryGuy
Plot twist: cock ring
phuckyoubish
Awwww!
DoomSkuller
StunnedGoofy
Now he is wearing Pink Plastic ring with blue ans green gemstones ....
alfmeister6227
May it always be so, come what may.
Asterfix
Was hoping the end was "so of course i threw that away and always keep my cigarettes on me from raising such a disappointment."
DoublevBomb
These are cute, but I generally don't believe them for practical adult reasons that children don't need to be concerned with.
Hokeypokey360
I’m not crying! You’re crying!
kingflurpynurps
Children can be so awesome.
hessay12
I'm not crying, you're crying!
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
The optimist in me wants to believe this; the cynic in me wonders why any 4 year old would chose that moment to ask about a wedding ring....
bongles
And how the child sized plastic ring is going to fit the father's hand forever
nowheressomethingwehopeyoullreallylike
Something I always carry? Crippling guilt and self-doubt
Skookers
I was expecting his dad to beat him with jumper cables.
oksuggestions
Same haha
Buzzedkatana
tsrivishnu
PrepareFoulBeast
IAlwaysDownvoteGOTandHP
Maybe you don't understand, I come here for dick jokes.
TielKiri
You must be having a hard time finding them. Has it been very long since the last time? You must have a throbbing headache by now. Penis.
Mavgurian
Isn't your dick joke enough?
fremiumplayer
I've got like 5 reddit accounts. If i wanted to reddit then i would be doing that.
SometimesIDriftAbout
He never said where he wore that ring. So you know... maybe ..but this context really isn’t one for dick jokes.
SquidJesus
Not with that attitude.
APisMOSTFIRE
This is the second consecutive time I’ve opened this app and started crying.
oopsydsy
SneakySnarkySnake
I read lips. This GIF was poorly edited. What she is SEEN to be saying is: "--oodoo this to me?", instead of "Why would you do this to me?"
Dingus2
"It shoots bees."
SneakySnarkySnake
Hmm... PLAUSIBLE! OR, "Oodles of me's."
squiffy69
I want proof.
TheActualDonKnotts
Yeah, I may be a curmudgeon, but this definitely smells of bullshit feel-good story made up for internet points.
thecabagethatjeremyclarksoneatsinS21EO3ofTopGear
I thought this was a riddle and didn't look at "the answer" for like 5 minutes until i gave up and peeked realizing I'm an idiot
abbie30000
omg me too, i thought the parent was the mom
abbie30000
or the grandma, and the mom was dead or something or someone was a ghost. wtf?
velvetBugVillan
I only had boys and we have lots of good times but I’m jealous of fathers with little princesses
besttom
My baby girl (she's 5 y/o, but my baby) has me wrapped around her finger.
DamageControl89
I have a 5 y/o girl, and I try not to be THAT Dad (7y/0 son as well, single parent) but goddamnit moments like this make the heart hurt good
sadquesadilla
I'm excited for those moments! My baby girl is 8 months old and she's my pride and joy
besttom
My son is also 7 - great minds think alike!!!(???)
DamageControl89
I just turned 28 the other day... trying to figure out if you’re me...
besttom
That's where it ends, dude. I'm 44.
NSFWinAustin
LIES!!! I’ve seen the pieces of shit rings you get at Chuck-e-cheez, it would break two hours in.
PunchMeInTheBeanBag
He showed a pic of it the other night, still has it on
Normu
Clear glue
Ozarck
My parents taped some paper stars to their living room ceiling with cheap scotch tape. They've been up there fifteen years.
prkrkllr
Somehow I don't think stars on a ceiling get quite as much wear and tear on them as a cheap plastic ring though
Ozarck
Everyone expected them to stay up for like a few days at most. I just thought this was an interesting similarity.
BrofessorMegan
Scotch tape advertising team getting more creative
ArdentObserverSeldomPosts
Some people are just plain better at taking care of things. Accept it!
triesbutfailstobewitty
I've seen a solid plastic ring pop shaped ring there. Damn thing weighed a pound.
triesbutfailstobewitty
I know because I stepped on it once
Seinfeldgifs
chimpo64
Can confirm.
thecornhusk
Username checks out
Seinfeldgifs
nothingserious
DAMMIT! Now I want to be a dad but there is no place to get it!
samsonguy920
Go to a sperm donation clinic
SneakySnarkySnake
DAMMIT! Now I want popcorn but there is no place to get it!
Seinfeldgifs
WashOutPfaffenbach
Just have corn stored somewhere and cook it in emergency cases (it's easy! you will see)
Fuchssi
There is Popcorn you can make in the Microwave!
MantisTobagganMD
The popcorn store...
Tuijin
Lol fk literally just microwave kernals in anything safe. I use a paper bag. Dont need oil or anything. Coupla minutes bam done.
gestaltist
I live right next to a movie theater. I went there yesterday to buy popcorn to eat on my couch at home.
SneakySnarkySnake
Okay, you are officially lazier even than I am. But great idea!
Seinfeldgifs
NuVanDibe
Tell me how to make as much money as you do
gestaltist
I had some luck and landed an overpaid corporate job. So can't really mete out any advice. :)
NuVanDibe
Fund me a game studio
FancyGiraffes
Now my story about why I aways carry a giant foam hand everywhere is going to seem silly.
PAPASQUATT
Cause go lions? Had it since the 57 championship?
spacecadetshay
VaderFan2187
STORYTIME PLS
Natrezall
That made me happy during this long shift.
Jonokiwi
Amen, may your shift come to a good close. And pray for mine, brother.
KFoxx
Most of the way through 18 hours now. I agree.
HlGHSENBERG
Boss here. Get back to work.
Rafikidiki2323
Yeah, but because of imgur I spent the entire time saying "please don't die, please don't die"
bigdickrick206
Earn
sideshowbobisntmyusername
What
Poopinwhilebrowsing
At least it's Friday brother
Idontknowwatiexpected
Badsequence
Thought you said "made me happy during this long shit" and I was like yes all us imgurians browse whilst taking a massive dump!
gimmesprite
i'm taking a massive dump right now
Heyholla
Just finished a 12 hour I feel your pain friend
Maldraek
Night shift, plus working twelves to cover a half shift this week. I feel your pain.
iamfarha
Definitely read that as long shit...
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WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
I'm taking a long shit.
goldendonT
barf1189
it's been at least an hour. hows it going?
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
I died
DoYouWantAntsBecauseThatsHowYouGetAnts
He's dead
CanOnlySayYes
yes
TerriblePokemon
The only thing I carry is my guilt at what I did to those birds....
iSoulend
They deserved it.
Jinuyr
Were they angry?
UrinalPube
200 lbs of pure guilt.
Superiorsasquatch
I'm always thinking about those beans
Glassssssbook
One time. Taxi. Early morning, dark. Driver was telling story. Then heard crash sound at front. Family of ducks. Sad day.
SwagicalYololord
King Karl will have your head for this!
d3jake
What's this from?
SJohnson23
‘The Birds’
DickMercenary
Doesn't seem to "be" from anything. Just a reference to the punchline of a joke.
showmanic
Was it Gob?
TheColourPeach
I think maybe Bob's Burgers.I'm not sure
Sevaceri
I think it's a Pokémon go reference.
nextstopisme
I don't know how those two things connect in any way, but I'm going to give you an upvote for atleast trying.
Koukaakiva
Judging by the votes on this comment, I think it's not a Pokemon Go reference.
FranklinGrimes
Your comment deserves more upvotes.
Mavgurian
Everyone who downvoted the comment without offering the correct answer is a fucking twat.
ZazzySayWhat
Agreed.
TheMightyKibbless
I didn’t downvote, but I’m still a twat.
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
We're all twats, down here.
Dogpool
Icouldntthinkofacreativeusernamesoijustdidthis
WarriorFox
TheMcFlurryMaster
To kill a mocking bird.
10percentofthetimeitworkseverytime
what is that like a marvel movie?