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Feb 10, 2017 6:39 PM
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elphabasflyingmonkey
That's fucking rad.
1potsie
How much money did he get out of you this time?
hismotherwasamudder
My 2yo runs around the house in the super man pose shouting "super dada!". He wears the same homemade cape my husband wore as a boy. So cute
WyattskinthatsmokewagonEarp
Don't check his history it will ruin you!
thesarahpowellexperience
My friend was mucking around with my phone "ohhh who's daddy?!" she asked. I replied "My father. Who's dead. *finger guns*"
tradeofalljakes
My dad is padre. Im not hispanic. We just named his beer gut pablo
SuperKawaiiChan
My parents are "Parental Unit D" and "Parental Unit M"- my husband is "Big Gay"
DeltaBlast
Shit, he knows your secret identity. Now you have to kill him!
gregathol
Son is 42.
IsaacNewtonDiedAVirgin
You did it!
EdgeGod
Mine is synth copy of dad
Gray808
I now really want to change all my contacts to be named "Synth copy of "
MrPigfister
Nice! Mine has me as Dadpool
Affray
My dad is Old Me in my contacts.
nejmenvafan
JoreckRJasra
Mine just says dad, though he's a pretty super dad, he helped me buy my first new car a couple weeks ago
yomancs
oKrow
That's dope dude
areyouwithme
Superdope, even
dragon6172
What ever happened to Super Dave Osbourne?
HybridSpaceWizards
my mom is WonderMom
GuardsmanMiku
My dad is 'Major Dad Man'
tipitiwitchet
I feel bad now. My parents are in my phone by first name b/c I think someone's gonna steal my phone and text "Dad" for copies of my info :/
Whymustiask
Daddy was already taken
ssss11
Sharp response.
Thederpdog
Goddamn made me laugh +1
RevelSketch
kellogleo
You motherf.....+1
StealthArcherAssassin
ArmyteCel
beeratius
Married with children, eh? "no dad, you're my father, you're not my daddy" or however it went
insertLoserNamehere
Dark. +1
ABillionDucks
Like his boyfriend.
insertsupercoolusernamehere
Plot twist: superdad is his weed dealer
TheJuanWhoFarms
It's actually superdab
broschetti
Or his son is a twink and superdad is what he has his dom boyfriend saved as? Just tossing ideas...
insertsupercoolusernamehere
Maybe he is a cub? We don't know how stocky/hairy this kid is, after all.
ChocolateSquirrel
Plot twist plot twist: Dad IS the weed dealer.
StabbyMcMurder
My brother was my moms dealer. Just saying.
FuryM0nk
Most parents that consume drugs regularly, encourage the consistency of having it in the house. Best way for cheap/free drugs. Kids sell it
TheMoistBandit
Plot twist plot twist plot twist: The son IS the dad.
Jabral
My brain hurts
VladTheInhaler1
Plot twist plot twist plot twist plot twist: Superdad is the weed.
igniskonig
Plot twist plot twist plot twist plot twist plot twist: the weed helped cell phone with son.
Goodnewwseveryone
Plot twist plot twist plot twist plot twist plot twist plot twist: the son is the weed.
qwertyKeyboards
Plot twist plot twist plot twist plot twist plot twist plot twist: the weed helped the weed dealer, who is weed's dad, with the weeds phone.