TheMortimis
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maybe we're all just close enough to admit that type of thing, but it's still weird.
Jun 29, 2016 2:25 AM
TheMortimis
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1385
88
maybe we're all just close enough to admit that type of thing, but it's still weird.
DudePlayinADudeDisguisedAsAnotherDude
I had a buddy who's sister was always referred to as "(friend's name)'s hot sister".
mikepicante
2 days until a new blink 182 album
ImJustinSane
So I shouldn't mention my fantasies of your sister and mother threesome?
imrizzy
That's a weird thing to admit but im guessing they dont care so much abt it anymore
MisforMancy
Andre Nowzick?
MostDankManyMoist
If this gets to fp do we get a picture of your sister for uh... Science?
13Alpha
Hell, I think we all did.
YouCantKillTheMetal
You can't post this and then not post pics of your sister
TheMortimis
Check for my comments.
YouCapturedMe
Tell him you have fantasies about his father. Fight fire with fire.
JoggingWithForks
@OP Based on your sisters Instagram, your friends have impeccable taste.
TheMortimis
Hey thank you! She is a really pretty girl.
IProvideFakeContext
So long as they didnt act on it, they did not violate the bro code.
TysonGoesOutside
TheMortimis
THAT'S THE FUCKING FACE. THAT RIGHT THERE WAS MY FACE
uniruler
I had fantasies about your sister....
mustconsistoflettersandnumbersonly
We would all fuck your Sister. See what you've done?
Malaborath
I for one would fuck your sister
hangryasian
He looks like he's shimmying
FernandoRumdebum
My sis is 4 years older than me. My teenage years were a fucking nightmare around my friends
TheMortimis
She's 4 years older than myself as well.
BangBangLuckyLuke
As the brother of a professional model you have my sympathy. Hearing your sister described as 'for the wank bank' is deeply disconcerting.
TheMortimis
my sister is actually a professional model as well. I understand your pain, good brother.
tinytyrant
i don't bother reading any of the text when i see this gif. it's a perfect gif. nothing needed. just gif.
DeathByiPod
I like you private. I'll let you come home and Fuck my sister.
AttackOnTurtles
I've had friends tell me they had crushes on my brother, like no, you're making this awkward Jan.
SandstoneSound
My sis is twelve years older and just as pretty as yours op (model grade ) so I got used to this a long time ago. Glad she was so much older
SandstoneSound
Though so I never felt like I had to defend her or anything dumb like that. Btw I meant 12 yrs older than me. So we weren't in school togeth
SandstoneSound
Prolly made it easier less awkward whatever
TheMortimis
She's 4 years older than mine, and I definitely hear a lot of comments about her modeling.
SandstoneSound
yeah guys are gonna guy; it's not disrepectful for them to find her attractive and think in the way that comes with that. or to give you
SandstoneSound
hell about it *every now and then* as long as it's not all the time or too graphic. you don't tell someone you wanna pee in their sis's butt
fr0z0rz
Share a pic, see how we all feel.. you might have an attractive sister, dude.
TheMortimis
she's a model...she is.
justyouraverageaussiegirl
One of my brother's friends found me on Tinder, it was mortifying
wallsy1990
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TheMortimis
OP delivers: https://www.instagram.com/p/5ezAEXnUaJ/
MattFromRadarTech
Yeah, I see were they are coming from. Is she single?
TheMortimis
Nope. 1 year anniversary is coming up soon.
MattFromRadarTech
Oh congratulations! How long have you both been married?
TheMortimis
I'm not! Happily single.
MattFromRadarTech
That's a shame. If you were married to your sister, I would be okay with it. I told my sister is was into incest, she took it pretty hard.
fr0z0rz
She's pretty, I have nothing weird to add.
Nicktheobserver
pics?
TheMortimis
if this goes viral I'll attach a no face photo.
oddmog
The fact you have a no face photo is even more disturbing.
TheMortimis
No, I mean that I'll crop out her face.
GrrrGiraffe
You have a no-face pic of your sister? Are you from Alabama?
13Alpha
You did, too. You just need to man up and admit it.
CirB
TheOmnipotent
kmurdz
Fuck their sisters, that'll show them
kamkor1
this makes me think. why stop fires with water when we could use gasoline
zipykido
He should screw his own sister, to claim dibsies on her
TopMuffin
Woah easy there Jaime Lannister
TheMortimis
OP will deliver pic if this hits FP.
AhemLeGrandFromage
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Sremmos
Your move op @TheMortimis
TopMuffin
It's time to pay your debt sir
Psyder
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wtfIm
DOT
Garyroachfreeman
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Rivalyn
50% it's a meme gif, 50% OP never follows through.
AustraliaTellsItHowItIs
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Fahargo
yeah so thats fucked up
NotAPervert
Bring it.
TygrF
Soooo... what, you were surprised that your sister is a professional model? ...or, that your straight guy friends found her attractive?
DataMonkeyNicki
I hope it turns out you have multiple personalities and upload a pic of yourself in a wig. Either way your inbox will get dick pics
RyanGillespie
Delivery a pic of your sister?
ILOVESCRUBS
Let's see it.
feelthebern2k16
It hit FP
DillonTree
I will upvote for that
sabre747
http://imgur.com/ssBZhCs
diirtybl0nde
Newest: most viral. Follow through buddy
tosomethisisarandomcollectionofletters
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whatinthehell
SenpaiVulpix
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Stigmaa
Hoping this is a pic of something totally unrelated to the topic
ocdmn
Better deliver! It's on fp now
Moofinmahn
We waiting
Jixlo
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everybodyneedstogetablimp
Pics plz
TheMortimis
https://www.instagram.com/p/5ezAEXnUaJ/
Gxgear
And now the rest of imgur joins your friends.
frjackhackett
'hey wh- what do you guys think of, of my sister, she's pretty sexy right?'
Asronudon
Looks like the land o'lakes lady.... Also can confirm she is pretty. I wish them well.
TheMortimis
that was awfully nice of you. thank you.
PyroTech
Would bang
EmotionallyCrippled
Plot twist: OP'a sister is the one on the right
dbaked
This is a great way to advertise an instagram page, I see you OP
TheMortimis
Gotta show love for my sister, she's worked incredibly hard for her career.
Cuntilingus
Holy shit you actually delivered . Also would totaly fuck your sis
sirbroderic
I'd fuck your sister
SpiderSpud
It went from 3 to like at least 4
TrustMeImAPhotographer
As a photographer, your sister is a great model.
TheMortimis
I trust your username, thanks! She loves her studio.
DeadyBearr
Is that you op? You look like a happy couple.
TheMortimis
my sister and brother in law. but thanks, they're super happy.
brickweed
Yes, I guess most of IMGUR would hit that!
SaxaphoneWalrus
She's got a nice dog.
everybodywhoreadsthiscanprobablyread
So...she´s single?
Satanist69
Any more?
TheMortimis
check out her IG, she could use the good vibes.
INeedAboutTreeFitty
Bold strategy cotton
LaFudge
@OP so your sister lives out by twin falls Idaho? Nice!
TheMortimis
no, not anymore. that was where we lived as kids, we're all out by Boise now.
LaFudge
Nice, I did some work out there, I was working on those wind turbines by hagerman last summer. I loved it out there. Beautiful country.
TheMortimis
Yeah, it really is. Who did you contract through? Had a buddy do the exact same thing.