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Jun 3, 2017 9:26 PM
pudgychicken
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trailerparksupervisor
Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
somethinginthecorner
I went to a Catholic school and they taught us that condoms only protect against pregnancy, not STDs.
nigelbot
#rubberupfordan
WantonSongZoso
Cover up your cock before you dock! Don't be a dunce, or you'll be a Dad in 9 months!!!
baconman87
Wrap you pecker before you deck her
duckbuster36
Lucidalabbra
I got a tattoo this week and every time I see the word infection I feel my blood pressure spike.
Yaumii
I now it carries an important message but first of all it shouldn't be this meme it should be 101 life lesson, and also... It's cringy.
pollypocketfullofposies
And pee afterwards.
NJDevils908
If you think she's spunky cover your monkey.
pbranreffer
Don't be a fool wrap your tool
asdfertjryjre
SPERMCELLS COURTESY OF MYPENIS THEYRE DELIVERING A HIGHCAPACITY BABY THATS INHIBITING YOUR PERIOD YOU WONT BE SLEEPINGAROUND FOR QUITEAWHILE
tezuma
raw dawg or nah dawg
maat24
Or just use face
wysmith777
My guy.
pitspawnthefouldog
I was born without a natural face so every morning I put on a mask and try my utmost best to stay ino char. Whatever happens, face smash!
pudgychicken
that is also acceptable
DireWarBear
If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
coronalmassejection
LONELOBO
I don't get gonorrhea, I GIVE GONORRHEA!
Twinklepot
Otherwise you might need an inspection, followed by some medicinal correction
IWillMajesticallyThrowGummyBearsInYourSandwiches
Or or! Both of you get tested then bang away. Can't promise you won't have a kid tho
JigglyFuckingPuff
It's not normal to test for hpv. And almost everyone has a strain of it (may not be the cancerous kind)
danishjuggler21
Eh... I just get tested with each new girlfriend
RogueOfHeart
Dont get sick, wrap your dick
Red5689
Well that's one of the longest innuendoes I've seen
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Be a genius, wrap your penis.
iamalreadyaghost
Why? No ones going to touch it anyway
laggylag
Cover your stump before you hump
dualwieldingleeks
remember kids stay in school dont do drugs and wrap it before you tap it
ChinaMike808
funny this GIF showed up, as I my girlfriend said 'yes' today after 2 mnths being together. Went and bought condoms tonight!
frothacker
Don't be a dick, finish quick
PoopholeAintALoophole
Don't be dumb, don't be silly, put a snakeskin on your Willy!
Bzerka
Dont be silly, wrap that willy!
baconman87
Wrap your pecker before you deck her
boopitybapity
Ain't got no time for no babies i tell you what
SirReffo
Even if it's a quicky, wrap that sticky.
theshrektacularshrek
-Anthony Sullivan
Lowlsqwid
If yer fertile wrap yer turtle
Beepity
Don't be daft, wrap your shaft!
sg04
Upvote because I had the same Idea as soon as I saw it :D
KLUSTENATOR
Or else, in nine months say hi to baby Billy!
gleely
wrap the sucker before you fuck 'er
CopiousAmountsofForeskin
Wrap it before you tap it
Justaddwolves
If you dont have a jacket, go home and whack it
GrimDarkRealities
This is my favorite one, thanks.
unintentuallybad
When you're about to bust a nut, put it in her butt.
Real7DollaBill
Hitt'r in the shitter till her eyes glitter.
beardomancer
You won't go wrong if you cover your schlong.
NoVoteForYou
No glove, no love.
potatothegreat
If she says fuck it, duck it. I guess tuck it works too
Origamigilan
Wrap your meat before you go into heat
AttemptsPhotography
Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.
Skepticoolthree
Don't be a dong and put a condom on.
Scotlandfury
Don't be a dummy cum on her tummy
Xbnditto
Wrap it in latex, or she'll get you paychecks
Agunslingerborn
If you're not going to wrap it, go home and wack it