Electricity, Basically

Oct 10, 2016 10:30 PM

TyroneTheMagician

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so my life is like an Amp

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Watt is this?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What is the Omh guy?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ohm my

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always pictured a water hose and volts being the "volume" of water and amps being the "pressure"...do I have that backwards?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This still doesn't explain why when I have 3 lights on in the the left side of my apartment my fuse blows.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I take it Ohms are the resistors

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As an electrical engineering major, can verify.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yusss, been procrastinating looking for that to explain ohm's law.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can confirm

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Poor amp

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now I feel bad I switched on all those lights.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Joules, you ignorant slut.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can't help but think that "Amp" here should be labelled "Coulomb", but that wouldn help few people and leave little room to represent amps.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have no idea if this is true. But if it is, i like it.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It is, loosely, rather accurate.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Water analogy - voltage is pressure, resistance (ohm) is the size of the pipe & amps are a measure of how much water actually flows.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Just loved it

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure if my name is relevant or not...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This explains it better than anything I've ever read in school!

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Watts = amps * volts

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years of engineering school and all I needed was this diagram... I feel ripped off

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Electrician can verify

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Explain in scientific terms please

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How about laments ohm is resistence

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ampacity is the flow of electrons measured in coulombs where 1C is 6.2x10^18 electrons passing a specific point in 1 second.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Oh okay, I get it now!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So basically Ohms ties up Amps so that Volts can give it to Amps from behind? Alright got it

10 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 1

more like footing

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Right in the Coulomb.

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Flux her right in the pussy!

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Choke her while she shows resistance!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Don't forget to play with the family joules

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ohms resist the push of volts. Amps are the speed.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Thank you that was very educational

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you that was very educational

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My teacher showed us that picture in class last week. Weird.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Literally in the work book I was doing this morning in class

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same, you wouldnt be Australian by any chance?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Sure am

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh golly, so youre at tafe?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yeppers, in Perth

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

KISS

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where is Watts, Farads, Joules, Hertz, and (insert obscure unit of measurement here.)???

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Henry. You forgot Henry

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Gauss and Siemens come to mind

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They're all derived units!

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Pascals?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hertz is how often volt kicks amp in the ass

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bananas?

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Gauss and Siemens come to mind

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Siemens would come to your mind.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

V=IR

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I was an apprentice a long time ago. I still remember what my boss taught me. I=E/R or, the Indian sees the eagle over the rabbit...

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E=IR

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This is the right one.

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you have to give people a legend for your formula. If they knew, they dont need the formula.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

P=IV

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1=1

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I was always taught. P=IE

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

And who the fuck doesn't love pie?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

E = V and V = E

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

E could be confused for electric though.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh whoops, meant to say electric field

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gaah. Ohms law has nothing to do with power.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Then watt does?

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You win today

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes

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I don't understand.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

.

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Ohms measure resistance, which is the loss of energy in any conductor; no conductive material perfectly transmits energy, so they all have-

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a resistance. Amps, iirc are the actual work you're trying to do, whether it's illumination in a lamp or motion in an automatic door. Volts-

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are the supplied or stored energy (generators vs. batteries) that is transmitted to cause the work. I may be wrong about all of this! I-

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

last studied basic electrician know-how four years ago and didn't bother to just look it up before writing these comments.

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Just checked! I was partially incorrect. Amps are current, or the useful energy you're actually getting through your cable, which then do-

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